HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
But if I decide to leave I don’t get hunted down or anything? Also, want is included in the first term? I don’t want churches and cleric looking to kill me for my… ‘heretical’ beliefs
COURSE I WON'T HUNT YOU DOWN. NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, I'M A FAIRLY WELL KNOWN GOD. ANY CLERIC WILL KNOW WHO I AM. I'M THE SUPREME PRINCIPAL OF LIGHT IN TORIL. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY START WORSHIPPING YOU OR SOMETHING.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
But if I decide to leave I don’t get hunted down or anything? Also, want is included in the first term? I don’t want churches and cleric looking to kill me for my… ‘heretical’ beliefs
COURSE I WON'T HUNT YOU DOWN. NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, I'M A FAIRLY WELL KNOWN GOD. ANY CLERIC WILL KNOW WHO I AM. I'M THE SUPREME PRINCIPAL OF LIGHT IN TORIL. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY START WORSHIPPING YOU OR SOMETHING.
Okay... if you say so... I retain the ability to leave this pact whenever I want without any harmful consequences other than loosing my magic
Clovis gets out a pencil and signs the paper
*Level one warlock? War domain Cleric? Oath of something Paladin?*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
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*Saw*
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"my mask" he said and smiled slightly
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Ever did you get all of your bones?"
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*Jigsaw*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Why? You don't need to hide from the sun..." Lazarus say, standing outside, in the sun light
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"Bones nice. They clickitey-clack!" She shakes her staff a bit, the bones clacking against each other.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He places them back on his shoulders, "Where to?"
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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"where did you get them?
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Lysander looks confused, but rolls his eyes
"You remind me of eris a bit... So what is your job?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"yeah but I like the mask, I made it myself" he said and out it on, it was all black with a large upside down red star.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She points to the one at the top of her staff. "Deer!" She points to the rest on the staff. "Squirrels, birds, rats, rabbits, frogs, and things!"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Out of what?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
COURSE I WON'T HUNT YOU DOWN. NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, I'M A FAIRLY WELL KNOWN GOD. ANY CLERIC WILL KNOW WHO I AM. I'M THE SUPREME PRINCIPAL OF LIGHT IN TORIL. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY START WORSHIPPING YOU OR SOMETHING.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
"So you killed them?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"And Z'rika!"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"back to the tavern" he said and smiled
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I don't know them. I'm knowledge keeper. Make dragons proud."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Okay... if you say so... I retain the ability to leave this pact whenever I want without any harmful consequences other than loosing my magic
Clovis gets out a pencil and signs the paper
*Level one warlock? War domain Cleric? Oath of something Paladin?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now