I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
((you don’t get it))
YO HE WAS SO BAD THO
I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC
USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS
THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS
AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY
((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
((you don’t get it))
YO HE WAS SO BAD THO
I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC
USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS
THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS
AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY
((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))
I walk out with not a creased seam on my jacket. I throw my bowler cap and re-murder your lover.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I work on my Mat-Cave. It just has a bunch of welcome mats that I use for the Chat Cave. (Get it, because I'm a gibbering mouther? Hahahahaha... Please laugh)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I work on my Mat-Cave. It just has a bunch of welcome mats that I use for the Chat Cave. (Get it, because I'm a gibbering mouther? Hahahahaha... Please laugh)
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I work on my Mat-Cave. It just has a bunch of welcome mats that I use for the Chat Cave. (Get it, because I'm a gibbering mouther? Hahahahaha... Please laugh)
Lol
I thank you once again.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I work on my Mat-Cave. It just has a bunch of welcome mats that I use for the Chat Cave. (Get it, because I'm a gibbering mouther? Hahahahaha... Please laugh)
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
((you don’t get it))
YO HE WAS SO BAD THO
I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC
USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS
THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS
AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY
((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))
I walk out with not a creased seam on my jacket. I throw my bowler cap and re-murder your lover.
I tie you to a stake and negotiate with Asmodeus. He agrees to trade your life for my lover’s.
bye bye 👋
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
((you don’t get it))
YO HE WAS SO BAD THO
I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC
USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS
THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS
AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY
((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))
I walk out with not a creased seam on my jacket. I throw my bowler cap and re-murder your lover.
I tie you to a stake and negotiate with Asmodeus. He agrees to trade your life for my lover’s.
bye bye 👋
I re-negotiate and point out a flawed term. You now must take Mahadi’s job.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I parry the air molecules to go faster then all of you combined!
I send a supersonic baseball through them into your chest.
Jokes on you, I lack basic human anatomy! I contort so that the ball misses me, rather goes into a sideways U-shaped tube and hits you Henry Stickman style.
Ow! I catch it and throw it into a machine that sends it 14 giraffes high before landing on the uppermost part of your body.
I send a tank after you for attacking Gibber
I repel it with my Tank Command game!
I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
((you don’t get it))
YO HE WAS SO BAD THO
I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC
USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS
THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS
AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY
((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))
I walk out with not a creased seam on my jacket. I throw my bowler cap and re-murder your lover.
I tie you to a stake and negotiate with Asmodeus. He agrees to trade your life for my lover’s.
bye bye 👋
I re-negotiate and point out a flawed term. You now must take Mahadi’s job.
Mahadi?
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
I work on my Mat-Cave. It just has a bunch of welcome mats that I use for the Chat Cave. (Get it, because I'm a gibbering mouther? Hahahahaha... Please laugh)
I vow to destroy your caves for that joke.
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
Hey Wes, shall we alliance to destroy the influence of the Cat-Cave?
Sure...?
My base is my base, though.
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Hey Wes, shall we alliance to destroy the influence of the Cat-Cave?
Sure...?
My base is my base, though.
I’ll join! You have the Hat-Cave’s resources.
Do you have those cool Italian hats? That's the only way I'll induct you into our very secret public organization
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Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest They fill the air And burn and bury you just like the rest |------extended sig------|
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I repel it with my Tank Command game!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I ally with a relatively powerful country with internal problems to defeat you and promptly fall into amorous relations with their leader.
((If you get it you have aura))
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
I have aura! Negative aura! I whap you over the head with a duffel bag while you’re flirting and throw your crush inside and throw it into a bag of devouring.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!((you don’t get it))
YO HE WAS SO BAD THO
I ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK AND HIT MY REVENGE ARC
USING MY SUPREME POWERS OF VENGEANCE, I TELEPORT YOU INTO SHACKLES TIED TO FOUR HORSES AND HAVE THEM RUN STRAIGHT OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS
THEN I REDESIGNATE YOUR FOUR PIECES AS ENEMIES TO THE REPUBLIC AND HAVE THEM TORN TO SHREDS
AND THEN I BOMBARD YOU WITH YOUR POTATOES AND THROW YOU INTO A NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY
((I then revive my dead lover, even though he may be a corpse.))
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
I walk out with not a creased seam on my jacket. I throw my bowler cap and re-murder your lover.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Meanwhile I, the fried-pied piper, am working on my Rat-Cave
I work on the cat-cave
I work on the Hat-Cave.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I work on my Mat-Cave. It just has a bunch of welcome mats that I use for the Chat Cave. (Get it, because I'm a gibbering mouther? Hahahahaha... Please laugh)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Lol
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I thank you once again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
My hat cave has many deadly chapeaus.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I tie you to a stake and negotiate with Asmodeus. He agrees to trade your life for my lover’s.
bye bye 👋
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
I re-negotiate and point out a flawed term. You now must take Mahadi’s job.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Mahadi?
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
I vow to destroy your caves for that joke.
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
Hey Wes, shall we alliance to destroy the influence of the Cat-Cave?
Sure...?
My base is my base, though.
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
I’ll join! You have the Hat-Cave’s resources.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Do you have those cool Italian hats? That's the only way I'll induct you into our very secret public organization
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|