hi! just a friendly reminder that the cult of cats is looking for allies: [also: HAIL SAUCE!]
Are ye looking for an alliance?
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Vaprak hasn't been active for like 20 minutes, I'm going to have to PM him
Nay, let him retreat and wallow in his cowardice. He hath withdrawn from terror at our sauceperior might.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Vaprak hasn't been active for like 20 minutes, I'm going to have to PM him
Nay, let him retreat and wallow in his cowardice. He hath withdrawn from terror at our sauceperior might.
If I don't kill him, he'll never shut up. I actually don't even think he was online when I sent the challenge. if he doesn't hurry up, someone else will have to fight him. My family is working from home and I have to get offline when they are working, or the wifi screws up. It's one of the perks of living on a farm in the middle of nowhere, you have WORLDS WORST INTERNET CONNECTION
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
SAUCE IS WEAK AND SHOULD BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN!
No U
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
17 of you stand no chance against ME, the almighty Vaprak_The_Destroyer
YOU CAN'T COME INTO THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE AND SAY SAUCE IS BAD WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS! THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
YOU ARE BANISHED FROM THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE! BANISHED, I SAY! BANISHED!
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
17 of you stand no chance against ME, the almighty Vaprak_The_Destroyer
What, exactly, are the chances of a first level character surviving 17 magic missiles?
That's an average of 178.49999999999997 damage.
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17 of you stand no chance against ME, the almighty Vaprak_The_Destroyer
Guys, ignore Vaprak. I challenged him to a duel on Private Message and he replied “DOWN WITH SAUCE”, followed by "I don’t duel". Read: he’s too scared.
EDIT: changed "he’s chicken" to "he’s too scared". Don’t want to be speciesist.
As i'm also a member of the cult of cats, i'll vote to ally with you
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Are ye looking for an alliance?
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Nay, let him retreat and wallow in his cowardice. He hath withdrawn from terror at our sauceperior might.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
If I don't kill him, he'll never shut up. I actually don't even think he was online when I sent the challenge. if he doesn't hurry up, someone else will have to fight him. My family is working from home and I have to get offline when they are working, or the wifi screws up. It's one of the perks of living on a farm in the middle of nowhere, you have WORLDS WORST INTERNET CONNECTION
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Sorry guys, I gotta go now. Someone else is gonna have to duel Vaprak, if he shows. I'll let everyone know if he agrees todo the duel later.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Ok. WE WILL FIGHT WITH HONOR!
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
SAUCE IS WEAK AND SHOULD BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN!
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
17 of us against you. You have no chance
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAYYYYY!? I WILL FIGHT YOU. COME AT ME!!!!
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
SAUCE IS NOT WEAK
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
No U
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Why no "U"? U's are good and are a useful vowel!
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
Sauce deserves to be nonexistent
17 of you stand no chance against ME, the almighty Vaprak_The_Destroyer
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
Yeah sure. Wanna fight my sauce warlock?
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
YOU CAN'T COME INTO THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE AND SAY SAUCE IS BAD WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS! THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
YOU ARE BANISHED FROM THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE! BANISHED, I SAY! BANISHED!
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
No I ain't
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
What, exactly, are the chances of a first level character surviving 17 magic missiles?
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
That's an average of 178.49999999999997 damage.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Very survivable.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Guys, ignore Vaprak. I challenged him to a duel on Private Message and he replied “DOWN WITH SAUCE”, followed by "I don’t duel". Read: he’s too scared.
EDIT: changed "he’s chicken" to "he’s too scared". Don’t want to be speciesist.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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