I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.
I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”
You gain a curse:
THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE
When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.
No
Yes.
Uhhh. . . No.
Yes. There is no escaping your fate.
No?
YES. WAKE UP.
You wake up... Somewhere. You don't know where. Then you realize: you are in the Olive Garden of the gods. The Olive God speaks to you:
"You chose my realm by planting those olives. Accept your fate, and you shall gain the power of olives. Otherwise, you shall be deemed an outcast in both worlds, also I will kick you in the face."
I eat and olive and then drink some Orange Juice. I burp.
The peculiar olive juice and orange juice mixture in your stomach transforms you. You are now a lemon.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.
I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”
You gain a curse:
THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE
When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.
No
Yes.
Uhhh. . . No.
Yes. There is no escaping your fate.
No?
YES. WAKE UP.
You wake up... Somewhere. You don't know where. Then you realize: you are in the Olive Garden of the gods. The Olive God speaks to you:
"You chose my realm by planting those olives. Accept your fate, and you shall gain the power of olives. Otherwise, you shall be deemed an outcast in both worlds, also I will kick you in the face."
I eat and olive and then drink some Orange Juice. I burp.
And the orange juice comes back up from your nasty belch
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.
I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”
You gain a curse:
THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE
When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.
No
Yes.
Uhhh. . . No.
Yes. There is no escaping your fate.
No?
YES. WAKE UP.
You wake up... Somewhere. You don't know where. Then you realize: you are in the Olive Garden of the gods. The Olive God speaks to you:
"You chose my realm by planting those olives. Accept your fate, and you shall gain the power of olives. Otherwise, you shall be deemed an outcast in both worlds, also I will kick you in the face."
I eat and olive and then drink some Orange Juice. I burp.
The peculiar olive juice and orange juice mixture in your stomach transforms you. You are now a lemon.
As in a car that doesn't work
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I say that if you can reach me how to do Orange Juice like that and I can do it, you won't lose Orange Juice privileges.
I say, “in your dreams, Fleshlump.”
You gain a curse:
THE ORANGE JUICE CURSE
When your hand reaches for an orange or orange juice, or any product of oranges, it shall always slip away from your hand before you can grab it.
No
Yes.
Uhhh. . . No.
Yes. There is no escaping your fate.
No?
YES. WAKE UP.
You wake up... Somewhere. You don't know where. Then you realize: you are in the Olive Garden of the gods. The Olive God speaks to you:
"You chose my realm by planting those olives. Accept your fate, and you shall gain the power of olives. Otherwise, you shall be deemed an outcast in both worlds, also I will kick you in the face."
I eat and olive and then drink some Orange Juice. I burp.
The peculiar olive juice and orange juice mixture in your stomach transforms you. You are now a lemon.
As in a car that doesn't work
I sell lemon cars for 26.57 dollars on eBay.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The peculiar olive juice and orange juice mixture in your stomach transforms you. You are now a lemon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
And the orange juice comes back up from your nasty belch
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I say “oh my! Pardon me! Gosh! I do apologize!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Unfortunately, lemons cannot talk.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I think it, then.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
As in a car that doesn't work
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
It appears you are a telepathic lemon. However, you can't control it and everyone hears your thoughts at all times unless if they don't want to.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I sell lemon cars for 26.57 dollars on eBay.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I think about how much I hate Mariah Carey.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
They shush you at mentioning the name. Do you want her to defrost? (It's like a Voldemort thing, also saying the name increases risk of defrosting)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*runs away*
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
I CANT HELP WHAT I THINK!! I HATE MARIAH I HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER AHHH!!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
A mysterious figure edits the quote and the entirety of the Godly Olive Garden unites to destroy you before it's too late.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
My last words are “okay, that’s fair I guess.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
R.I.P Lemon2SeeHere2, 2023-2023
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It’s like Voldemort, okay, M is nowgpnna be called “She who must not be named”
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
A random guy begins singing, "snape, snape,Severus snape (Dumbledore!)"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I become chaos incarnate. I become... The Absolutely Anything Thread! I have turned into an online forum page
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
You become confused that your loyal followers obsess over potatoes. I plant potatoes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use the power of quote editing to my advantage as I am the thread itself now
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire