Me (who just got charmed by a vampire): If it doesn't give me any commands I'm going to protect it from (names of players).
DM: It tells you to run.
Me: I run like I saw a horror from another dimension.
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DM: You intelligence says that might be a bad idea.
Me: I still set it in fire.
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Me, as a DM, at the moment: "I'm being run down at the moment by many packs of hungry hyenas that want my attention, so I'll be back later! " (I am preparing a session 0 for a game that I ended up being totally unqualified, unequipped, and possibly unable to run, and this is my excuse)
Dragonslayer 9, in response: "Sounds Exciting."
I really have started to think that I'm in over my head in so many ways...
I'd be the snarky DM that responds, "Ok, so you set that dude on fire..." -------- In a recent game...
Tiefling: You get into any trouble while I was- Gnome: [sobbing] I SAW A NUN EAT A CLOWN! Tiefling: I think you might be hallucinating again... Goliath: Sadly no. Tiefling: Wait that actually happened? Goliath: Well, I think she wasn't actually a nun. Tiefling: Um...I guess that's better... Gnome: NO, it is NOT. Goliath: And I think it was a mime she ate. Tiefling: Ok, well, that is better. Gnome: How? Tiefling: Quieter? Goliath: Sadly no. Tiefling: Wow, ok...that does sound pretty messed up... was this bec- Wait, what was your basis for comparison? Goliath: What? Tiefling: Not quieter then a clown, when was it you saw someone eat a clown? Goliath: Remember how I said I used to be the strongman for a traveling circus? Gnome: (quietly sobbing and being ignored)
DM: You intelligence says that might be a bad idea.
Me: I still set it in fire.
“I set my intelligence on fire.”
Good idea. I’ll remember that one.
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DM: You intelligence says that might be a bad idea.
Me: I still set it in fire.
“I set my intelligence on fire.”
Good idea. I’ll remember that one.
How about "I set the fire on fire. Why? Because you need to use fire to fight fire."
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DM: You intelligence says that might be a bad idea.
Me: I still set it in fire.
“I set my intelligence on fire.”
Good idea. I’ll remember that one.
How about "I set the fire on fire. Why? Because you need to use fire to fight fire."
Yes but there are types of fire. The really painful kind is ehen you mix hellfire and holy purging fire with alchemists fire and then run before it explodes.
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
DM: You intelligence says that might be a bad idea.
Me: I still set it in fire.
“I set my intelligence on fire.”
Good idea. I’ll remember that one.
How about "I set the fire on fire. Why? Because you need to use fire to fight fire."
Yes but there are types of fire. The really painful kind is ehen you mix hellfire and holy purging fire with alchemists fire and then run before it explodes.
Good idea. I’ll remember that one too.
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During post-session wrap up just now, talking to a new player whose character didn't quite get introduced yet. She said she was still learning to match voices to characters (we play via Discord and Roll 20).
Me: Yeah, that might be a little confusing at first with me, since my character is a seventeen year old girl and I definitely am not and don't sound like one (I'm male, deep voice).
DM(sarcastically): You don't sound like a girl? Really?
Me: To explain myself, when I came up with Serena I wanted to make a character that was as far removed as possible from the stereotypical dark, angsty, brooding edgelord characters you hear about all the time. So I created a cutesy, teenage, optimistic church girl who really just wants to save the world.
Other Player: *Singing to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme* Teenage cutesy shiny sun girl!
Me: And after the first time Ferrin called her a magical girl, I realized I was playing what's basically a sun themed OC from a medieval Sailor Moon fanfic.
DM: Next time you use Radiant Soul I'm playing the transformation music from Digimon. And you have to shout "By the power of Pelor!"
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Varient human to my Goliath Barbarian “Well speak of the devil” Him “what where!?” And he draws his great sword, the human rouge “No no no it’s just a figure of language
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Me: you find a lump of adamantine ore, worth nearly 100 gp! Bard: I roll to seduce it. 10. Me: the ore rolls its eyes Fighter: I pick it up Me: Its a mimic and it attacks
(Same game as last time.)
Me (who just got charmed by a vampire): If it doesn't give me any commands I'm going to protect it from (names of players).
DM: It tells you to run.
Me: I run like I saw a horror from another dimension.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
(Still the same one.)
DM: You see a chest in the middle of the room.
Me: I set the chest on fire.
DM: You intelligence says that might be a bad idea.
Me: I still set it in fire.
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DM (in a scroll): I recently set it on fire.
Me: That sounds like me. Is this person secretly me?
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Me, as a DM, at the moment: "I'm being run down at the moment by many packs of hungry hyenas that want my attention, so I'll be back later! " (I am preparing a session 0 for a game that I ended up being totally unqualified, unequipped, and possibly unable to run, and this is my excuse)
Dragonslayer 9, in response: "Sounds Exciting."
I really have started to think that I'm in over my head in so many ways...
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“I set my intelligence on fire.”
I'd be the snarky DM that responds, "Ok, so you set that dude on fire..."
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In a recent game...
Tiefling: You get into any trouble while I was-
Gnome: [sobbing] I SAW A NUN EAT A CLOWN!
Tiefling: I think you might be hallucinating again...
Goliath: Sadly no.
Tiefling: Wait that actually happened?
Goliath: Well, I think she wasn't actually a nun.
Tiefling: Um...I guess that's better...
Gnome: NO, it is NOT.
Goliath: And I think it was a mime she ate.
Tiefling: Ok, well, that is better.
Gnome: How?
Tiefling: Quieter?
Goliath: Sadly no.
Tiefling: Wow, ok...that does sound pretty messed up... was this bec- Wait, what was your basis for comparison?
Goliath: What?
Tiefling: Not quieter then a clown, when was it you saw someone eat a clown?
Goliath: Remember how I said I used to be the strongman for a traveling circus?
Gnome: (quietly sobbing and being ignored)
Good idea. I’ll remember that one.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
How about "I set the fire on fire. Why? Because you need to use fire to fight fire."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Yes but there are types of fire. The really painful kind is ehen you mix hellfire and holy purging fire with alchemists fire and then run before it explodes.
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
Context: The Bard Pirate’s catchphrase is “ADVENTURE!”
Bard: Onward! To-
Artificer: ADVENTURE!
Bard: Dude! That’s my thing! Stop!
Ranger: ADVENTURE!
Bard: [Ranger]! Stealing catch Is very unlike you. Anyway, time-
Cleric: FOR ADVENTURE!
Bard: WILL EVERYONE STOP DOING THAT!
After the Cleric fell madly in love with the menfolk we!re assassinating:
Cleric: So, uh, I think I’m gonna go out there and try and take a shot at her…
8 Wis Bard: A shot! Awesome! Guiding bolt, or do you have a better attack spell?
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Me : "You remember that the fertiliser burnt holes in the stone floor last time you came across it."
Barbarian : "I say we explode it."
Sorcerer and Ranger : "Good idea."
Stands right next to the vat and casts fireball.
2 sessions after all the characters died in the explosion, the sorcerer remembers : "My old character. She had fire resistance."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Monk: (running breathlessly up to guard) “Guard! Urgent message for you!”
(hands guard a piece of paper)
Guard: (looks at paper) “What’s this about…wait, is this blank?”
(Monk proceeds to punch guard in the face)
Good idea. I’ll remember that one too.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
During post-session wrap up just now, talking to a new player whose character didn't quite get introduced yet. She said she was still learning to match voices to characters (we play via Discord and Roll 20).
Me: Yeah, that might be a little confusing at first with me, since my character is a seventeen year old girl and I definitely am not and don't sound like one (I'm male, deep voice).
DM(sarcastically): You don't sound like a girl? Really?
Me: To explain myself, when I came up with Serena I wanted to make a character that was as far removed as possible from the stereotypical dark, angsty, brooding edgelord characters you hear about all the time. So I created a cutesy, teenage, optimistic church girl who really just wants to save the world.
Other Player: *Singing to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme* Teenage cutesy shiny sun girl!
Me: And after the first time Ferrin called her a magical girl, I realized I was playing what's basically a sun themed OC from a medieval Sailor Moon fanfic.
DM: Next time you use Radiant Soul I'm playing the transformation music from Digimon. And you have to shout "By the power of Pelor!"
*ominously* "code bald."
"Will he want to go near a healer with a gun?"
"You aren't close enough to give him a gold co-" "Just throw it at him!"
"Greetings! We are Armor, Wise Cat, and Rhogar the Bald!"
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
I haven’t seen you around for a while.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Varient human to my Goliath Barbarian “Well speak of the devil” Him “what where!?” And he draws his great sword, the human rouge “No no no it’s just a figure of language
I am part of the cult of Jerry, fear Jerry, love Jerry, be Jerry, we are Jerry. I'm really sorry that I haven't been able to Dm recently. I owe everyone a lot of apologies . I'm really sorry. I would like to start a new campaign. Message me for questions.
Player 1: I hand him the toilet gem.
Player 2: We are not calling it that.
“I’m too tired to think of a quip. Wisdom save please.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Me: you find a lump of adamantine ore, worth nearly 100 gp!
Bard: I roll to seduce it. 10.
Me: the ore rolls its eyes
Fighter: I pick it up
Me: Its a mimic and it attacks
Proud poster on the Create a World thread
Tomb of Annihilation campaign,
Our mischievous gnome wizard was captured, and subsequently rescued at Yellyark. But lost all his possessions, including clothes.
Finally get to Camp Righteous, figure out the hard way how the traps in the temple work. Naked Gnome jumps on my shoulders to cross the trapped floor.
"That better be a dagger in the back of my head!"