You’ve been invited to my spider dance, spider dance, spider dance, so move along with me and clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands, I’m gonna trap you in my spider dance spider dance spider dance, you know a heart like yours can’t stand a chance got your marionette strings in my hands
to join the guild, all you should need is this and only this. sadly, i'm not Queen Yvonne or a high Arachpriest so i don make the calls. if you do get in, the spider guild''s lair is another thread where yall can roleplay and might even become arachne.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Paralyzed, fear is in your eyes, but your cries will go unheard even if you tried, struggling is futile so get tangled up in this web of lies I think you’re gonna hafta pay a little fee
this line alone is my character Ursula personified.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I technically have like three spider ocs, two look more human than spider and the last one is fluffy, their names are Arana, Webb, and Araignée
sadly, i just have Ursula, which is an arachne. which seems important to mention in case you thought you were talking to a human at the tavern at the end of the world. Ursula is a saltichne, or jumping arachne, and is 3 feet tall. and has the bottom half of their body a spider and upper half halfling, like a spidertaur.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I technically have like three spider ocs, two look more human than spider and the last one is fluffy, their names are Arana, Webb, and Araignée
sadly, i just have Ursula, which is an arachne. which seems important to mention in case you thought you were talking to a human at the tavern at the end of the world. Ursula is a saltichne, or jumping arachne, and is 3 feet tall. and has the bottom half of their body a spider and upper half halfling, like a spidertaur.
I knew she’s an Arachne, I usually Read a few comments before to give myself a little context
I technically have like three spider ocs, two look more human than spider and the last one is fluffy, their names are Arana, Webb, and Araignée
sadly, i just have Ursula, which is an arachne. which seems important to mention in case you thought you were talking to a human at the tavern at the end of the world. Ursula is a saltichne, or jumping arachne, and is 3 feet tall. and has the bottom half of their body a spider and upper half halfling, like a spidertaur.
I knew she’s an Arachne, I usually Read a few comments before to give myself a little context
mk, good. because it is very weird to not know that Ursula is an arachne when they ask where they get all the silk. if she wasn't an arachne, the answer would be: "oh, my profession is to harmlessly immobilize arachnids and extract their solidified insides to add to my collection.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I technically have like three spider ocs, two look more human than spider and the last one is fluffy, their names are Arana, Webb, and Araignée
sadly, i just have Ursula, which is an arachne. which seems important to mention in case you thought you were talking to a human at the tavern at the end of the world. Ursula is a saltichne, or jumping arachne, and is 3 feet tall. and has the bottom half of their body a spider and upper half halfling, like a spidertaur.
I knew she’s an Arachne, I usually Read a few comments before to give myself a little context
mk, good. because it is very weird to not know that Ursula is an arachne when they ask where they get all the silk. if she wasn't an arachne, the answer would be: "oh, my profession is to harmlessly immobilize arachnids and extract their solidified insides to add to my collection.
PFFFFF- also I totally did t just yeet Araignée into the tavern with Ursula and hades
OK OK I HAVE MY PLAN: NORMAL CAMPAIGN, BUT EVERYTHING IS A MIMIC
everything is a mimic, except what they think is a mimic.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
OK OK I HAVE MY PLAN: NORMAL CAMPAIGN, BUT EVERYTHING IS A MIMIC
everything is a mimic, except what they think is a mimic.
They will never expect their weapons they started the game with to bite them
at the start, just use juvenile mimics, it would be less of a challenge, but as soon as they reach level 7, hoard mimics & regular mimics ONLY.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
OK OK I HAVE MY PLAN: NORMAL CAMPAIGN, BUT EVERYTHING IS A MIMIC
everything is a mimic, except what they think is a mimic.
They will never expect their weapons they started the game with to bite them
at the start, just use juvenile mimics, it would be less of a challenge, but as soon as they reach level 7, hoard mimics & regular mimics ONLY.
Suddenly the dragon they were fighting is a mimic like “well [[insert profanity here]]”
the dragon is 1d3 hoard mimics & 2d8 regular mimics, and counts as a colony so it gets lair actions.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i like the profile pic. i would make one for Ursula, if i didn't absolutely suck at drawing anything vaguely humanoid.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
to join the guild, all you should need is this and only this. sadly, i'm not Queen Yvonne or a high Arachpriest so i don make the calls. if you do get in, the spider guild''s lair is another thread where yall can roleplay and might even become arachne.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
.0. Yaey
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
this line alone is my character Ursula personified.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I technically have like three spider ocs, two look more human than spider and the last one is fluffy, their names are Arana, Webb, and Araignée
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
sadly, i just have Ursula, which is an arachne. which seems important to mention in case you thought you were talking to a human at the tavern at the end of the world. Ursula is a saltichne, or jumping arachne, and is 3 feet tall. and has the bottom half of their body a spider and upper half halfling, like a spidertaur.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I knew she’s an Arachne, I usually Read a few comments before to give myself a little context
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Araignée is my favorite because he’s fluffy, very fluffy
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
mk, good. because it is very weird to not know that Ursula is an arachne when they ask where they get all the silk. if she wasn't an arachne, the answer would be: "oh, my profession is to harmlessly immobilize arachnids and extract their solidified insides to add to my collection.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
PFFFFF- also I totally did t just yeet Araignée into the tavern with Ursula and hades
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
I just got like a bunch of forum titles
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
OK OK I HAVE MY PLAN: NORMAL CAMPAIGN, BUT EVERYTHING IS A MIMIC
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
everything is a mimic, except what they think is a mimic.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
They will never expect their weapons they started the game with to bite them
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
at the start, just use juvenile mimics, it would be less of a challenge, but as soon as they reach level 7, hoard mimics & regular mimics ONLY.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Suddenly the dragon they were fighting is a mimic like “well [[insert profanity here]]”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the dragon is 1d3 hoard mimics & 2d8 regular mimics, and counts as a colony so it gets lair actions.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Not to mention the mimic babies disguised as dragon treasure!
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Imma redraw araignée soon
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
i like the profile pic. i would make one for Ursula, if i didn't absolutely suck at drawing anything vaguely humanoid.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
My drawing rn is crap compared to the drawing of Dionysus [[my high elf bard]] that I’m doing rn
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger