I steal the paper and sign it, then scribble something at the bottom
By allowing me to join your empire, you consent to me using all imperial funds and resources for personal You also agree that I will take your place after serving you for 10 seconds, and then you will serve me for eternity.
I also steal the paper, scribble another thing, THEN sign it so I specifically agree to those terms.
"By allowing me to exist, you consent to an eternity of eating nothing but potassium, abandoning all other vitamins/minerals. You also agree to relinquish any ownership, rights, and property you had to me and to make me the Overlord of the very Universe that rules over all. You also also agree to build me a new dirt hut."
I poke you with a very sharp stick to test that statement.
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You can join my empire and I'll build you another hut!
(In microscopic fine print)
By joining my empire you relinquish All Rights and Freedoms and willingly choose to serve me for all eternity
I steal the paper and sign it, then scribble something at the bottom
By allowing me to join your empire, you consent to me using all imperial funds and resources for personal You also agree that I will take your place after serving you for 10 seconds, and then you will serve me for eternity.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I also steal the paper, scribble another thing, THEN sign it so I specifically agree to those terms.
"By allowing me to exist, you consent to an eternity of eating nothing but potassium, abandoning all other vitamins/minerals. You also agree to relinquish any ownership, rights, and property you had to me and to make me the Overlord of the very Universe that rules over all. You also also agree to build me a new dirt hut."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I steal the paper and scribble another bit:
"By scribbling on this paper, both of you have signed your souls and bodies over to me, because both of you .missed the even tinier fine print:
If anyone should sign this paper other than the current overlord then they relinquish their souls and bodies to me"
Unfortunately, you all are composed of only one mind and only have one voice in your head. Your opinion is invalid
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I bake cookies for everyone, in preparation for my tea party.
I eat the baked cookies then cook some bacon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I teach Gibber a thousand new ways to eat their young
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*Can't watch the vid rn, I will when I get home and do homework and stuff*
I find the guy named Their Young and... have a nice conversation with them about the weather, of course!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I interrupt your pleasant conversation and offer my condolences to Their Young about his awful parents.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I... Continue to rule over my empire and make unfunny jokes consisting of the punchline "your mother"
I ask to come to the Tea Party
I misunderstand, and bring an entire party of tee-shirts to the Tee Party.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
I H∆†H ₹£†μ₹Π£D
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I poke you with a very sharp stick to test that statement.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.