Gradiusguy falls out of the sky, he says "I choose the form of Gundam." he turns into a giant robot with a sword and shield. Ultraman runs into the battle field and goes giant mode. They start joining the conga line. "Konga! Konga! Watashi wa konga ga daisukidesu!"
I summon 37 dancing anthropomorphic toasters. They are completely immune to everything, no matter the power level, and under a spell that causes anyone within 10 miles of them and anyone named Bobbington mcBlip in the entire multiverse to teleport to them and join the dance. Only protection from ten different beings of beyond greater god power levels (examples include Io, beings that exist beyond all reality, the Lady of Pain, sentient geese etc.) will prevent this.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Gradiusguy falls out of the sky, he says "I choose the form of Gundam." he turns into a giant robot with a sword and shield. Ultraman runs into the battle field and goes giant mode. They start joining the conga line. "Konga! Konga! Watashi wa konga ga daisukidesu!"
I summon 37 dancing anthropomorphic toasters. They are completely immune to everything, no matter the power level, and under a spell that causes anyone within 10 miles of them and anyone named Bobbington mcBlip in the entire multiverse to teleport to them and join the dance. Only protection from ten different beings of beyond greater god power levels (examples include Io, beings that exist beyond all reality, the Lady of Pain, sentient geese etc.) will prevent this.
I summon the Lady of Pain and cast awaken on eight geese, then bombard the toasters with potatoes.
I summon 37 dancing anthropomorphic toasters. They are completely immune to everything, no matter the power level, and under a spell that causes anyone within 10 miles of them and anyone named Bobbington mcBlip in the entire multiverse to teleport to them and join the dance. Only protection from ten different beings of beyond greater god power levels (examples include Io, beings that exist beyond all reality, the Lady of Pain, sentient geese etc.) will prevent this.
I summon the Lady of Pain and cast awaken on eight geese, then bombard the toasters with potatoes.
I polymorph into a sentient goose and eat the toasters.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I summon 37 dancing anthropomorphic toasters. They are completely immune to everything, no matter the power level, and under a spell that causes anyone within 10 miles of them and anyone named Bobbington mcBlip in the entire multiverse to teleport to them and join the dance. Only protection from ten different beings of beyond greater god power levels (examples include Io, beings that exist beyond all reality, the Lady of Pain, sentient geese etc.) will prevent this.
I summon the Lady of Pain and cast awaken on eight geese, then bombard the toasters with potatoes.
I polymorph into a sentient goose and eat the toasters.
They explode in your stomach and reform good as new.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I summon 53 anthropomorphic solid-gold bagels to dance with the toasters. They are under the same spell and protection as the toasters.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I summon 53 anthropomorphic solid-gold bagels to dance with the toasters. They are under the same spell and protection as the toasters.
I summon a printer to print more bagels, except that they're made of bagel, not gold, and are not under the spell of protection, and a random effect occurs when they break or are eaten.
I summon 53 anthropomorphic solid-gold bagels to dance with the toasters. They are under the same spell and protection as the toasters.
I summon a printer to print more bagels, except that they're made of bagel, not gold, and are not under the spell of protection, and a random effect occurs when they break or are eaten.
I break them, and then create a bar of gold made entirely out of bagel using them.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I summon 53 anthropomorphic solid-gold bagels to dance with the toasters. They are under the same spell and protection as the toasters.
I summon a printer to print more bagels, except that they're made of bagel, not gold, and are not under the spell of protection, and a random effect occurs when they break or are eaten.
I break them, and then create a bar of gold made entirely out of bagel using them.
You broke 109 bagels and will now suffer the consequences. Also, the printer's still functional and printing more. The newly printed bagels are going to join Tiamat's Conga Line (1 is printed every few seconds, so you'll be updating that list a lot now, legolasgreenleaf333).
I'll add it.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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JetJaguar materializes and also goes gaint. He starts breakdancing and playing music from his giant beatbox. I swear on Elbereth and Gilthoniel that this isn't a rickroll
Back in black baby
I summon 37 dancing anthropomorphic toasters. They are completely immune to everything, no matter the power level, and under a spell that causes anyone within 10 miles of them and anyone named Bobbington mcBlip in the entire multiverse to teleport to them and join the dance. Only protection from ten different beings of beyond greater god power levels (examples include Io, beings that exist beyond all reality, the Lady of Pain, sentient geese etc.) will prevent this.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The Simpons fly in on their jet-couch. "Ay Caramba!"
Back in black baby
I summon the Lady of Pain and cast awaken on eight geese, then bombard the toasters with potatoes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I polymorph into a sentient goose and eat the toasters.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I come down, say "I shall return" and then leaves
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
They explode in your stomach and reform good as new.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I made a list of everything in the conga line (I may have missed something or other)! (It's in my extanded sig, btw)
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
I summon 53 anthropomorphic solid-gold bagels to dance with the toasters. They are under the same spell and protection as the toasters.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I summon a printer to print more bagels, except that they're made of bagel, not gold, and are not under the spell of protection, and a random effect occurs when they break or are eaten.
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I break them, and then create a bar of gold made entirely out of bagel using them.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You broke 109 bagels and will now suffer the consequences. Also, the printer's still functional and printing more. The newly printed bagels are going to join Tiamat's Conga Line (1 is printed every few seconds, so you'll be updating that list a lot now, legolasgreenleaf333).
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Working out what effects each bagel has...
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Two unicorns, two badgers, two turtles, two sharks, a gray ooze, and a parrot come out of 10 bagels, respectively.
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Two goblins, a troll, four pixies, three faeries, a sprite, an imp, and a pug come out of 13 more.
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