HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
*Sorry, didn't see this bit before, yeah, it sound good!*
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
"AT LEAST HE"S MORE COURTEOUS THAN YOU, A[1GP]LE!"
*Is that an OK then?*
YOU GOT SPUNK. MOST PEOPLE WHO YELL AT ME GET INCINERATED. OR ERSAED FROM EXISTANCE. HOW ABOUT I MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF YOU DUMP EQUINOX AND SWITCH TO ME.
"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
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HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
"AT LEAST HE"S MORE COURTEOUS THAN YOU, A[1GP]LE!"
*Is that an OK then?*
YOU GOT SPUNK. MOST PEOPLE WHO YELL AT ME GET INCINERATED. OR ERSAED FROM EXISTANCE. HOW ABOUT I MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF YOU DUMP EQUINOX AND SWITCH TO ME.
"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS PLANE AND YOU'RE DEAD. I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EQUINOX, BY THE WAY.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
Your stat block literally says 'neutral good.'
THAT'S SOLANAR, NOT ME. IN MY TRUE FORM, ALIGNMENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY AWESOMENESS.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
"AT LEAST HE"S MORE COURTEOUS THAN YOU, A[1GP]LE!"
*Is that an OK then?*
YOU GOT SPUNK. MOST PEOPLE WHO YELL AT ME GET INCINERATED. OR ERSAED FROM EXISTANCE. HOW ABOUT I MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF YOU DUMP EQUINOX AND SWITCH TO ME.
"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS PLANE AND YOU'RE DEAD. I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EQUINOX, BY THE WAY.
"I DON"T CARE WHAT THE [1GP] YOU DID, YOU DISTURBED MY NAP!"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
Your stat block literally says 'neutral good.'
THAT'S SOLANAR, NOT ME. IN MY TRUE FORM, ALIGNMENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY AWESOMENESS.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
"AT LEAST HE"S MORE COURTEOUS THAN YOU, A[1GP]LE!"
*Is that an OK then?*
YOU GOT SPUNK. MOST PEOPLE WHO YELL AT ME GET INCINERATED. OR ERSAED FROM EXISTANCE. HOW ABOUT I MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF YOU DUMP EQUINOX AND SWITCH TO ME.
"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS PLANE AND YOU'RE DEAD. I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EQUINOX, BY THE WAY.
*Note: This is not true at all. He cant kill your characters with no permission, and you can always bring them back later. Exaos is just a powerplay*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
"AT LEAST HE"S MORE COURTEOUS THAN YOU, A[1GP]LE!"
*Is that an OK then?*
YOU GOT SPUNK. MOST PEOPLE WHO YELL AT ME GET INCINERATED. OR ERSAED FROM EXISTANCE. HOW ABOUT I MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF YOU DUMP EQUINOX AND SWITCH TO ME.
"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS PLANE AND YOU'RE DEAD. I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EQUINOX, BY THE WAY.
*Note: This is not true at all. He cant kill your characters with no permission, and you can always bring them back later. Exaos is just a powerplay*
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
Your stat block literally says 'neutral good.'
THAT'S SOLANAR, NOT ME. IN MY TRUE FORM, ALIGNMENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY AWESOMENESS.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
Your stat block literally says 'neutral good.'
THAT'S SOLANAR, NOT ME. IN MY TRUE FORM, ALIGNMENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY AWESOMENESS.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
Says GGGoP #79.4.
WHAT?
Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
Your stat block literally says 'neutral good.'
THAT'S SOLANAR, NOT ME. IN MY TRUE FORM, ALIGNMENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY AWESOMENESS.
You mean your genericificiness?
I AM MANY THINGS, BUT NOT GENERIC!
That's what the generic gods say.
YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO ANNOY ME. SADLY IT'S WORKING. I'M GOING TO GO BLOW UP A FEW WORLDS. GOODBYE!
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Ettor, after a bump in the rafters: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
ME. WANNA BE A WARLOCK? JUST SIGN THIS PACT AND BOOM, THERE YOU GO.
"I'M ALREADY A FREAKIN WARLOCK, WHY YOU GOTTA JUST COME OUTTA NOWHERE?"
CREATES A GREAT ENTRANCE. I'M SURE YOUR PATRON SUCKS. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SWITCH TO ME? YOU GET RESSURECTED FOR FREE FIRST TIME YOU DIE AFTER MAKING THE PACT. THAT'S EFFECTIVELY A FREE LIFE.
"I ALREADY GET RESURRECTED EVERY TIME I DIE! EQUINOX MAKES ME FREAKIN IMMORTAL!"
*Equinox: elder god thought to have been destroyed in an ancient war predating the creation of non-immortal creatures. Takes the form of a black dragon twice the size of the tavern.*
*Exaos: Elder Elder God, Most powerful thing in the multiverse next to Ao (they were born at the same time), killed Dendar the Night Serpent, and a lot of other entities. How about Exaos is the one who killed Equinox? Cause Exaos slew nearly every enemy of Ao. Course if you already have someone that's fine. Was just wondering*
EQUINOX? PAH. HE'S GOT NO STYLE, AND HE'S BORING.
"AT LEAST HE"S MORE COURTEOUS THAN YOU, A[1GP]LE!"
*Is that an OK then?*
YOU GOT SPUNK. MOST PEOPLE WHO YELL AT ME GET INCINERATED. OR ERSAED FROM EXISTANCE. HOW ABOUT I MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF YOU DUMP EQUINOX AND SWITCH TO ME.
"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS PLANE AND YOU'RE DEAD. I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EQUINOX, BY THE WAY.
"I DON"T CARE WHAT THE [1GP] YOU DID, YOU DISTURBED MY NAP!" *Making sure I don't get buried*
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
*That was telepathically, to Eris*
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Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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Generic good god of powercreep #79.4.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Super!*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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I AM NOT GENERIC. I'M VERY POWERCREEPED, BUT NOT GENERIC. I GOT STYLE! AND I'M NOT GOOD.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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"Yeah.... NO! [1GP] OFF!" He flips off the air.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Your stat block literally says 'neutral good.'
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
SET FOOT OUTSIDE THIS PLANE AND YOU'RE DEAD. I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EQUINOX, BY THE WAY.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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THAT'S SOLANAR, NOT ME. IN MY TRUE FORM, ALIGNMENT JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY AWESOMENESS.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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"I DON"T CARE WHAT THE [1GP] YOU DID, YOU DISTURBED MY NAP!"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You mean your genericificiness?
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Note: This is not true at all. He cant kill your characters with no permission, and you can always bring them back later. Exaos is just a powerplay*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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*Everybody out here insulting Exaos.*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*Uh huh. Exaos is just blustering.*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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I AM MANY THINGS, BUT NOT GENERIC!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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I HATE THIS PLACE.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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That's what the generic gods say.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO ANNOY ME. SADLY IT'S WORKING. I'M GOING TO GO BLOW UP A FEW WORLDS. GOODBYE!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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"I DON"T CARE WHAT THE [1GP] YOU DID, YOU DISTURBED MY NAP!" *Making sure I don't get buried*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Bye!
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*GTG, bye!*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)