Go check out "Confront the Godmodder" By JOEbobob, in the Forum Games section, and help us take him down! ...If you are somehow able do figure out what's been happening up until now.... Oh Well. Thanks in advance.
My Forum game, "What Happened to The Odd Goblin," is nearing its climax!
It's pronounced "Ay-eyes-en-berg."
Also, no, I will NOT explain why my profile pic is a Yu-Gi-Oh character with meme text.
Vicious Mockery from a DM to players or NPCs. I have never done an NPC who could cast this spell, but now I so want to. Nothing mean towards any of my players, just as a small aside to join in the fun. I will use this in a kind nature overall just trying to get laughs.
"I thought every humanoid had enough intelligence to have an alignment."
"I didn't cast Feeblemind yet."
"You look so bad you give others exhaustion automatically."
"Your stench is incredible, you make even paladins wretch."
"Go back to CR 0 where you belong!"
"LOOK AWAY! Oh, wait, sorry I thought we ran into a Basilisk" (Takes a second look) "Oh it's worse, actually DO LOOK AWAY."
"You're so bad you automatically fail on a 1 and above."
"OK, who swapped your spellcasting ability score for your dump score?"
"Are you a Warlock of the Undying, because you're doing just as well?"
"A Wild Magic Sorcerer has better control than you!"
"Was that a Blowgun you just tried to use or your innate weakness?"
"Did someone pick the wrong class, because last time I saw someone using their fists it wasn't a Wizard?"
"Try Multiclassing, maybe you will actually become useful."
"At this rate, you actually will die from old age."
"I've never seen a dump stat lower than your (Insert stat here). Oh, that is your focus stat?! That explains things."
"Ooh, new monster! Oh, no sorry, it's just an ugly one."
"Doesn't anybody know not to make Constitution their dump stat?!"
"You're going to need a long rest to fix your face. Oh, it was already like that. Nevermind, you're going to need a Wish spell to fix your face."
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Asmodeus often tells me that I am wasting my time with you mortals. He does not see the fun we can find with such pitiful ones. It seems that my time in the Nine Hells has done me well. Once a mortal myself, lich-dom gets boring quickly and one does run out of souls. Oh well, while the Demon Princes are gone, I thought I might just rummage about on their Abyss and have myself a little snack alongside some amusement. Now, where was I? Oh yes, designing more tools for your demise. TTFN.