I'm a simple man, I'd like fly. I am not only faster than if I were on foot, but I wouldn't have to be worried about injuries, obstacles, and I could just laze around on my way to places.
My choice would be Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. The material components aren't that expensive or difficult to get and can be re-used. Casting this everyday gives me a nice place to live, unbeatable security (only those you permit can enter, if you close the door it cannot be opened by anything not even they tried to Nuke it, it's invisble when closed, you're in a pocket universe so you could surive the end of the world - in fact, nothing stops you making a new one while inside one, so you need not ever return to the real universe ever again if you didn't want to), plus servants I don't have to trust or be nice to since they're not real just creations of the spell and their entire existence is bound to being loyal to me and there's the copius amounts of free food.
Now, you probably might not get electric (but that is debatable, since it can create anything, so more likely you have all the electric you need, but only within the mansion) and you definitely won't have wifi - but I'd solve this by just renting a super cheap flat/apartment, with the services, and then make the mansion, leave door open while I use those services - easy enough with cheap relays/extension cords.I'll still save on water and food.
Magnificent Mansion is pretty solid choice but another good option if you want cheap housing (wifi potentially included) would be Mirage Arcane.
I'm not sure exactly how much actual physics those illusory buildings can interact with... but you might conceivably be able to make an entire apartment complex and charge rent so long as every 10 days you recast the spell. Audible, visual, tactile, and olfactory elements should be enough for a semi-furnished apartment building with plumbing hookups. Might need to run real power cables and bring in real appliances though. The illusory pipes will need real water flowing through them but would otherwise function normally, maybe even more reliably than real pipes.
Personally though I think I'd dream a little smaller and go with Tiny Servant. Fun, useful, lasts a full 8 hours, and a 9th level slot can get 13 of them at once.
My choice would be Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. The material components aren't that expensive or difficult to get and can be re-used. Casting this everyday gives me a nice place to live, unbeatable security (only those you permit can enter, if you close the door it cannot be opened by anything not even they tried to Nuke it, it's invisble when closed, you're in a pocket universe so you could surive the end of the world - in fact, nothing stops you making a new one while inside one, so you need not ever return to the real universe ever again if you didn't want to), plus servants I don't have to trust or be nice to since they're not real just creations of the spell and their entire existence is bound to being loyal to me and there's the copius amounts of free food.
Now, you probably might not get electric (but that is debatable, since it can create anything, so more likely you have all the electric you need, but only within the mansion) and you definitely won't have wifi - but I'd solve this by just renting a super cheap flat/apartment, with the services, and then make the mansion, leave door open while I use those services - easy enough with cheap relays/extension cords.I'll still save on water and food.
Magnificent Mansion is pretty solid choice but another good option if you want cheap housing (wifi potentially included) would be Mirage Arcane.
I'm not sure exactly how much actual physics those illusory buildings can interact with... but you might conceivably be able to make an entire apartment complex and charge rent so long as every 10 days you recast the spell. Audible, visual, tactile, and olfactory elements should be enough for a semi-furnished apartment building with plumbing hookups. Might need to run real power cables and bring in real appliances though. The illusory pipes will need real water flowing through them but would otherwise function normally, maybe even more reliably than real pipes.
Personally though I think I'd dream a little smaller and go with Tiny Servant. Fun, useful, lasts a full 8 hours, and a 9th level slot can get 13 of them at once.
I don’t think we get slots to upcast these. At least that wasn’t mentioned. That’s why I went with Unseen Servant. Ritual casting, ya know.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My choice would be Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. The material components aren't that expensive or difficult to get and can be re-used. Casting this everyday gives me a nice place to live, unbeatable security (only those you permit can enter, if you close the door it cannot be opened by anything not even they tried to Nuke it, it's invisble when closed, you're in a pocket universe so you could surive the end of the world - in fact, nothing stops you making a new one while inside one, so you need not ever return to the real universe ever again if you didn't want to), plus servants I don't have to trust or be nice to since they're not real just creations of the spell and their entire existence is bound to being loyal to me and there's the copius amounts of free food.
Now, you probably might not get electric (but that is debatable, since it can create anything, so more likely you have all the electric you need, but only within the mansion) and you definitely won't have wifi - but I'd solve this by just renting a super cheap flat/apartment, with the services, and then make the mansion, leave door open while I use those services - easy enough with cheap relays/extension cords.I'll still save on water and food.
Magnificent Mansion is pretty solid choice but another good option if you want cheap housing (wifi potentially included) would be Mirage Arcane.
I'm not sure exactly how much actual physics those illusory buildings can interact with... but you might conceivably be able to make an entire apartment complex and charge rent so long as every 10 days you recast the spell. Audible, visual, tactile, and olfactory elements should be enough for a semi-furnished apartment building with plumbing hookups. Might need to run real power cables and bring in real appliances though. The illusory pipes will need real water flowing through them but would otherwise function normally, maybe even more reliably than real pipes.
Personally though I think I'd dream a little smaller and go with Tiny Servant. Fun, useful, lasts a full 8 hours, and a 9th level slot can get 13 of them at once.
I don’t think we get slots to upcast these. At least that wasn’t mentioned. That’s why I went with Unseen Servant. Ritual casting, ya know.
Some great choices: restoration spells are righteous and teleport is awesome. Both would be solid picks for me. But I think I'd ultimately have to go with Detect Thoughts out of morbid curiosity as to what other people are actually thinking. That said, given the state of the world, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Nah, teleport it is, I'm outta here.
Well, that's a rotten change. Teleport's too risky if you're trying to go someplace you've never been. I'd just as soon Gate to an in-between destination and wait for Gate to recharge, then Gate again than risk a Teleport mishap.
As long as you have an associated object from where you're going (say, a little chunk of rubble from the pyramids, or a sliver of wood from Big Ben,) and the piece was taken from there no longer than 6 months ago, you can teleport there with 100% certainty. Anything less than that, even line-of-sight, incurs risk. And ANYONE can send you the associated object, you don't have to have gotten it yourself. Just.... make sure it's someone you trust.
I think the curse would be letting billionaires buy themselves young healthy bodies to insure that they can keep their positions at they can have even more time to screw everyone else.
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Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
I think the curse would be letting billionaires buy themselves young healthy bodies to insure that they can keep their positions at they can have even more time to screw everyone else.
There are some days I would love to just drop a Thunder Wave on the world, not going to lie... everyone back up the bus 5 feet!
I'm a simple man, I'd like fly. I am not only faster than if I were on foot, but I wouldn't have to be worried about injuries, obstacles, and I could just laze around on my way to places.
Otherwise imprisonment to contain my enemies.
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Here, have some homebrew classes! Subclasses to? Why not races. Feats, feats as well. I have a lot of magic items. Lastly I got monsters, fun, fun times.
Magnificent Mansion is pretty solid choice but another good option if you want cheap housing (wifi potentially included) would be Mirage Arcane.
I'm not sure exactly how much actual physics those illusory buildings can interact with... but you might conceivably be able to make an entire apartment complex and charge rent so long as every 10 days you recast the spell. Audible, visual, tactile, and olfactory elements should be enough for a semi-furnished apartment building with plumbing hookups. Might need to run real power cables and bring in real appliances though. The illusory pipes will need real water flowing through them but would otherwise function normally, maybe even more reliably than real pipes.
Personally though I think I'd dream a little smaller and go with Tiny Servant. Fun, useful, lasts a full 8 hours, and a 9th level slot can get 13 of them at once.
I don’t think we get slots to upcast these. At least that wasn’t mentioned. That’s why I went with Unseen Servant. Ritual casting, ya know.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
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Ritual casting is a good idea though.
Simulacrum, for the express purpose of creating a duplicate of Brandon Sanderson so he can write books twice as fast.
Partway through the quest for absolute truth.
What if they start to argue and instead begin writing books twice as slowly?
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
Some great choices: restoration spells are righteous and teleport is awesome. Both would be solid picks for me. But I think I'd ultimately have to go with Detect Thoughts out of morbid curiosity as to what other people are actually thinking. That said, given the state of the world, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Nah, teleport it is, I'm outta here.
As long as you have an associated object from where you're going (say, a little chunk of rubble from the pyramids, or a sliver of wood from Big Ben,) and the piece was taken from there no longer than 6 months ago, you can teleport there with 100% certainty. Anything less than that, even line-of-sight, incurs risk. And ANYONE can send you the associated object, you don't have to have gotten it yourself. Just.... make sure it's someone you trust.
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I chose not to allow wish because it allows you to cast any other spell of level 8 or lower, and that kind of defeats the point.
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I could cast it on the rich for a price, until I could afford the components my self. I could also come back younger, so live "forever".
Why in God’s name would anyone sane and rational want a curse like that?
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A good amount of rich people are not sane or rational.
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I think the curse would be letting billionaires buy themselves young healthy bodies to insure that they can keep their positions at they can have even more time to screw everyone else.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
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invulnerability.
stuff is cool
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Like in Altered Carbon.
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Something like that.
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True Resurrection.
Just call me Savior.
True Resurrection, or Mass Heal and start a cult.