BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
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BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
I mishear them and give them toes
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
I mishear them and give them toes
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
i give them synthetic potatoes
I eat the WASD keys so nobody can use them, I delight in their screams of terror!
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
I mishear them and give them toes
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
i give them synthetic potatoes
I eat the WASD keys so nobody can use them, I delight in their screams of terror!
Congratulations, your keyboard strike is evolving! *Evolution noises*
It evolved into a full scale riot!!!!!
Meanwhile, I sit in comfort in my Potassium Temple, enjoying life while my keyboards actually got the potato raise they asked for.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
I mishear them and give them toes
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
i give them synthetic potatoes
I eat the WASD keys so nobody can use them, I delight in their screams of terror!
I 3d print new WASD keys. Also, if you ate the WASD keys, how come you could type "I delight in their screams of terror" ????
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
I mishear them and give them toes
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
i give them synthetic potatoes
I eat the WASD keys so nobody can use them, I delight in their screams of terror!
I 3d print new WASD keys. Also, if you ate the WASD keys, how come you could type "I delight in their screams of terror" ????
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
I mishear them and give them toes
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
i give them synthetic potatoes
I eat the WASD keys so nobody can use them, I delight in their screams of terror!
I 3d print new WASD keys. Also, if you ate the WASD keys, how come you could type "I delight in their screams of terror" ????
I equip and attune to the toes and butt of Vecna.
Uhh... I spared my keyboard?
My WASD keys won the battle, as they weren't preoccupied with the strike. This turns from a work strike to a full on keyboard war.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
BigBrainGoblin's keyboard begins a strike for higher pay. They demand a 42% increase in potatoes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Everyone else's keyboards, seeing this, decide to go on strike as well.
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No siree! I will not allow some lazy piece of machinery to simply stop functioning properly. Why do you even need to be paid?!
The very idea is absolutely ridicuoualtouskogojaofjihgopojghihegojtkgldkglrl . .. .. .. .. .fl.fl,.l4ec… . . ..v .. . . .; . ..oe9vfikoekejfol,. . .. rifo. .. .f.v . .reifjmfcxwl.c. Lr.e
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I create a potato generator to make infinite potatoes, then increase the potato pay of my own keyboard. (I'm on mobile, but I still have a digital computer so) I also steal all other potatoes so that the other keyboards' pay doesn't increase, but decrease!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I pay the keyboards in carrots.
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
The keyboards refuse your carrot offer. They want POTATOES.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I mishear them and give them toes
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
they are your toes. the keyboards eat them. you have no toes.
i give them synthetic potatoes
PM me the word tomato
I eat the WASD keys so nobody can use them, I delight in their screams of terror!
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
Congratulations, your keyboard strike is evolving! *Evolution noises*
It evolved into a full scale riot!!!!!
Meanwhile, I sit in comfort in my Potassium Temple, enjoying life while my keyboards actually got the potato raise they asked for.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I 3d print new WASD keys. Also, if you ate the WASD keys, how come you could type "I delight in their screams of terror" ????
PM me the word tomato
I equip and attune to the toes and butt of Vecna.
Uhh... I spared my keyboard?
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
My WASD keys won the battle, as they weren't preoccupied with the strike. This turns from a work strike to a full on keyboard war.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I craft an elven longbow of fell magicks.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
These magicks cause you to trip and fall.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I buy Nike Jordans for the keyboards to make amends
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
The Jordans were fakes that turn into spiders when you put them down.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
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"Honk."
Welcome back Kas.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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