To Prove D&D Exists for Echolon

OOC: Right. And if Tommary wishes to procure any fungus-based “chemical entertainment,” right meow’s his chance.

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"You all know anything about ether crystals, or ethereal crystals, ideally ones ensconced somewhere around here?  Also, you all have any aloe?"

OOC: In short order, we're taking a short rest amongst the goblins once we're sure they're digging our groove right?

"Naw dude, I don't know anything about ethereal crystal man...Do you smoke em?"

"Sound like human trash. Is it human garbage? Probably dangerous and blow up in your face when you think it's safe. Just like those back stabbing no good humans!"

"Electrum crystals? I knew a man who had electrum crystals. I says to myself I says, That there is an electrum crystal. And he says to me he says yes it is. My cousin was looking for such you see. And there it was right there..."

*blink* *blink*

OOC: oh, far out man, thanks for bringing that up again.  Let's see if Wysp has homebrewed a complete chemical vice system into their world.

"Hey man, [to whichever goblin seems most able to speak on the subject] is this envelope stuff like good to go or is this just the residue?  Ya got any more of it, and any other, y'know, party favors?  We're all thinking of mellowing out with you all for a spell, and got plenty of magic cookies to share.  If you got anything that might mellow the cookies a bit more, we might be up to parlay something about that ... and if you got anything for those of us who balance the mellow with running the blade, if you know what I mean, I'll fair deal ya."  

OOC: Maybe this will lead to a hallucinogenic musical number with Tommary letting his hair further down than usual:

 or same movie, but more of a bad trip

"Damnit" Tommary thinks to himself when the crystals are mentioned, caught between his quest to indulge in his vices and his quest for knowledge to assist his quest for vengeance against this literally berg.

“Actually, I’m fresh out of cookies until tomorrow… but there’s cocoa.” Toots offers the steaming mug ‘round again.

The goblins show you to RUTH the mushroom laden zombie. She is strapped down on one of the middle cots and has a few types of fungi growing from her. Again, according to them, the armpit fungus is the best.

Frank leaves for a bit and comes back with a vampire fish sucking on his arm. He passes out before Fritz and George take a stabbing to the fish. Franks wounds are staunched with rags and bits of proteam bar. 

The fish is filleted and is soon cooking in one of the dented pans.  

“Uhh… here.” Toots holds out a handful of berries, popping one into Frank’s mouth. “If you mix ‘em in with your proteam bar mix it’ll make this next batch super goodderer.”

While the Gobs're cooking and Tommary is talking shop, Toots'll lay down some smooth jaz for some atmosphere and play a Song of Rest.

"Damnit!" Tommary has yet to have any of these cookies.

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"Damnit!" Tommary has yet to have any of these cookies.

 
“What’sa matter?” Toots asks, not knowing what the matter is.

"I've yet to have a cookie, nor do I know whether I should turn this scene into a party or get some info on these electrum crystals."

“Here, have some hot cocoa, this there is a never ending supply of. I promise that you’ll get the very first cookie tomorrow for breakfast. Okay? Get any information you can. Why not? Right? And who doesn’t love a party?”

 Toots starts to play something a little… different for mood music now:

Tommary listens to Fritz go on for a while ... about his cousin and electrum crystals, trying to gently steer things toward the possible location of such crystals in this mountain ...  persuasion 15.

After much verbal prodding and poking and listening to George for half and hour, you come to the conclusion that there are no electrum crystals in the mountain.

OOC: Just double checking before I check off HD, this is the short rest and Toots' vintage psych rock is a song of rest to boot?

IC:

Tommary the Unworthy's mind is blown by George's tale, but so is his ambition to take down this mountain.  He again tries to prod George along a different tact, curious if there's an identifiable heart of the mountain, or wastewater facility where all the flushed water went.  He'll render in what is undoubtedly a dirty floor a map of the party's travel in the mountain to date, and attempt to sketch out any further spaces to explore based on George's meandering monologue.  Persuasion 9

OOC: throw us a bone to the boneyard of this hellhole

YES Short Rest GO!

The goblins draw a very detailed map of the route between the doors, Layla, and everything in the middle. They haven't been anywhere else. You also find out that electrum crystals are gem with flecks of electrum in them - valuable but not powered or explosive. Not quite what you were seeking.

They have no idea where their toilet goes, stuff goes in, and doesn't come out.

OOC: Elyona, using. HD h may use a third depending on this roll): 18

also, who rolls the d6 for song of rest?  I’m guessing Toots?

OOC: One more HD for Elyona: 11

5 hit die 36

and 2 more 15