The world seems to do a backflip, and Theowulf finds himself pinned to the wall by Lindir, who grins. “Hi! I’m Lindir. Stop making fun of me please, it’s annoying.”
Theowulf pushes Lindir off of him. "Yeah, and you think stuff like that is gonna help your case?" Theowulf folds his arms and takes a seat. "I was only teasing. Can't take a joke?"
Lindir laughs “No, it’s hilarious! I don’t take it personally.” He’s quite earnest and seems highly amused.
The world seems to do a backflip, and Theowulf finds himself pinned to the wall by Lindir, who grins. “Hi! I’m Lindir. Stop making fun of me please, it’s annoying.”
Theowulf pushes Lindir off of him. "Yeah, and you think stuff like that is gonna help your case?" Theowulf folds his arms and takes a seat. "I was only teasing. Can't take a joke?"
Lindir laughs “No, it’s hilarious! I don’t take it personally.” He’s quite earnest and seems highly amused.
"Well it seems like you did." Theowulf avoids making eye contact and fiddles with the twin rings on his fingers instead. Crazy bastard, I should probably pack my things and go back home. Can't do anything with this guy throwing his weight around.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I thought you said the power cap was lvl 11. How did a 20 not beat whatever save he was rolling? Can I see Lindir's stats?*
*Read carefully, elves are an exception. Welcome to Middle Earth, where your average elf shlub can flatten Gondor’s champion.*
*I read through the rules. I can't find anything that says that.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Luriel is only level 5. But she’s a very young elf (like 19 or 20) from a sheltered background.*
*Yo! Theowulf is 22-ish.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I thought you said the power cap was lvl 11. How did a 20 not beat whatever save he was rolling? Can I see Lindir's stats?*
*Read carefully, elves are an exception. Welcome to Middle Earth, where your average elf shlub can flatten Gondor’s champion.*
*I read through the rules. I can't find anything that says that.*
*I’d better change that. Elves can go up to level 14.*
*Yo most level 17+ chars don't have a DC over 20. Can I see Lindir's stats?*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Luriel is only level 5. But she’s a very young elf (like 19 or 20) from a sheltered background.*
*Yo! Theowulf is 22-ish.*
@varikstheloyal @legolasgreenleaf333 very cool guys 😊. So Luriel is basically the youngest.
*LMAO, she is. Which is ironic given that Theo is a human.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I thought you said the power cap was lvl 11. How did a 20 not beat whatever save he was rolling? Can I see Lindir's stats?*
*Read carefully, elves are an exception. Welcome to Middle Earth, where your average elf shlub can flatten Gondor’s champion.*
*I read through the rules. I can't find anything that says that.*
*I’d better change that. Elves can go up to level 14.*
*Yo most level 17+ chars don't have a DC over 20. Can I see Lindir's stats?*
*They’re on a pdf on my computer so I can’t send them rn. I should have rolled a check for Lindir to flip Theowulf but I’m on mobile and rolling is wonky so I just did a DC of 10 + his skill bonus.*
Yävansuru is packing his battle gear. He’s ready for what he knows is about to come. (The angmar plot). He decides to train with his swords. His hands are a blur of motion as he attacks a handmade dummy he set up.
*So, summary of what’s happened: an elf named Lindir who is Legolas’s cousin turned up. He and Megilhir are worried about the Necromancer and rumours of dark things near the ruins of Angmar, and they logically assume the Necromancer is the Witch King cause of that. Lindir has vaguely mentioned something about an expedition to check out the ruins but nothing major has happened yet.*
Only Elves can play Druids, Sorcerers, and Wizards.
Could I be Alatar (one of the Istari that never showed up in the books or movies). He isn't a major character, but he's an Istari so I wanted to check in about that.
*Read carefully, elves are an exception. Welcome to Middle Earth, where your average elf shlub can flatten Gondor’s champion.*
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Lindir laughs “No, it’s hilarious! I don’t take it personally.” He’s quite earnest and seems highly amused.
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"Well it seems like you did." Theowulf avoids making eye contact and fiddles with the twin rings on his fingers instead. Crazy bastard, I should probably pack my things and go back home. Can't do anything with this guy throwing his weight around.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I read through the rules. I can't find anything that says that.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Luriel is only level 5. But she’s a very young elf (like 19 or 20) from a sheltered background.*
*Yo! Theowulf is 22-ish.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Lindir is about the same age as Luriel biologically, but he’s technically around 100.*
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*I’d better change that. Elves can go up to level 14.*
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@varikstheloyal @legolasgreenleaf333 very cool guys 😊. So Luriel is basically the youngest.
*Yo most level 17+ chars don't have a DC over 20. Can I see Lindir's stats?*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*LMAO, she is. Which is ironic given that Theo is a human.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*They’re on a pdf on my computer so I can’t send them rn. I should have rolled a check for Lindir to flip Theowulf but I’m on mobile and rolling is wonky so I just did a DC of 10 + his skill bonus.*
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I'll come back later once I watch marathon of all lotr & hobbit. should be good right?
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Oh yeah!
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Lindir is hanging around
Megilhir is behind the bar
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Luriel is having breakfast, but idk how much I’ll be on today.
*@Gradius hey look we brought this back kinda.*
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Yävansuru is packing his battle gear. He’s ready for what he knows is about to come. (The angmar plot). He decides to train with his swords. His hands are a blur of motion as he attacks a handmade dummy he set up.
Back in black baby
Lindir watches him.
*So, summary of what’s happened: an elf named Lindir who is Legolas’s cousin turned up. He and Megilhir are worried about the Necromancer and rumours of dark things near the ruins of Angmar, and they logically assume the Necromancer is the Witch King cause of that. Lindir has vaguely mentioned something about an expedition to check out the ruins but nothing major has happened yet.*
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Sure. He'd have to be level 16 or lower though.
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