Wand of Flatulence. Creates the sound of farting from a target of your choice. Wand of Trailing Light. Basically like a sparkler leaves an after image of light when you wave it fast Wand of Ripening Fruit. Ripens fruit. On a nat 1 the fruit is overripe and spoils. Wand of Dye. Randomly changes the colour of target fabric. D20 table of colours. Wand of Timing. Lights up after a specified amount of time. Wand of Bubbles. Emits a stream of 20 translucent bubbles of various sizes. Perfect for childrens parties.
A wand that unfurls a piece of cloth that says “Bang!” Bugs Bunny style. A wand that makes cupcakes. But they’re not very good. Not bad, just kind of meh. A wand that gives the target puppy ears for a minute, but they’re obviously fake. Like an instagram filter.
So for my upcoming session, I’m thinking of adding a bit of humor to the scene. So I thought really silly wands that are slightly useful but silly.
So far I’ve got:
1. The Wand of Wild candy that was on an article on this website last October (I’ll adjust it so it won’t be as dangerous)
2. The Wand of fragrance, which is basically medieval FeBreeze
3. Wand of Tom-foolery: A wand that casts from a collection of humorous spells I found
Any other Ideas?
Wand of Flatulence. Creates the sound of farting from a target of your choice.
Wand of Trailing Light. Basically like a sparkler leaves an after image of light when you wave it fast
Wand of Ripening Fruit. Ripens fruit. On a nat 1 the fruit is overripe and spoils.
Wand of Dye. Randomly changes the colour of target fabric. D20 table of colours.
Wand of Timing. Lights up after a specified amount of time.
Wand of Bubbles. Emits a stream of 20 translucent bubbles of various sizes. Perfect for childrens parties.
Have you look at the 4 common Wands from Xanther?
Wand of:
Smiles, Conducting, Pyrotechnics, scowls
A Wand of Wonder is silly, but also fairly useful. (Already in the DMG)
You could do a Wand of Shocking, that just does 1 lightning damage on a touch of the wand. It's kind of silly in practicality, but not useless.
Wand of Water Control, you move the wand around to move water as long as you concentrate on it.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Thanks. I’ll be sure to use most of these
What about a wand that shoots itching powder?
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How about a Wand of Dewitching? When the user holds the wand in their hand they can't cast spells.
What about a wand that produces a can that says "DEHYDRATED WATER. JUST ADD WATER"
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A wand that unfurls a piece of cloth that says “Bang!” Bugs Bunny style.
A wand that makes cupcakes. But they’re not very good. Not bad, just kind of meh.
A wand that gives the target puppy ears for a minute, but they’re obviously fake. Like an instagram filter.
These are some cool ideas
I’ll definitely have no shortage of ideas
“Dehydrated Dihydrogen Monoxide. Just as water!”
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