"Spiders give me th' heebies, but big enough frogs can just, like...gulp us regular-sized folk down whole, right? So it's a choice 'tween heebies and bein' eaten alive. And realistically we'll be seein' 'em both at some point. So let's go frogs. I can cut my way out of a stomach, can't cut my way out of heebies."
While walking in the indicated direction of the frog people, you pass some varieties of fungus you are familiar with and others which are new to you. The ground is soft under a mat of moss and
EverYbody make perception check.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
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"real life is a super high CR."
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"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
Tommary the Unworthy, with a left handed yank to his codpiece and a raised right fist pumping in time, invokes the words of Poison:
"You know I never I never ever stay out late You know that I can hardly wait Just to see you And I know you cannot wait Wait to see me too I gotta touch you Cause baby we'll be At the drive-in In the old man's ford Behind the bushes Till I'm screamin' for more Down the basement Lock the cellar door And baby Talk dirty to me"
With Speak with animals cast, he then salutes the squirrel with a bow and a "Well, hello there."
"Yeah, I'm thinkimg the stump might be the thing you put in the froze-zone, maybe this squirrel is part of it ... maybe it's a hostage... Squirrel, like say "help me" if you're a hostage or otherwise under durress."
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“Ely, Ily, what do you two think? Should we go with the spider people like Tallboots suggests, or do youse wanna check out the frog people?”
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“For some reason, the frog people sound more interesting to me.”
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“Ily, you’re the tie breaker. Frogs or spiders?”
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"Spiders give me th' heebies, but big enough frogs can just, like...gulp us regular-sized folk down whole, right? So it's a choice 'tween heebies and bein' eaten alive. And realistically we'll be seein' 'em both at some point. So let's go frogs. I can cut my way out of a stomach, can't cut my way out of heebies."
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“To the frog people then!”
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"If I knew there were heebies outbreaks at risk, I wouldn't have taken all the liquid courage from my NPH flask. Stankers it is, I guess."
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OOC:
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While walking in the indicated direction of the frog people, you pass some varieties of fungus you are familiar with and others which are new to you. The ground is soft under a mat of moss and
EverYbody make perception check.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Tommary the Unworthy perception 19
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Toots’ Perception check: (21). 🤞
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Elyona perception check: 6
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In the distance about 20 feet away you see:

"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
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"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
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"Something about that stinks like a spoiled salami."
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
"Everyone, I think I got this."
Tommary the Unworthy, with a left handed yank to his codpiece and a raised right fist pumping in time, invokes the words of Poison:
"You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you
Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me"
With Speak with animals cast, he then salutes the squirrel with a bow and a "Well, hello there."
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Tommary casts his spell and the squirrel twitches but otherwise makes no reaction.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
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"We mean no harm to you, is this stump your home?"
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It wiggles and blinks.
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"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
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“Uhhh… Tommary, I don’t think that’s a real squirrel, and I’m pretty darned sure that’s not a real tree stump.”
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"Yeah, I'm thinkimg the stump might be the thing you put in the froze-zone, maybe this squirrel is part of it ... maybe it's a hostage... Squirrel, like say "help me" if you're a hostage or otherwise under durress."
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The squirrel twitches.
"Yeah something isn't right, like a cheap dagger salesman on the street."
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale