IC: "...right. Same story second time over it is. If they ask, Rosso: you were changed by th' same crazy harridan what got Tallboots, but this time for messing up her coffee order. Turns out she snapped after Tallboots' supposed 'betrayal' and now she just turns furlings into human-lookin' folk basically on a whim. We're tryin'a stop her, but every time somebody gets too close they end up oversized and weird."
“Well, we felt kinda bad about how everything went down last time, so we wanted to come and give you some of your stuff back.” With that Toots starts to produce the dented silver (35 lbs of it), and the unused crossbows (2), blankets (2), and the ear pick to return to them.
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“And keep the gemstone as our apology to youse too. Now listen youse guys, my friends are really upset about bein’ turned into ugly, no good, low down, stinkin’ ‘ummies, and were wonderin’ if youse had any more of those special mushrooms or whatever. And we was all wonderin’ if youse had any more crossbow bolts youse could sell us too.”
Putting away the magic cookie plate, Toots pulls out the mug and says “Not too hot, extra chocolate, shaken, not stirred.” Taking a sip she says “Mmmmm, hot cocoa, would you like some?” And offers it around to the goblins.
OOC: Happy anniversary everyone; I am following along, just not feeling inspired to post IC. For a character with an 18 Charisma, Elyona sure is quiet...
Elyona follows Toots, "Hello Max and Fritz" she says as she enters. "Good to see you again." She does not, however, accept any of the "food" the goblins might offer her.
You find Frank and George in the resting room, Frank cranking out a new batch of proteam bars.
When he spies the cookies, he puts the proteam bar into a pouch and splits it with George.
"MMmm...This is good. It reminds me of a time when me mother made cookies just like these but they were the ones she made, not the ones you brought. You see, it was me mother who was the one who made the cookies, not the ones you saw here, but they taste almost like the ones she made. Or just like them but the color being the closest bit and maybe the nut grubs were fresher with the ones she made. When she baked I would say to her I would say, Mum are you baking cookies? And she would say to me she would say, Yes Georgie, I am making the cookies...." George continues for a while.
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"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
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After letting Toots sort their entrance back to Fritz and gang and return the goblins' pilfered gear, Ilyara watched from the rear, remaining on the other side of the Poop Chute. After all, the last time she'd been here she'd used a spell to assume the "disguise" of a horrid soul-devouring outer-planar monstrosity and threatened to swallow their souls - it was, perhaps, for the best that she allowed the others to handle interactions with the goblin gang. Left to her own devices, the furling sat down to ruminate on the portions of the rotten dungeon she'd already covered, casting her mind about for any sign she'd previously missed of ways to delve further into the mountain that didn't involve getting herself flushed...
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Is it really? WOW.
Thanks for sticking it through!!
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
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"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
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IC:
"...right. Same story second time over it is. If they ask, Rosso: you were changed by th' same crazy harridan what got Tallboots, but this time for messing up her coffee order. Turns out she snapped after Tallboots' supposed 'betrayal' and now she just turns furlings into human-lookin' folk basically on a whim. We're tryin'a stop her, but every time somebody gets too close they end up oversized and weird."
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"Dirty rotten wizards and their unforgivable magic! Piss smelling...oh that you! vermin trash wizards making good people ugly like humans!" Max rants.
Munching on this cookie Fritz asks, "So uh what are you dudes doing here again? Besides making the most bodacious cooklies!"
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"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
“Well, we felt kinda bad about how everything went down last time, so we wanted to come and give you some of your stuff back.” With that Toots starts to produce the dented silver (35 lbs of it), and the unused crossbows (2), blankets (2), and the ear pick to return to them.
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"Oh righteous dude!"
"My best dented bowl! It's a piece of crap, give it to me!"
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
“And keep the gemstone as our apology to youse too. Now listen youse guys, my friends are really upset about bein’ turned into ugly, no good, low down, stinkin’ ‘ummies, and were wonderin’ if youse had any more of those special mushrooms or whatever. And we was all wonderin’ if youse had any more crossbow bolts youse could sell us too.”
Putting away the magic cookie plate, Toots pulls out the mug and says “Not too hot, extra chocolate, shaken, not stirred.” Taking a sip she says “Mmmmm, hot cocoa, would you like some?” And offers it around to the goblins.
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OOC: Happy anniversary everyone; I am following along, just not feeling inspired to post IC. For a character with an 18 Charisma, Elyona sure is quiet...
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"Oh yeah man, like we got shrooms. We just scooped the armpit ones. They're like totally rad man..."
Fritz makes a come along motion and leads the way into the goblin lair.
Max makes sure to gather their former belongings.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
*Posted for Toots*
“C’mon Waywatchers, we’re invited in.” Toots waves the rest of the gang over.
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"real life is a super high CR."
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"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Tommary the Unworthy strides up like a cursed being rendered tall and furless.
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Elyona follows Toots, "Hello Max and Fritz" she says as she enters. "Good to see you again." She does not, however, accept any of the "food" the goblins might offer her.
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You find Frank and George in the resting room, Frank cranking out a new batch of proteam bars.
When he spies the cookies, he puts the proteam bar into a pouch and splits it with George.
"MMmm...This is good. It reminds me of a time when me mother made cookies just like these but they were the ones she made, not the ones you brought. You see, it was me mother who was the one who made the cookies, not the ones you saw here, but they taste almost like the ones she made. Or just like them but the color being the closest bit and maybe the nut grubs were fresher with the ones she made. When she baked I would say to her I would say, Mum are you baking cookies? And she would say to me she would say, Yes Georgie, I am making the cookies...." George continues for a while.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
**Posting for Toots:
“So, uhh… Tommary…. If you wanna do some shopping how’s your chance.”
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: I’m back from my most recent “vacation.”
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After letting Toots sort their entrance back to Fritz and gang and return the goblins' pilfered gear, Ilyara watched from the rear, remaining on the other side of the Poop Chute. After all, the last time she'd been here she'd used a spell to assume the "disguise" of a horrid soul-devouring outer-planar monstrosity and threatened to swallow their souls - it was, perhaps, for the best that she allowed the others to handle interactions with the goblin gang. Left to her own devices, the furling sat down to ruminate on the portions of the rotten dungeon she'd already covered, casting her mind about for any sign she'd previously missed of ways to delve further into the mountain that didn't involve getting herself flushed...
{Throwing a nekkid d20 in case you want it for something. whatever modifiers may or may not apply, apply. If nothing applies then disregard, just easier to throw it out there in PbP. Huzzah. 5.}
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"You all know anything about ether crystals, or ethereal crystals, ideally ones ensconced somewhere around here? Also, you all have any aloe?"
OOC: In short order, we're taking a short rest amongst the goblins once we're sure they're digging our groove right?
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