I steal the paper and sign it, then scribble something at the bottom
By allowing me to join your empire, you consent to me using all imperial funds and resources for personal You also agree that I will take your place after serving you for 10 seconds, and then you will serve me for eternity.
I also steal the paper, scribble another thing, THEN sign it so I specifically agree to those terms.
"By allowing me to exist, you consent to an eternity of eating nothing but potassium, abandoning all other vitamins/minerals. You also agree to relinquish any ownership, rights, and property you had to me and to make me the Overlord of the very Universe that rules over all. You also also agree to build me a new dirt hut."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I poke you with a very sharp stick to test that statement.
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I open my eyes. The thread is, as expected, completely void of life. I gaze upon the decaying potato fields, once so full of life, now gray and empty. Something happened here, I'm sure of it; but what I cannot say. Maybe it's time for a change, or something. I rouse myself and set out to find a stick, preferably a large and solid one fit for whacking things.
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I open my eyes. The thread is, as expected, completely void of life. I gaze upon the decaying potato fields, once so full of life, now gray and empty. Something happened here, I'm sure of it; but what I cannot say. Maybe it's time for a change, or something. I rouse myself and set out to find a stick, preferably a large and solid one fit for whacking things.
(ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING// ENCORE
THEN FELL THE POTATOES)
Unfortunately, the only stick I have is a gargantuan and liquid one for slashing things. I try to give it to you, but accidentally trip and start a flood.
Due to locations being removed, the Temple of Potassium crumbles into rubble. The Banana shaped pillars somehow still hold up, but then someone eats them and nothing remains after.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The worship of potassium moves to underground nomadic cults groups. At least Jeff is just beyond space and time so his cult is fine even if they aren't.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You can join my empire and I'll build you another hut!
(In microscopic fine print)
By joining my empire you relinquish All Rights and Freedoms and willingly choose to serve me for all eternity
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
I steal the paper and sign it, then scribble something at the bottom
By allowing me to join your empire, you consent to me using all imperial funds and resources for personal You also agree that I will take your place after serving you for 10 seconds, and then you will serve me for eternity.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I also steal the paper, scribble another thing, THEN sign it so I specifically agree to those terms.
"By allowing me to exist, you consent to an eternity of eating nothing but potassium, abandoning all other vitamins/minerals. You also agree to relinquish any ownership, rights, and property you had to me and to make me the Overlord of the very Universe that rules over all. You also also agree to build me a new dirt hut."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I steal the paper and scribble another bit:
"By scribbling on this paper, both of you have signed your souls and bodies over to me, because both of you .missed the even tinier fine print:
If anyone should sign this paper other than the current overlord then they relinquish their souls and bodies to me"
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
Unfortunately, you all are composed of only one mind and only have one voice in your head. Your opinion is invalid
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I bake cookies for everyone, in preparation for my tea party.
I eat the baked cookies then cook some bacon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I teach Gibber a thousand new ways to eat their young
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Can't watch the vid rn, I will when I get home and do homework and stuff*
I find the guy named Their Young and... have a nice conversation with them about the weather, of course!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I interrupt your pleasant conversation and offer my condolences to Their Young about his awful parents.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I... Continue to rule over my empire and make unfunny jokes consisting of the punchline "your mother"
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
I ask to come to the Tea Party
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
I misunderstand, and bring an entire party of tee-shirts to the Tee Party.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I H∆†H ₹£†μ₹Π£D
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I poke you with a very sharp stick to test that statement.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I open my eyes. The thread is, as expected, completely void of life. I gaze upon the decaying potato fields, once so full of life, now gray and empty. Something happened here, I'm sure of it; but what I cannot say. Maybe it's time for a change, or something. I rouse myself and set out to find a stick, preferably a large and solid one fit for whacking things.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
(ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING// ENCORE
THEN FELL THE POTATOES)
Unfortunately, the only stick I have is a gargantuan and liquid one for slashing things. I try to give it to you, but accidentally trip and start a flood.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Due to locations being removed, the Temple of Potassium crumbles into rubble. The Banana shaped pillars somehow still hold up, but then someone eats them and nothing remains after.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
NOOOO
The worship of potassium moves to underground nomadic
cultsgroups. At least Jeff is just beyond space and time so his cult is fine even if they aren't.Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ