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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

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Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.

 I go to the olive garden and order lasagna

 Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.

 Jimothy the top-hatted, monocled Tarrasque from the Café of Lost Souls materializes into the olive garden and begins working at the bar

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

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Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.

 I go to the olive garden and order lasagna

 Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.

 Jimothy the top-hatted, monocled Tarrasque from the Café of Lost Souls materializes into the olive garden and begins working at the bar

I order Orange Juice, despite clearly having some in the gallon-jug I’m holding.

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

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Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.

 I go to the olive garden and order lasagna

 Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.

 Jimothy the top-hatted, monocled Tarrasque from the Café of Lost Souls materializes into the olive garden and begins working at the bar

 Norman sees Jimothy. He is glad he isn't the only Tarrasque there. It makes him feel less like an outcast. :D

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

 Yes.

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

 Yes.

Uhhh. . . No.

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Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.

 I go to the olive garden and order lasagna

 Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.

 Jimothy the top-hatted, monocled Tarrasque from the Café of Lost Souls materializes into the olive garden and begins working at the bar

 Norman sees Jimothy. He is glad he isn't the only Tarrasque there. It makes him feel less like an outcast. :D

 "Well, it's wonderful to be working with you my good sir. My sincerest of apologies, but I must get back to serving, pip pip, cheerio!"

He gives Nothic more Orange Juice

*due to the Orange Juice Curse it slips from your hands and breaks on the floor*

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Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.

 I go to the olive garden and order lasagna

 Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.

 Jimothy the top-hatted, monocled Tarrasque from the Café of Lost Souls materializes into the olive garden and begins working at the bar

 Norman sees Jimothy. He is glad he isn't the only Tarrasque there. It makes him feel less like an outcast. :D

 "Well, it's wonderful to be working with you my good sir. My sincerest of apologies, but I must get back to serving, pip pip, cheerio!"

He gives Nothic more Orange Juice

I accept the Orange Juice and leave. I give Jimothy a five-star review on Yelp.

I go around committing Arson to any house with a Private Propety sign. Using a flamethrower enchanted to have infinite ammo

i have: 71 HP 

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Hey, that’s fine by me. I plant olives in the garden. Not my garden, someone else’s garden.

 I go to the olive garden and order lasagna

 Norman the Tarrasque gets a job as a waiter at the olive garden. He blows his entire paycheck on Behemoth Biscuits.

 Jimothy the top-hatted, monocled Tarrasque from the Café of Lost Souls materializes into the olive garden and begins working at the bar

 Norman sees Jimothy. He is glad he isn't the only Tarrasque there. It makes him feel less like an outcast. :D

 "Well, it's wonderful to be working with you my good sir. My sincerest of apologies, but I must get back to serving, pip pip, cheerio!"

He gives Nothic more Orange Juice

 Norman stops Jimothy.

*Translated from Tarrasque*

"Don't! The eyed one is cursed! A glass of orange juice to him and the place explodes!"

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

 Yes.

Uhhh. . . No.

 Yes. There is no escaping your fate.

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I go around committing Arson to any house with a Private Propety sign. Using a flamethrower enchanted to have infinite ammo

i have: 71 HP 

I cast power word kill.

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

 Yes.

Uhhh. . . No.

 Yes. There is no escaping your fate.

No?

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I go around committing Arson to any house with a Private Propety sign. Using a flamethrower enchanted to have infinite ammo

i have: 71 HP 

 The final house left with a sign belongs to Don the Flumph. He's too adorable to burn down the house of.

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I go around committing Arson to any house with a Private Propety sign. Using a flamethrower enchanted to have infinite ammo

i have: 71 HP 

 The final house left with a sign belongs to Don the Flumph. He's too adorable to burn down the house of.

I give Don the Flumph some Orange Juice.

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

 Yes.

Uhhh. . . No.

 Yes. There is no escaping your fate.

No?

 YES. WAKE UP.

You wake up... Somewhere. You don't know where. Then you realize: you are in the Olive Garden of the gods. The Olive God speaks to you:

"You chose my realm by planting those olives. Accept your fate, and you shall gain the power of olives. Otherwise, you shall be deemed an outcast in both worlds, also I will kick you in the face."

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I go around committing Arson to any house with a Private Propety sign. Using a flamethrower enchanted to have infinite ammo

i have: 71 HP 

 The final house left with a sign belongs to Don the Flumph. He's too adorable to burn down the house of.

I give Don the Flumph some Orange Juice.

 Don the Flumph makes a happy sound. DC infinite saving throw or take 506009 Flumph cuteness damage.

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I’ll never lose Orange Juice privileges.

 I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.

I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”

 You gain a curse:

THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE

When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.

No

 Yes.

Uhhh. . . No.

 Yes. There is no escaping your fate.

No?

 YES. WAKE UP.

You wake up... Somewhere. You don't know where. Then you realize: you are in the Olive Garden of the gods. The Olive God speaks to you:

"You chose my realm by planting those olives. Accept your fate, and you shall gain the power of olives. Otherwise, you shall be deemed an outcast in both worlds, also I will kick you in the face."

I eat and olive and then drink some Orange Juice. I burp.