Squirrels are Chaotic Evil Aberrations in my campaign. Geese are the fiends. Squirrels and Geese fight often.
Anchovies are dimensional beings that can gain the powers of those they touch. In my surprisingly interesting “dream world” (the world of my dreams seems to have a single canon, somehow), at least.
You think your dreams have canon? Even the number of cannons in my dreams is canon.
same lol
Yes. Dreams can sometimes actually come up with interesting monsters and stuff. Maybe I should make a setting from them...
Yep, that's how I came with the first boss for my campaign.
Gabalathan?
Maybe a humanoid entity whose entire body surface is a PNG image?
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Rogue: Can I hide in a tree? DM: You're in the middle of a desert!
DM: *rolls* Take 18 damage, [Bard]. Bard: Wait, is this the end? Sorcerer: *gasp* DM: Yep, see you next week!
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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I was running a modified Dragon of Icespire Peak campaign, And it was the mountains toe gold mine and near the end of the encounter the 4th level gunslinger got bit by a wererat and was infected, I warned them it was a long way to neverwinter and he would transform under the full moon and the half-orc paladin suggested " let's tie him to a horse!"
Just ran my first game a few days ago. My mom's character and my sister's character were sent to let an insane semi-yandere warlock know that the necromancer she was harassing had filed a restraining order and that she needed to leave him alone. The warlock wasn't too happy about that.
Sorceress: *Shows the restraining order to the warlock*
Warlock: *Sets the restraining order on fire*
Sorceress: *Writes up a new restraining order, uses disguise self to look like the necromancer, signs the new restraining order and hands it to the warlock* "Honey, I think we should break up.
A funny quote from my last session ( where I was playing a hardened warforged war veteran with a slightly gravely voice and PTSD ) was when we were captured by bullywugs and put with their good-aligned tortle healer who said the bullywug criminals were nice folks was " what's wrong with you old man, wake up and smell the frogs!".
Elf: Of course I'm against cannibalism. It's barbaric. Human: I've seen you eating an ork heart for a ritual. Elf: And I've seen you eating a pork roast. What's your point?
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Maybe a humanoid entity whose entire body surface is a PNG image?
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Kinda Long one
DM: Alright, so you see a guy with a fishing pole walking towards the both of you
Monk: I'll wave hello
Cleric: I'll ask if he wants to convert to my faith
Fishing Pole Guy (Rogue's New Character): What Faith
Cleric: Lliira the goddess of joy!
Rogue: No thanks, I'm a man of science
Cleric: What's a man of science doing with a fishing pole?
Rogue: Well I was a fisherman and came from the ocean.
Cleric: So why did you bring a fishing pole.
Rogue: To fish.
Cleric: But there's no bodies of water near here?
Rogue: ... He annoys me, I attack him and say "Let me show you what a fishing rod can do!"
Cleric: Casually casts Inflict Wounds Bringing the Rogue to 10 Health
After beating the Rogue, and casting Spare The Dying
Cleric: I'll use divine intervention to heal him so that I can cast Inflict wounds again
After beating the rogue again, and spare the dying again
Cleric: I can heal him again so that we can beat him up again? Or we could loot the body.
Ended with the group bringing the rogue back and tossing him in jail
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“Lilypad cakes make you addicted to guidance.”
”I’m going to make a cleric of Boberson.”
Monk: ”I stand on the glyph.”
DM “Are you sure you want to do that?”
Monk: “Fine. I throw a pebble on the glyph.”
DM: “Nothing happens.”
Monk: “I push [the artificer] onto the glyph!”
DM: “He’s floating 10 ft. in the air.”
Monk: “Aargh!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Singing: “We are heavily armed farmers. Bum bum bum bum.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Bard: I seduce the door.
Me, DM: The door rejects you.
Bard OOC: Guess I'm Doorsexual now.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Swings both ways.
Yep he's a space pirate hippo with a gun that fights demons.
Who is?
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Our level 1 Dragonborn, when confronted with a Black Dragon Wyrmling, who insisted he bow down to his superior:
"I'm here to kick ass and cast spells - but I don't know any magic!"
....swings great axe
"Who are you? Why did you come to this city?" - a new character who just met the party on the street
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Here's two from my last session:
Rogue: Can I hide in a tree?
DM: You're in the middle of a desert!
Bard: Wait, is this the end?
Sorcerer: *gasp*
DM: Yep, see you next week!
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
“You want to spend the next 10 hours just throwing pickaxes into lava?”
”Yup, pretty much!”
*After chucking those pickaxes into the volcano* “That was... extremely satisfying.”
”It’s called tasha’s hideous laughter. Were you expecting little fairy giggles?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Can I roll arcana on the fish?
You mean nature?
Arcana.
This is a fish (laghing)
Well, I don't know, maybe it's a magic fish
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
I was running a modified Dragon of Icespire Peak campaign, And it was the mountains toe gold mine and near the end of the encounter the 4th level gunslinger got bit by a wererat and was infected, I warned them it was a long way to neverwinter and he would transform under the full moon and the half-orc paladin suggested " let's tie him to a horse!"
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Comedy gold XD
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
LOL it's great to see weebs play D&D
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Make it a mimic LOL
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
A funny quote from my last session ( where I was playing a hardened warforged war veteran with a slightly gravely voice and PTSD ) was when we were captured by bullywugs and put with their good-aligned tortle healer who said the bullywug criminals were nice folks was " what's wrong with you old man, wake up and smell the frogs!".
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Half-orc paladin *kills orc* " this guy was probably my cousin or something"
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Elf: Of course I'm against cannibalism. It's barbaric.
Human: I've seen you eating an ork heart for a ritual.
Elf: And I've seen you eating a pork roast. What's your point?