You fool! I am a god, just like you, I am beyond the rules of your silly game! I can roll a d99999 if I want!
The dice gods assumed you roll a nat 1 due to the error message. You get stolen of all your possessions and powers.
I manipulate the magnesium in my magnesium dice so it rolls a nat 20 instead.
Remember? The DC was 1000005619. You fail.
No, nat 20 is always a success. And, as I am a god, I chose to make my bonus 1000005619. I most certainly succeeded.
The dispenser waves it's finger side to side, and dispenses the words "Nuh uh". Nat 20 no longer auto succeeds. It then uses the Statistics Stones to turn all of your stats to -1000005619, making you have extremely high penalties.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You fool! I am a god, just like you, I am beyond the rules of your silly game! I can roll a d99999 if I want!
The dice gods assumed you roll a nat 1 due to the error message. You get stolen of all your possessions and powers.
I manipulate the magnesium in my magnesium dice so it rolls a nat 20 instead.
Remember? The DC was 1000005619. You fail.
No, nat 20 is always a success. And, as I am a god, I chose to make my bonus 1000005619. I most certainly succeeded.
The dispenser waves it's finger side to side, and dispenses the words "Nuh uh". Nat 20 no longer auto succeeds. It then uses the Statistics Stones to turn all of your stats to -1000005619, making you have extremely high penalties.
I smoosh it all squishy like with my massive magnesium-powered finger
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
You fool! I am a god, just like you, I am beyond the rules of your silly game! I can roll a d99999 if I want!
The dice gods assumed you roll a nat 1 due to the error message. You get stolen of all your possessions and powers.
I manipulate the magnesium in my magnesium dice so it rolls a nat 20 instead.
Remember? The DC was 1000005619. You fail.
No, nat 20 is always a success. And, as I am a god, I chose to make my bonus 1000005619. I most certainly succeeded.
The dispenser waves it's finger side to side, and dispenses the words "Nuh uh". Nat 20 no longer auto succeeds. It then uses the Statistics Stones to turn all of your stats to -1000005619, making you have extremely high penalties.
I smoosh it all squishy like with my massive magnesium-powered finger
But it's not potassium powered. You fail. It dispenses a potato in your face to knock you out again then robs all you own.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It steals some of your magnesium powers, as well as all of the potassium in your body. You die of potassium deficiency.
Small problem. A god, you see. I have infinite potassium in my body, and it explodes from the sheer amount of potassium it steals! >:D
You cannot have that potassium! I grant you potassium deficiency, being the god of the stuff, then you die once and for all. I also revive the poor dispenser and it goes off to rejoin Tiamat's conga line.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It steals some of your magnesium powers, as well as all of the potassium in your body. You die of potassium deficiency.
Small problem. A god, you see. I have infinite potassium in my body, and it explodes from the sheer amount of potassium it steals! >:D
You cannot have that potassium! I grant you potassium deficiency, being the god of the stuff, then you die once and for all. I also revive the poor dispenser and it goes off to rejoin Tiamat's conga line.
I enter the god afterlife, which is practically the same as being an alive god. I then make myself a new magnesium body so I can have a physical form. I walk up to you, the god of potassium, and say, "it is not fit for two gods to be at war. Let us lay down our arms, and join forces, for together the gods of potassium and magnesium would create a most powerful mythos."
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
It steals some of your magnesium powers, as well as all of the potassium in your body. You die of potassium deficiency.
Small problem. A god, you see. I have infinite potassium in my body, and it explodes from the sheer amount of potassium it steals! >:D
You cannot have that potassium! I grant you potassium deficiency, being the god of the stuff, then you die once and for all. I also revive the poor dispenser and it goes off to rejoin Tiamat's conga line.
I enter the god afterlife, which is practically the same as being an alive god. I then make myself a new magnesium body so I can have a physical form. I walk up to you, the god of potassium, and say, "it is not fit for two gods to be at war. Let us lay down our arms, and join forces, for together the gods of potassium and magnesium would create a most powerful mythos."
"Uhm, actually, this isn't universe Smorgasboard, so Mythos's don't actually exist." I slap you back to the god afterlife, my form looking like 🤓 while I talk.
*Wanna RP on u.s?*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It steals some of your magnesium powers, as well as all of the potassium in your body. You die of potassium deficiency.
Small problem. A god, you see. I have infinite potassium in my body, and it explodes from the sheer amount of potassium it steals! >:D
You cannot have that potassium! I grant you potassium deficiency, being the god of the stuff, then you die once and for all. I also revive the poor dispenser and it goes off to rejoin Tiamat's conga line.
I enter the god afterlife, which is practically the same as being an alive god. I then make myself a new magnesium body so I can have a physical form. I walk up to you, the god of potassium, and say, "it is not fit for two gods to be at war. Let us lay down our arms, and join forces, for together the gods of potassium and magnesium would create a most powerful mythos."
"Uhm, actually, this isn't universe Smorgasboard, so Mythos's don't actually exist." I slap you back to the god afterlife, my form looking like 🤓 while I talk.
*Wanna RP on u.s?*
*Sure! Sorry for the extremely late response lol*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A mountain range joins the conga line. Tiamat offers Bahamut a truce?
Bahamut kindly accepts. Sardior begins hosting his slow waltz, with magical defenses that make any enemies fall asleep from the music, but someone else can have that as I don't wanna be greedy with the draconic god dance parties.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mountain range joins the conga line. Tiamat offers Bahamut a truce?
Bahamut kindly accepts. Sardior begins hosting his slow waltz, with magical defenses that make any enemies fall asleep from the music, but someone else can have that as I don't wanna be greedy with the draconic god dance parties.
The conga line’s band switch out keyboards and guitars for cellos, violins, and clarinets and join in since the conga line is immune to stuff like that.
A mountain range joins the conga line. Tiamat offers Bahamut a truce?
Bahamut kindly accepts. Sardior begins hosting his slow waltz, with magical defenses that make any enemies fall asleep from the music, but someone else can have that as I don't wanna be greedy with the draconic god dance parties.
The conga line’s band switch out keyboards and guitars for cellos, violins, and clarinets and join in since the conga line is immune to stuff like that.
A random person steals the keyboard and plays Never Gonna Give You Up at top volume with it. Everyone throws potatoes at him.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mountain range joins the conga line. Tiamat offers Bahamut a truce?
Bahamut kindly accepts. Sardior begins hosting his slow waltz, with magical defenses that make any enemies fall asleep from the music, but someone else can have that as I don't wanna be greedy with the draconic god dance parties.
The conga line’s band switch out keyboards and guitars for cellos, violins, and clarinets and join in since the conga line is immune to stuff like that.
A random person steals the keyboard and plays Never Gonna Give You Up at top volume with it. Everyone throws potatoes at him.
Rick Astley teleports in with four bananas, yells “!Denommus neeb evah I” and joins the conga line.
Sardior gets a call, discovers his dance club in the heart of creation has been finished, and then they all go there. Bahamut casts a permanent hallucinatory terrain to make the floor look like a disco one.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Rising up once again from the Deep Underneath is a Rotten Mushroom. They look around and sigh, How long has it been? They pull out a Mushroom of Chaos and sit it on the ground.
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Remember? The DC was 1000005619. You fail.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
No, nat 20 is always a success. And, as I am a god, I chose to make my bonus 1000005619. I most certainly succeeded.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
The dispenser waves it's finger side to side, and dispenses the words "Nuh uh". Nat 20 no longer auto succeeds. It then uses the Statistics Stones to turn all of your stats to -1000005619, making you have extremely high penalties.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I smoosh it all squishy like with my massive magnesium-powered finger
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
But it's not potassium powered. You fail. It dispenses a potato in your face to knock you out again then robs all you own.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But I own nothing. It digs through my pockets and steals every single bit of air in them.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
It steals some of your magnesium powers, as well as all of the potassium in your body. You die of potassium deficiency.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Small problem. A god, you see. I have infinite potassium in my body, and it explodes from the sheer amount of potassium it steals! >:D
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
You cannot have that potassium! I grant you potassium deficiency, being the god of the stuff, then you die once and for all. I also revive the poor dispenser and it goes off to rejoin Tiamat's conga line.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I enter the god afterlife, which is practically the same as being an alive god. I then make myself a new magnesium body so I can have a physical form. I walk up to you, the god of potassium, and say, "it is not fit for two gods to be at war. Let us lay down our arms, and join forces, for together the gods of potassium and magnesium would create a most powerful mythos."
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Uhm, actually, this isn't universe Smorgasboard, so Mythos's don't actually exist." I slap you back to the god afterlife, my form looking like 🤓 while I talk.
*Wanna RP on u.s?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A mountain range joins the conga line. Tiamat offers Bahamut a truce?
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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*Sure! Sorry for the extremely late response lol*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Bahamut kindly accepts. Sardior begins hosting his slow waltz, with magical defenses that make any enemies fall asleep from the music, but someone else can have that as I don't wanna be greedy with the draconic god dance parties.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The conga line’s band switch out keyboards and guitars for cellos, violins, and clarinets and join in since the conga line is immune to stuff like that.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
A random person steals the keyboard and plays Never Gonna Give You Up at top volume with it. Everyone throws potatoes at him.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Rick Astley teleports in with four bananas, yells “!Denommus neeb evah I” and joins the conga line.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Sardior gets a call, discovers his dance club in the heart of creation has been finished, and then they all go there. Bahamut casts a permanent hallucinatory terrain to make the floor look like a disco one.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A dude with long black hair and a guitar appears in a cloud of smoke, and starts playing Symptom of the Universe.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Rising up once again from the Deep Underneath is a Rotten Mushroom. They look around and sigh, How long has it been? They pull out a Mushroom of Chaos and sit it on the ground.
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