This cult is all about telling me funny stories and tales from your adventures! Post what happened in your last session, tell me some crazy lucky thing that happened, tell me some crazy UNlucky thing that happened!
For example, I was playing Curse of Strahd with my friends and they just had to ROAST Strahd Von Zarovich! He descended from his castle and obliterated them. Luckily they prayed to the Doge God and he saved them!
I have a very, very unfortunate story form one of my campaigns a while back. We had just killed some zombies and were settling in for the night. Since they didn't have much in their pockets, they weren't very useful. (or so I thought.) I didn't have a tent so I thought it would be a good idea to tie their feet together on the ceiling and attach their feet to the ground, creating a tent. Long story short, The blood and body fluids from the zombies paralyzed me from the neck down, so the party had to carry me around until i could walk and cast spells again. Since then I have learned from that gruesome experience and will no longer be making tents out of venomous zombies.
lol, in this short session I did with my friend, I tried to throw my dagger and I rolled a 1. It flew straight up in the air and land in my fist, blade down.
Players tried to fool a hobgoblin warlord into thinking they were weak, low-level guys so they could surprise him. They rolled a good Deception check, but forgot that they are wearing massive magical plate armor that no normal person should be able to walk in, carrying big glowing magic weapons, etc. You can't hide an 18 Strength...
lol! my character in a campaign was a bird person (can't spell the name) and they were a mass murderer, another character jumped on them as they flew into the air and then jumped off yelling "Catch me!" from 50 ft in the air. He let them fall and did absolutely nothing.
I have a very, very unfortunate story form one of my campaigns a while back. We had just killed some zombies and were settling in for the night. Since they didn't have much in their pockets, they weren't very useful. (or so I thought.) I didn't have a tent so I thought it would be a good idea to tie their feet together on the ceiling and attach their feet to the ground, creating a tent. Long story short, The blood and body fluids from the zombies paralyzed me from the neck down, so the party had to carry me around until i could walk and cast spells again. Since then I have learned from that gruesome experience and will no longer be making tents out of venomous zombies.
Those were ghouls.
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Hi everyone!
This cult is all about telling me funny stories and tales from your adventures! Post what happened in your last session, tell me some crazy lucky thing that happened, tell me some crazy UNlucky thing that happened!
For example, I was playing Curse of Strahd with my friends and they just had to ROAST Strahd Von Zarovich! He descended from his castle and obliterated them. Luckily they prayed to the Doge God and he saved them!
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Hi!
Hi! Any stories to share?
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Hi! Again, any stories to share?
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I have a very, very unfortunate story form one of my campaigns a while back. We had just killed some zombies and were settling in for the night. Since they didn't have much in their pockets, they weren't very useful. (or so I thought.) I didn't have a tent so I thought it would be a good idea to tie their feet together on the ceiling and attach their feet to the ground, creating a tent. Long story short, The blood and body fluids from the zombies paralyzed me from the neck down, so the party had to carry me around until i could walk and cast spells again. Since then I have learned from that gruesome experience and will no longer be making tents out of venomous zombies.
lol, in this short session I did with my friend, I tried to throw my dagger and I rolled a 1. It flew straight up in the air and land in my fist, blade down.
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Also people, I love to improv, if you want to do a random encounter or exploration in a random environment then tell me, I'd love to dm it for you!
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Players tried to fool a hobgoblin warlord into thinking they were weak, low-level guys so they could surprise him. They rolled a good Deception check, but forgot that they are wearing massive magical plate armor that no normal person should be able to walk in, carrying big glowing magic weapons, etc. You can't hide an 18 Strength...
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lol! my character in a campaign was a bird person (can't spell the name) and they were a mass murderer, another character jumped on them as they flew into the air and then jumped off yelling "Catch me!" from 50 ft in the air. He let them fall and did absolutely nothing.
Back in black baby
Those were ghouls.
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