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#4335 May 1, 2026
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I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!

I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.

Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.

Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.

I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber

I repel it with my Tank Command game!

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
#4336 May 1, 2026
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I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!

I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.

Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.

Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.

I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber

I repel it with my Tank Command game!

I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.

((If you get it you have aura))

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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
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#4337 May 1, 2026
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I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!

I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.

Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.

Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.

I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber

I repel it with my Tank Command game!

I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.

((If you get it you have aura))

I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
#4338 May 1, 2026
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I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!

I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.

Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.

Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.

I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber

I repel it with my Tank Command game!

I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.

((If you get it you have aura))

I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.

((you don’t get it))

YO HE WAS SO BAD THO

I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC

USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS

THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS

AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY

((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))

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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
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#4339 May 1, 2026
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I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!

I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.

Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.

Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.

I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber

I repel it with my Tank Command game!

I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.

((If you get it you have aura))

I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.

((you don’t get it))

YO HE WAS SO BAD THO

I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC

USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS

THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS

AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY

((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))

I walk out with not a creased seam on my jacket. I throw my bowler cap and re-murder your lover.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
#4340 May 2, 2026
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Meanwhile I, the fried-pied piper, am working on my Rat-Cave

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#4341 May 2, 2026
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Meanwhile I, the fried-pied piper, am working on my Rat-Cave

I work on the cat-cave

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#4342 May 2, 2026
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I work on the Hat-Cave.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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