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Ten Spectators join Tiamat’s conga line, along with several billion orcs.
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I join the conga line after eating an internal combustion engine and putting on a strange hat.
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I destabilize the dimensional boundaries around a sphere of annihilation, causing it to expand rapidly and engulf the univers, then transform the material plane into the negative energy plane.
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Suddenly, a dancing figure moves closer. It is Bully Maguire! He says, “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” Everyone who hears this takes 4995151101520795040251412513565006251456501914920550332501495015251808499885032850028505184934350610 damage of all types.
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Suddenly, a dancing figure moves closer. It is Bully Maguire! He says, “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” Everyone who hears this takes 5071950709502254979950297504065020650082506465002150667491254932650107502205092650421495794969150214 damage of all types.
He takes 131371446881400516150468738394027800156809304796427976106587631091576880118535502286629792107758561877393805110858069733494850122700536027926740118512483600463920112600343687971950134857155246760180128002338614542168Unable to parse dice roll.134619074315352900122893549360663410157470120287615232130765818036363840125510478894437094113103416645259729118690129012949120123885433357114616138780268620572254133443764449199964125873806638983424118710370813168800127157481229287698151870260769567736129846323513762100110738547736504560118727954994854952108343718493689250158704050631359492134538511511534592129884397818460075119384686765545344125527538626123692116491585395060000100958693038543600131624715573252495123461460627654458117960257828308896127529911344710826123818261814972416123978325556780576114506289107611458115744899975050736116268978652925820142153106147183025131929687272665184125954284501523796124692628021718784147445526442371080131016159365500500 damage ignoring resistance and immunity.
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Bully Maguire is barely scratched by this and proceeds to deal ∞ damage that ignores immunity resistance and is not evadable to anyone who even attempted to damage him. He simultaneously says, “You’re trash.”
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Bully Maguire is barely scratched by this and proceeds to deal ∞ damage that ignores immunity resistance and is not evadable to anyone who even attempted to damage him. He simultaneously says, “You’re trash.”
Sadly, I don't have immunity or resistance, but I'm IMMUNE.
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Suddenly, a dancing figure moves closer. It is Bully Maguire! He says, “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” Everyone who hears this takes 5071950709502254979950297504065020650082506465002150667491254932650107502205092650421495794969150214 damage of all types.
Tiamat and the conga line can't hear him over the music.
Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
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Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
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Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Also, Tiamat resurrects the poor orcs.
Also, Tiamat's conga line is a sacred place of happiness and anyone in it can't be damaged, killed, or harmed in any way.
Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Also, Tiamat resurrects the poor orcs.
Also, Tiamat's conga line is a sacred place of happiness and anyone in it can't be damaged, killed, or harmed in any way.
I turn everyone in the conga line into a potato, arguing that it's a blessing and therefore still works.
I play the electric guitar.
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Ten Spectators join Tiamat’s conga line, along with several billion orcs.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I turn every god and celestial creature into flamingoes.
Tiamat asks the flamingoes if they want to join the conga line.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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I join the conga line after eating an internal combustion engine and putting on a strange hat.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I destabilize the dimensional boundaries around a sphere of annihilation, causing it to expand rapidly and engulf the univers, then transform the material plane into the negative energy plane.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Suddenly, a dancing figure moves closer. It is Bully Maguire! He says, “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” Everyone who hears this takes 4995151101520795040251412513565006251456501914920550332501495015251808499885032850028505184934350610 damage of all types.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
He takes 131371446881400516150468738394027800156809304796427976106587631091576880118535502286629792107758561877393805110858069733494850122700536027926740118512483600463920112600343687971950134857155246760180128002338614542168Unable to parse dice roll.134619074315352900122893549360663410157470120287615232130765818036363840125510478894437094113103416645259729118690129012949120123885433357114616138780268620572254133443764449199964125873806638983424118710370813168800127157481229287698151870260769567736129846323513762100110738547736504560118727954994854952108343718493689250158704050631359492134538511511534592129884397818460075119384686765545344125527538626123692116491585395060000100958693038543600131624715573252495123461460627654458117960257828308896127529911344710826123818261814972416123978325556780576114506289107611458115744899975050736116268978652925820142153106147183025131929687272665184125954284501523796124692628021718784147445526442371080131016159365500500 damage ignoring resistance and immunity.
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Bully Maguire is barely scratched by this and proceeds to deal ∞ damage that ignores immunity resistance and is not evadable to anyone who even attempted to damage him. He simultaneously says, “You’re trash.”
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Sadly, I don't have immunity or resistance, but I'm IMMUNE.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Tiamat and the conga line can't hear him over the music.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Ashardalon is now leading Tiamat's conga line while singing "Stayin' Alive" into his mike.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Bully Maguire kills eight of the orcs in the conga line by waving his hand at them.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Tiamat yells "DO NOT DISRUPT MY CONGA LINE! IT IS DOING NO ONE ANY HARM! IN FACT IT'S FUN!" and utters a word of power that causes Bully to die instantly and all attempt to resurrect him to fail. This cannot be avoided in any way possible, nor can anyone be immune to it.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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10000000000006 enormous hell chickens join Tiamat’s conga line.
Bully Maguire is above Tiamat (power-wise) and therefore is slightly out of breath. “That all you got?” He says, then snaps his fingers, causing him to fade like a hologram. He is now invisible and it is impossible to locate him by any means.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
To quote: "This can’t be avoided in any way possible". Even if he’s more powerful, it can’t be avoided. Bully no longer exists, so he couldn’t do any of the above (DO NOT TRY TO DISTURB TIAMATS PEACEFUL CONGA LINE!)
Also, Tiamat resurrects the poor orcs.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Demogorgon appears and joins Tiamat's band as backing vocalist(s).
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Also, Tiamat's conga line is a sacred place of happiness and anyone in it can't be damaged, killed, or harmed in any way.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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I turn everyone in the conga line into a potato, arguing that it's a blessing and therefore still works.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)