So here’s a crazy sequence of events from a dnd session,
The party stumbles into a enemy camp,
Rouge: I distract the kobold bandits.
Dragonborn paladin: I breathe fire on all the kobolds.
Dm: all the kobolds die from being roasted by fire and by insults
Ranger (me): I give the other rangers long sword to my eagle and tell him to drop it on a cultist
(me) Proceeds to roll a nat 20
Dm: nat 20 The cultist screams in agony as it’s impaled from head to stomach by the falling longsword and it falls to the ground dead
Other ranger: I pull out the sword and throw it at the other cultists
Dm: ANOTHER NAT 20 wtf . . . . . . . . . It chops off the first ones head , stabs through the second one, bounces off of a rock and into the other rangers hand
The whole party: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!!?!?!?
Bard: I’m also stripping in the background by the way
So here’s a crazy sequence of events from a dnd session,
The party stumbles into a enemy camp,
Rouge: I distract the kobold bandits.
Dragonborn paladin: I breathe fire on all the kobolds.
Dm: all the kobolds die from being roasted by fire and by insults
Ranger (me): I give the other rangers long sword to my eagle and tell him to drop it on a cultist
(me) Proceeds to roll a nat 20
Dm: nat 20 The cultist screams in agony as it’s impaled from head to stomach by the falling longsword and it falls to the ground dead
Other ranger: I pull out the sword and throw it at the other cultists
Dm: ANOTHER NAT 20 wtf . . . . . . . . . It chops off the first ones head , stabs through the second one, bounces off of a rock and into your hand
The whole party: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!!?!?!?
Bard: I’m also stripping in the background by the way
These words echo inside the minds of everyone here. We all take 5 psychic damage.
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I wake up and start looking for my long lost armchair
You find your long lost armchair deep in an ancient tomb. As you approach the chair, it splits open, revealing six-inch fangs and a long, purple tongue. Roll initiative.
I immediately eat the mimic-chair
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I wake up and start looking for my long lost armchair
You find your long lost armchair deep in an ancient tomb. As you approach the chair, it splits open, revealing six-inch fangs and a long, purple tongue. Roll initiative.
I join this thread and get jubilex to give you all a hug, dealing 101 acid damage
I hug Juiblex back in a very aggressive way, dealing 470 bludgeoning damage.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
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I spawn in and immediately start pulling potatoes out of my back pocket (which is infinitely deep and filled to the brim with potatoes [raw ones: cooked potatoes are disgusting]) and throw some through the tunnel at the doomsday cellar and some at the audience through the broken 4th wall. I also use the peasant railgun to kill Godzilla (not the swamp monster) with (you guessed it!) potatoes.
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So here’s a crazy sequence of events from a dnd session,
The party stumbles into a enemy camp,
Rouge: I distract the kobold bandits.
Dragonborn paladin: I breathe fire on all the kobolds.
Dm: all the kobolds die from being roasted by fire and by insults
Ranger (me): I give the other rangers long sword to my eagle and tell him to drop it on a cultist
(me) Proceeds to roll a nat 20
Dm: nat 20 The cultist screams in agony as it’s impaled from head to stomach by the falling longsword and it falls to the ground dead
Other ranger: I pull out the sword and throw it at the other cultists
Dm: ANOTHER NAT 20 wtf
. . .
. . .
. . .
It chops off the first ones head , stabs through the second one, bounces off of a rock and into the other rangers hand
The whole party: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!!?!?!?
Bard: I’m also stripping in the background by the way
These words echo inside the minds of everyone here. We all take 5 psychic damage.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I rolled for investigation and I figured out that the thread is dead.
I join the thread and cast wish to turn DaethedirWyndsaber's face into a potato for 5 minutes. I also cast true resurrection on the thread.
This is a signature.
I roll Investigation (12) to see if anything interesting is happening...
F e a r m e
(says the small, insignificant worm)
I don't see anything, now do I.
F e a r m e
(says the small, insignificant worm)
I join this thread and get jubilex to give you all a hug, dealing 105 acid damage
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I want to hear about your favorite D&D Races
I use vast amounts of slashing damage on jubilex to turn one friend into 100
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I immediately eat the mimic-chair
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The mimic chair gives you indigestion.
I hug Juiblex back in a very aggressive way, dealing 470 bludgeoning damage.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
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I start farming potato's
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Technoblade starts a war against your potato farm to see who can farm more potatoes
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I spawn in and immediately start pulling potatoes out of my back pocket (which is infinitely deep and filled to the brim with potatoes [raw ones: cooked potatoes are disgusting]) and throw some through the tunnel at the doomsday cellar and some at the audience through the broken 4th wall. I also use the peasant railgun to kill Godzilla (not the swamp monster) with (you guessed it!) potatoes.
I use the Fuse ability to put a baked potato on my Traveler's Sword.
pm me the word "tomato"
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I necro the thread and let out an evil cackle.
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I spawn in, and become the god of potassium, so I control potatos and potato gods, along with all other things with potassium in them.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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I then realize the thread is dead, and it's gonna take a million years for anyone to respond.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig