Realizing I can do anything and that I should have made this joke a long time ago, I get a jester hat, a shard of glass and a scythe and tail and lock everyone outside of a room so that I'm the only free one.
I teleport to you
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Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
Realizing I can do anything and that I should have made this joke a long time ago, I get a jester hat, a shard of glass and a scythe and tail and lock everyone outside of a room so that I'm the only free one.
I teleport to you
I welcome you to Freedom and update the population sign from 57273647388384747373 to 57273647388384747374. I then teleport all around and spam 50 bullets at you while yelling "Chaos, chaos!" and The World Revolving plays in the background
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Realizing I can do anything and that I should have made this joke a long time ago, I get a jester hat, a shard of glass and a scythe and tail and lock everyone outside of a room so that I'm the only free one.
I teleport to you
I welcome you to Freedom and update the population sign from 57273647388384747373 to 57273647388384747374. I then teleport all around and spam 50 bullets at you while yelling "Chaos, chaos!" and The World Revolving plays in the background
I eat the bullets
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Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
Realizing I can do anything and that I should have made this joke a long time ago, I get a jester hat, a shard of glass and a scythe and tail and lock everyone outside of a room so that I'm the only free one.
I teleport to you
I welcome you to Freedom and update the population sign from 57273647388384747373 to 57273647388384747374. I then teleport all around and spam 50 bullets at you while yelling "Chaos, chaos!" and The World Revolving plays in the background
I eat the bullets
They taste... Like bullets. You heal -200 HP. They taste not half bad though.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I gather everyone with God powers and lead them into a theater. I rickroll them.
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 507390 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 501288 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
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In return, I shoot a hyper-speed, synthesized-titanium alloy missile at your planet, moving at 0.9C. Failing the DC 100 Dexterity save, it makes impact at 603,554,966 mph, destroying your planet's core and causing a massive release of energy, destroying everything you know.
You take 4894654 resistance- and immunity-bypassing damage.
I recruit Jack Sparrow and have a bunch of wizards make Simulacrums of him.
Chaos breaks out (but in an incredibly entertaining manner).
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Using highly advanced Imperial technology, I bioengineer a metallic creature in the image of a Star Destroyer. Then, after it's been added to the next D&D monster compendium by WoTC's secret intergalactic explorers, I cast True Polymorph on my friend and attack you with a full-on Star Destroyer.
(I'm casting it on my friend so I can dress up as Darth Vader and cackle maniacally)
I recruit Jack Sparrow and have a bunch of wizards make Simulacrums of him.
Chaos breaks out (but in an incredibly entertaining manner).
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Using highly advanced Imperial technology, I bioengineer a metallic creature in the image of a Star Destroyer. Then, after it's been added to the next D&D monster compendium by WoTC's secret intergalactic explorers, I cast True Polymorph on my friend and attack you with a full-on Star Destroyer.
(I'm casting it on my friend so I can dress up as Darth Vader and cackle maniacally)
...I don't really get the reference (I know Darth Vader is from a popular movie but that's about it).
I recruit Jack Sparrow and have a bunch of wizards make Simulacrums of him.
Chaos breaks out (but in an incredibly entertaining manner).
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Using highly advanced Imperial technology, I bioengineer a metallic creature in the image of a Star Destroyer. Then, after it's been added to the next D&D monster compendium by WoTC's secret intergalactic explorers, I cast True Polymorph on my friend and attack you with a full-on Star Destroyer.
(I'm casting it on my friend so I can dress up as Darth Vader and cackle maniacally)
...I don't really get the reference (I know Darth Vader is from a popular movie but that's about it).
Have you never watched Star Wars?
Using virtual reality, I trap you in an inescapable prison where you are forced to watch Star Wars forever!!!!
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
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I teleport to you
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
I welcome you to Freedom and update the population sign from 57273647388384747373 to 57273647388384747374. I then teleport all around and spam 50 bullets at you while yelling "Chaos, chaos!" and The World Revolving plays in the background
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Please disregard the past 163 pages of comments, they are horribly inaccurate and never happened.
PM me the word tomato
I eat the bullets
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
We all wake up from our collective dream that that happened, then wake up from our collective dream that that didn't happen
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
They taste... Like bullets. You heal -200 HP. They taste not half bad though.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I summon a Gundam and attempt to step on Gibber with it
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I Gundam Style it and then proceed to dab as a finishing move on Isaac.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
what
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
what
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
why
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Because
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I gather everyone with God powers and lead them into a theater. I rickroll them.
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 507390 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You and multiple people walk upon the mountain tops on a stormy eve. You have all partied up in that tavern earlier (of course).
YOU ENCOUNTER GRONSHKIN THE MIGHTY THREE-HEADED GOOF YELLOW THUNDER HYDRA ATOP HIS STASH OF GOLD!
No more posting. Sorry!
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In return, I shoot a hyper-speed, synthesized-titanium alloy missile at your planet, moving at 0.9C. Failing the DC 100 Dexterity save, it makes impact at 603,554,966 mph, destroying your planet's core and causing a massive release of energy, destroying everything you know.
You take 4894654 resistance- and immunity-bypassing damage.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I recruit Jack Sparrow and have a bunch of wizards make Simulacrums of him.
Chaos breaks out (but in an incredibly entertaining manner).
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Using highly advanced Imperial technology, I bioengineer a metallic creature in the image of a Star Destroyer. Then, after it's been added to the next D&D monster compendium by WoTC's secret intergalactic explorers, I cast True Polymorph on my friend and attack you with a full-on Star Destroyer.
(I'm casting it on my friend so I can dress up as Darth Vader and cackle maniacally)
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
...I don't really get the reference (I know Darth Vader is from a popular movie but that's about it).
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Have you never watched Star Wars?
Using virtual reality, I trap you in an inescapable prison where you are forced to watch Star Wars forever!!!!
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig