Overcome with boredom, I create a completely empty pocket dimension and place a single human inside to see what it does./
It would seem I forgot that humans require food, water, and other things to live and are not immortal. I restart the experiment, this time with an immortal version.
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Overcome with boredom, I create a completely empty pocket dimension and place a single human inside to see what it does./
It would seem I forgot that humans require food, water, and other things to live and are not immortal. I restart the experiment, this time with an immortal version.
Fifteen minutes have passed and the immortal human is already on the brink of madness. It seems that this particular individual is incredibly mentally fragile. Interesting.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Overcome with boredom, I create a completely empty pocket dimension and place a single human inside to see what it does./
It would seem I forgot that humans require food, water, and other things to live and are not immortal. I restart the experiment, this time with an immortal version.
Fifteen minutes have passed and the immortal human is already on the brink of madness. It seems that this particular individual is incredibly mentally fragile. Interesting.
I give the human a potato. It will let him escape if he eats it.
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I give the human a potato. It will let him escape if he eats it.
He is too lost in his own insanity to process the potato's existence.
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He falls, further and further into the abyss, until eventually he ends up in Limbo.
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I cast a lifeline to save him, but the rope breaks just before he gets back to our realm, in the Reddit sub-layer of Avernus.
REPORT:
The Reddit sub-layer is filled with intelligent alien looking life forms. They resemble humans, but with orange eyes, marble skin and a singular antanea protruding from their head. They use this to speak and communicate. They work together to survive in a sort of utopia, making it a safe place in Avernus. When one needs help with something, the others all pitch in to give it advice and wisdom. They do have moderators like in the Discord sub layer, but they are much smarter and frown upon their weaker cousins.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
If this is the anything thread, can I use it to post nothing? Is that technically anything? Or would a thing under "anything" have to be "something" thus making "nothing" not applicable here?
Tiamat’s conga line reappears after what’s it been, 2 years?
ALL REJOICE, FOR HE HATH RETURNED
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While everyone else is distracted, I make three home runs before tripping and skinning my face.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I pick up Kasrik’s face and use it to wash dishes.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I grab my face, clean it off, and put it back on.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I sigh because the 100th page is gone.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
It would seem I forgot that humans require food, water, and other things to live and are not immortal. I restart the experiment, this time with an immortal version.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I helpfully link the hundredth page, like so.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/109311-the-absolutely-anything-thread?page=100
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Fifteen minutes have passed and the immortal human is already on the brink of madness. It seems that this particular individual is incredibly mentally fragile. Interesting.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I give the human a potato. It will let him escape if he eats it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He is too lost in his own insanity to process the potato's existence.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I shove it down his throat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He falls, further and further into the abyss, until eventually he ends up in Limbo.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I cast a lifeline to save him, but the rope breaks just before he gets back to our realm, in the Reddit sub-layer of Avernus.
REPORT:
The Reddit sub-layer is filled with intelligent alien looking life forms. They resemble humans, but with orange eyes, marble skin and a singular antanea protruding from their head. They use this to speak and communicate. They work together to survive in a sort of utopia, making it a safe place in Avernus. When one needs help with something, the others all pitch in to give it advice and wisdom. They do have moderators like in the Discord sub layer, but they are much smarter and frown upon their weaker cousins.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Tiamat’s conga line reappears after what’s it been, 2 years?
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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We bow down to another elder god of the thread reappearing.
Bahamut's disco party challenges Tiamat's conga line for all the marbles.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Tiamat disputes all claims upon the marbles and takes them for her own, while Ashardalon yells something at Bahamut about copywrite.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Bahamut refuses to back down and steals the marbles back from Tiamat.
He explains that they started at the exact same second as Tiamat's conga line, but one millisecond before so Tiamat can't sue.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
WHO TOUCHA MY SPAHGET?!?!
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
If this is the anything thread, can I use it to post nothing? Is that technically anything? Or would a thing under "anything" have to be "something" thus making "nothing" not applicable here?
My brain explodes, a fundraiser begins to repair it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
ALL REJOICE, FOR HE HATH RETURNED
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.