Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
"Can this place go five minutes without something exploding or crashing?"
"This seemed normal...."
"Define normal"
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I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
Solanar raises an eyebrow "Sorry, whenever I hear an explosion around here I assume the god of explosions is behind it cause he can't understand the words Self Control."
"The god of explos- i'm not going to ask"
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
“Are you a necromancer?” Amber asks. She doesn’t seem afraid, just curious.
"Um, yeah. Been doing that for a while...."
“Cool,” Amber says pensively. “I was engaged to a necromancer when I was twelve, but he was really creepy so I made my parents annul the engagement. You don’t seem creepy at all though.”
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
"Can this place go five minutes without something exploding or crashing?"
"This seemed normal...."
"Define normal"
"Explosions, general chaos"
"Random ships crashing outside?"
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I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
Solanar raises an eyebrow "Sorry, whenever I hear an explosion around here I assume the god of explosions is behind it cause he can't understand the words Self Control."
"The god of explos- i'm not going to ask"
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
Solanar raises an eyebrow "Sorry, whenever I hear an explosion around here I assume the god of explosions is behind it cause he can't understand the words Self Control."
"The god of explos- i'm not going to ask"
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
"Jesus christ! What in the hells is that"
"ME, IDIOT. I'M EXAOS, GOD OF EXPLOSIONS, DEATH, WAR, AND THE LOWER PLANES."
“Are you a necromancer?” Amber asks. She doesn’t seem afraid, just curious.
"Um, yeah. Been doing that for a while...."
“Cool,” Amber says pensively. “I was engaged to a necromancer when I was twelve, but he was really creepy so I made my parents annul the engagement. You don’t seem creepy at all though.”
"you were twelve? And engaged?" He thinks for a moment, "Are you an elf? Also thank you, i try not to be creepy"
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
Solanar raises an eyebrow "Sorry, whenever I hear an explosion around here I assume the god of explosions is behind it cause he can't understand the words Self Control."
"The god of explos- i'm not going to ask"
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
"Jesus christ! What in the hells is that"
"ME, IDIOT. I'M EXAOS, GOD OF EXPLOSIONS, DEATH, WAR, AND THE LOWER PLANES."
*Exaos always struck me as more annoying than evil lol. Like a bratty kid brother.*
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
Solanar raises an eyebrow "Sorry, whenever I hear an explosion around here I assume the god of explosions is behind it cause he can't understand the words Self Control."
"The god of explos- i'm not going to ask"
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
"Jesus christ! What in the hells is that"
"ME, IDIOT. I'M EXAOS, GOD OF EXPLOSIONS, DEATH, WAR, AND THE LOWER PLANES."
"You don't sound like a god..... more like a dude with a megaphone to be honest"
“Are you a necromancer?” Amber asks. She doesn’t seem afraid, just curious.
"Um, yeah. Been doing that for a while...."
“Cool,” Amber says pensively. “I was engaged to a necromancer when I was twelve, but he was really creepy so I made my parents annul the engagement. You don’t seem creepy at all though.”
"you were twelve? And engaged?" He thinks for a moment, "Are you an elf? Also thank you, i try not to be creepy"
“No,” Amber says after a second. “Just a princess. I mean, I never even met him. And to be honest, I’m promised myself I’d only get married for love, so I probably would have ended the engagement anyway even if he hadn’t been creepy. What about you? Are you married?”
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
"Can this place go five minutes without something exploding or crashing?"
"This seemed normal...."
"Define normal"
"Explosions, general chaos"
"Random ships crashing outside?"
"Was that a thing?"
"Yep. It's outside."
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I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
“Are you a necromancer?” Amber asks. She doesn’t seem afraid, just curious.
"Um, yeah. Been doing that for a while...."
“Cool,” Amber says pensively. “I was engaged to a necromancer when I was twelve, but he was really creepy so I made my parents annul the engagement. You don’t seem creepy at all though.”
"you were twelve? And engaged?" He thinks for a moment, "Are you an elf? Also thank you, i try not to be creepy"
“No,” Amber says after a second. “Just a princess. I mean, I never even met him. And to be honest, I’m promised myself I’d only get married for love, so I probably would have ended the engagement anyway even if he hadn’t been creepy. What about you? Are you married?”
"Princess huh? Should i like... bow or something?" He shakes his head, "No, i've never been married"
“Are you a necromancer?” Amber asks. She doesn’t seem afraid, just curious.
"Um, yeah. Been doing that for a while...."
“Cool,” Amber says pensively. “I was engaged to a necromancer when I was twelve, but he was really creepy so I made my parents annul the engagement. You don’t seem creepy at all though.”
"you were twelve? And engaged?" He thinks for a moment, "Are you an elf? Also thank you, i try not to be creepy"
“No,” Amber says after a second. “Just a princess. I mean, I never even met him. And to be honest, I’m promised myself I’d only get married for love, so I probably would have ended the engagement anyway even if he hadn’t been creepy. What about you? Are you married?”
"Princess huh? Should i like... bow or something?" He shakes his head, "No, i've never been married"
“No!” Amber laughs. “I’m just a regular person here at the tavern. Just like I will be at Strixhaven.” She pauses. “Anyway, let’s get this lab cleaned up.” She begins briskly cleaning up anything that seems to be spilled or broken.
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Solanar goes down into the basement "Exaos what did you do?!"
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HONEST!
" Dear god, when did people start coming down here so often?"
Solanar raises an eyebrow "Sorry, whenever I hear an explosion around here I assume the god of explosions is behind it cause he can't understand the words Self Control."
"The god of explos- i'm not going to ask"
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
"Jesus christ! What in the hells is that"
"ME, IDIOT. I'M EXAOS, GOD OF EXPLOSIONS, DEATH, WAR, AND THE LOWER PLANES."
"You don't sound like a god..... more like a dude with a megaphone to be honest"
*YAAAAAS that sentence made me realize that I have succeeded*
*Bye!*
"Um, yeah. Been doing that for a while...."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Define normal"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
"Explosions, general chaos"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*A massive voice from nowhere*
"I'M RIGHT HERE. NEED ANY TIPS? I CAN DO SOME COOL STUFF WITH HELLFIRE, SOLAR SPIRIT, AND HYDROGEN BOMBS."
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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“Cool,” Amber says pensively. “I was engaged to a necromancer when I was twelve, but he was really creepy so I made my parents annul the engagement. You don’t seem creepy at all though.”
"Random ships crashing outside?"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
"Jesus christ! What in the hells is that"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"ME, IDIOT. I'M EXAOS, GOD OF EXPLOSIONS, DEATH, WAR, AND THE LOWER PLANES."
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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"you were twelve? And engaged?" He thinks for a moment, "Are you an elf? Also thank you, i try not to be creepy"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Was that a thing?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Exaos always struck me as more annoying than evil lol. Like a bratty kid brother.*
"You don't sound like a god..... more like a dude with a megaphone to be honest"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“No,” Amber says after a second. “Just a princess. I mean, I never even met him. And to be honest, I’m promised myself I’d only get married for love, so I probably would have ended the engagement anyway even if he hadn’t been creepy. What about you? Are you married?”
"Yep. It's outside."
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I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
"Princess huh? Should i like... bow or something?" He shakes his head, "No, i've never been married"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"How did i not notice that?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“No!” Amber laughs. “I’m just a regular person here at the tavern. Just like I will be at Strixhaven.” She pauses. “Anyway, let’s get this lab cleaned up.” She begins briskly cleaning up anything that seems to be spilled or broken.
"I don't know"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
*YAAAAAS that sentence made me realize that I have succeeded*
"WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?!"
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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