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#4796 May 15, 2026
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I finish the broadcast and send it in, it begins playing on the TV! There's a live symbol to show it's a live display, and a random guy with the nameplate "Rand. Om. Guy".

"Hello, I am Rand. Om. Guy. I have been told to appear on this broadcast on behalf of the team of the BWITtCaItMBKAT. This is directed addressly to Theef. What you are doing is wrong. We will capture you in time, turn yourself in-- wait, what?"

The lights begin to flicker in the building, including in the recording booth! There are periods where the guy can't be seen!

I exclaim in shock, "Who forgot to pay the electric bill?"

I restore the lights quickly.

Unfortunately, all of the electricity being used from the recording devices cause the lights to go out again, this time fully. We become the cartoon thing where only our eyes are visible, I begin searching for the backup generator.

I try to switch it on and nearly fall out a window.

”… hey let’s use sunlight!”

Alas, this is being broadcasted at night.

Ugh. I click on a flashlight and hold it under you while you broadcast.

But I'm not the one broadcasting!

I hold it under the person broadcasting!

He's in the other room! I can't find the door!

I shine the flashlight around the room, looking for the door. Perception check 562

You find multiple doors. No way of knowing which one is which, though. I take your flashlight and begin looking for our floor plan.

I also look by grabbing my second flashlight. Perception 1005

Your perception is so good that you notice something even bigger then the floor plan as a map-- you see the floor of the building making a devious scheme! It denies everything, though. Make an insight check.

Oh no! 1585

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
#4797 May 15, 2026
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I finish the broadcast and send it in, it begins playing on the TV! There's a live symbol to show it's a live display, and a random guy with the nameplate "Rand. Om. Guy".

"Hello, I am Rand. Om. Guy. I have been told to appear on this broadcast on behalf of the team of the BWITtCaItMBKAT. This is directed addressly to Theef. What you are doing is wrong. We will capture you in time, turn yourself in-- wait, what?"

The lights begin to flicker in the building, including in the recording booth! There are periods where the guy can't be seen!

I exclaim in shock, "Who forgot to pay the electric bill?"

I restore the lights quickly.

Unfortunately, all of the electricity being used from the recording devices cause the lights to go out again, this time fully. We become the cartoon thing where only our eyes are visible, I begin searching for the backup generator.

I try to switch it on and nearly fall out a window.

”… hey let’s use sunlight!”

Alas, this is being broadcasted at night.

Ugh. I click on a flashlight and hold it under you while you broadcast.

But I'm not the one broadcasting!

I hold it under the person broadcasting!

He's in the other room! I can't find the door!

I shine the flashlight around the room, looking for the door. Perception check 562

You find multiple doors. No way of knowing which one is which, though. I take your flashlight and begin looking for our floor plan.

I also look by grabbing my second flashlight. Perception 1005

Your perception is so good that you notice something even bigger then the floor plan as a map-- you see the floor of the building making a devious scheme! It denies everything, though. Make an insight check.

Oh no! 1585

My team falls back

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#4798 May 15, 2026
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I finish the broadcast and send it in, it begins playing on the TV! There's a live symbol to show it's a live display, and a random guy with the nameplate "Rand. Om. Guy".

"Hello, I am Rand. Om. Guy. I have been told to appear on this broadcast on behalf of the team of the BWITtCaItMBKAT. This is directed addressly to Theef. What you are doing is wrong. We will capture you in time, turn yourself in-- wait, what?"

The lights begin to flicker in the building, including in the recording booth! There are periods where the guy can't be seen!

I exclaim in shock, "Who forgot to pay the electric bill?"

I restore the lights quickly.

Unfortunately, all of the electricity being used from the recording devices cause the lights to go out again, this time fully. We become the cartoon thing where only our eyes are visible, I begin searching for the backup generator.

I try to switch it on and nearly fall out a window.

”… hey let’s use sunlight!”

Alas, this is being broadcasted at night.

Ugh. I click on a flashlight and hold it under you while you broadcast.

But I'm not the one broadcasting!

I hold it under the person broadcasting!

He's in the other room! I can't find the door!

I shine the flashlight around the room, looking for the door. Perception check 562

You find multiple doors. No way of knowing which one is which, though. I take your flashlight and begin looking for our floor plan.

I also look by grabbing my second flashlight. Perception 1005

Your perception is so good that you notice something even bigger then the floor plan as a map-- you see the floor of the building making a devious scheme! It denies everything, though. Make an insight check.

Oh no! 1585

You realize the floor is going to collapse in this room! You also detect it's being animated by some outside force.

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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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I finish the broadcast and send it in, it begins playing on the TV! There's a live symbol to show it's a live display, and a random guy with the nameplate "Rand. Om. Guy".

"Hello, I am Rand. Om. Guy. I have been told to appear on this broadcast on behalf of the team of the BWITtCaItMBKAT. This is directed addressly to Theef. What you are doing is wrong. We will capture you in time, turn yourself in-- wait, what?"

The lights begin to flicker in the building, including in the recording booth! There are periods where the guy can't be seen!

I exclaim in shock, "Who forgot to pay the electric bill?"

I restore the lights quickly.

Unfortunately, all of the electricity being used from the recording devices cause the lights to go out again, this time fully. We become the cartoon thing where only our eyes are visible, I begin searching for the backup generator.

I try to switch it on and nearly fall out a window.

”… hey let’s use sunlight!”

Alas, this is being broadcasted at night.

Ugh. I click on a flashlight and hold it under you while you broadcast.

But I'm not the one broadcasting!

I hold it under the person broadcasting!

He's in the other room! I can't find the door!

I shine the flashlight around the room, looking for the door. Perception check 562

You find multiple doors. No way of knowing which one is which, though. I take your flashlight and begin looking for our floor plan.

I also look by grabbing my second flashlight. Perception 1005

Your perception is so good that you notice something even bigger then the floor plan as a map-- you see the floor of the building making a devious scheme! It denies everything, though. Make an insight check.

Oh no! 1585

You realize the floor is going to collapse in this room! You also detect it's being animated by some outside force.

I jump out the window and deploy my parachute!

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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I finish the broadcast and send it in, it begins playing on the TV! There's a live symbol to show it's a live display, and a random guy with the nameplate "Rand. Om. Guy".

"Hello, I am Rand. Om. Guy. I have been told to appear on this broadcast on behalf of the team of the BWITtCaItMBKAT. This is directed addressly to Theef. What you are doing is wrong. We will capture you in time, turn yourself in-- wait, what?"

The lights begin to flicker in the building, including in the recording booth! There are periods where the guy can't be seen!

I exclaim in shock, "Who forgot to pay the electric bill?"

I restore the lights quickly.

Unfortunately, all of the electricity being used from the recording devices cause the lights to go out again, this time fully. We become the cartoon thing where only our eyes are visible, I begin searching for the backup generator.

I try to switch it on and nearly fall out a window.

”… hey let’s use sunlight!”

Alas, this is being broadcasted at night.

Ugh. I click on a flashlight and hold it under you while you broadcast.

But I'm not the one broadcasting!

I hold it under the person broadcasting!

He's in the other room! I can't find the door!

I shine the flashlight around the room, looking for the door. Perception check 562

You find multiple doors. No way of knowing which one is which, though. I take your flashlight and begin looking for our floor plan.

I also look by grabbing my second flashlight. Perception 1005

Your perception is so good that you notice something even bigger then the floor plan as a map-- you see the floor of the building making a devious scheme! It denies everything, though. Make an insight check.

Oh no! 1585

You realize the floor is going to collapse in this room! You also detect it's being animated by some outside force.

I jump out the window and deploy my parachute!

My team meets you on the ground

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I finish the broadcast and send it in, it begins playing on the TV! There's a live symbol to show it's a live display, and a random guy with the nameplate "Rand. Om. Guy".

"Hello, I am Rand. Om. Guy. I have been told to appear on this broadcast on behalf of the team of the BWITtCaItMBKAT. This is directed addressly to Theef. What you are doing is wrong. We will capture you in time, turn yourself in-- wait, what?"

The lights begin to flicker in the building, including in the recording booth! There are periods where the guy can't be seen!

I exclaim in shock, "Who forgot to pay the electric bill?"

I restore the lights quickly.

Unfortunately, all of the electricity being used from the recording devices cause the lights to go out again, this time fully. We become the cartoon thing where only our eyes are visible, I begin searching for the backup generator.

I try to switch it on and nearly fall out a window.

”… hey let’s use sunlight!”

Alas, this is being broadcasted at night.

Ugh. I click on a flashlight and hold it under you while you broadcast.

But I'm not the one broadcasting!

I hold it under the person broadcasting!

He's in the other room! I can't find the door!

I shine the flashlight around the room, looking for the door. Perception check 562

You find multiple doors. No way of knowing which one is which, though. I take your flashlight and begin looking for our floor plan.

I also look by grabbing my second flashlight. Perception 1005

Your perception is so good that you notice something even bigger then the floor plan as a map-- you see the floor of the building making a devious scheme! It denies everything, though. Make an insight check.

Oh no! 1585

You realize the floor is going to collapse in this room! You also detect it's being animated by some outside force.

I jump out the window and deploy my parachute!

My team meets you on the ground

I look up anxiously to see if Gibber makes it out.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

Rollback Post to Revision RollBack

Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
#4805 May 15, 2026
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

I send out a drone to hunt him down

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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

I send out a drone to hunt him down

He’s stuck in the building!

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

I send out a drone to hunt him down

He’s stuck in the building!

I rush in and zip tie his hands before doing. A dna test to make sure that it is him

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Pm me the word avocado
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

I send out a drone to hunt him down

He’s stuck in the building!

I rush in and zip tie his hands before doing. A dna test to make sure that it is him

Don’t kill him!

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

I send out a drone to hunt him down

He’s stuck in the building!

I rush in and zip tie his hands before doing. A dna test to make sure that it is him

Don’t kill him!

He is secured and it has been confirmed that it is Rand Om. Guy

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Pm me the word avocado
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I stay behind a moment to cut the quote chain, then walk out the door since we're on the first floor. The floor does indeed collapse specifically in that room. The rest of the building fortunately remains intact.

*I parachute 10 feet lmaooooo*

I look around for whoever caused this

Wait! What about Rand Om. Guy? He's still without power!

I send out a drone to hunt him down

He’s stuck in the building!

I rush in and zip tie his hands before doing. A dna test to make sure that it is him

Don’t kill him!

He is secured and it has been confirmed that it is Rand Om. Guy

Ok, good. We take him out of the building and untie him.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
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The batteries in the flashlights run out, we're stuck in complete darkness. Nobody can be seen.

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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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The batteries in the flashlights run out, we're stuck in complete darkness. Nobody can be seen.

I light a torch.

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!
#4815 May 15, 2026
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The batteries in the flashlights run out, we're stuck in complete darkness. Nobody can be seen.

I light a torch.

Using this light I find the emergency generator. Power is restored.

(Interesting... Very interesting...)

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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D

Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on

A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.

One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!

Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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