It has come to my attention that our group is not very well-known. This forum, our base of operations, has been buried under several other cults over time. Thankfully, I have a solution to this dilemma that I believe everyone will enjoy.
The Fanatic's Level 20 Arena has been around for a long time, and there cults clash to this very day. Entering a champion of our own should peak the interests of others who look on from the sidelines of the arena! Before we take any course of action, we should discuss this plan. Does this seem like something we should do? If not, then what are our alternatives? We should work with each other to find solutions to this dilemma.
My second announcement welcomes our first three Arachpriests to the Spider family! After looking through the plots submitted, I am proud to announce that none other than....
Yannikus III, Underfan8, and 0verkill are our first three Arachpriests! Congratulations, and welcome to the Spider Council!
I am honered, and I shall craft a champion for us. A drow rogue would be sufficient
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Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
all the npcs are secretly knights who say ni, so whenever someone says it, any npc who can hear them takes 1d4 psyc damage, even if they have resistance or immunity to such damage, and 20 knives fly out of nowhere and hit the person who said it
IDEA! A Simic Combine Barbarian (drow base) who is slowly becoming more spiderlike. She would be a great representative of our mighty guild!
EDIT: Our glorious Spider Queen has contributed to the construction of an aggressively non-stereotypical world, Tanmar. I propose that the Spider Guild is a real society in Tanmar and grows in influence. Sadly, drow don't exist in this world.
EDIT EDIT: Spider Dance: the spider-themed rickroll. We shall fight back the Knights of Ni with Spider Donuts (Muffet should be like the goddess of the Spider Guild).
I just realized that we know absolutely nothing about each other apart from our status in the guild, our signatures, and what we post. Heck, people should wear name tags so other people know that this person is like their best bud on DDB! Also Adohand's Kitchen can have stuff that has NOTHING to do with D&D. One more thing: Can someone link in The Fanatic's Level 20 Arena so I can check it out?
I have seen that the Spider Queen has already began her conquest of the LV 20 Gladiator arena, and I shall join the battle as well! Unless I have to be like an Arachpriest or higher...
If that's the case, here's my evil plot for ranking up! A twist on the classic "the villain is your friend and you must kill them" plot, in this campaign EVERY PLAYER is evil and has their own evil goals! They all try to kill each other in ways that either seem accidental or ditch the blame on a scapegoat. Enjoy watching your players tear each other apart!
I have seen that the Spider Queen has already began her conquest of the LV 20 Gladiator arena, and I shall join the battle as well! Unless I have to be like an Arachpriest or higher...
If that's the case, here's my evil plot for ranking up! A twist on the classic "the villain is your friend and you must kill them" plot, in this campaign EVERY PLAYER is evil and has their own evil goals! They all try to kill each other in ways that either seem accidental or ditch the blame on a scapegoat. Enjoy watching your players tear each other apart!
I like you. You're definitely going places in the DM world.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I have seen that the Spider Queen has already began her conquest of the LV 20 Gladiator arena, and I shall join the battle as well! Unless I have to be like an Arachpriest or higher...
If that's the case, here's my evil plot for ranking up! A twist on the classic "the villain is your friend and you must kill them" plot, in this campaign EVERY PLAYER is evil and has their own evil goals! They all try to kill each other in ways that either seem accidental or ditch the blame on a scapegoat. Enjoy watching your players tear each other apart!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I have seen that the Spider Queen has already began her conquest of the LV 20 Gladiator arena, and I shall join the battle as well! Unless I have to be like an Arachpriest or higher...
If that's the case, here's my evil plot for ranking up! A twist on the classic "the villain is your friend and you must kill them" plot, in this campaign EVERY PLAYER is evil and has their own evil goals! They all try to kill each other in ways that either seem accidental or ditch the blame on a scapegoat. Enjoy watching your players tear each other apart!
What if your players could design their own dungeons? Then they'd be true villians!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
May i join my plot. is in action my rogue nearly died at the end of part of are campaign so i made to dision to use my Aasimars mystery guide who is asmodous save them and i will slowly but surely turn it into a evil campaign, have them participate in the blood war on devils side, you get the vibe.
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Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
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Oh no....the Knights of Ni have infiltrated even here! Quickly, we must fight back the attackers!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
NI! (could i join?)
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Ummm..... you... you mean us no harm? Are the Knights of Ni.... allies?
*cue somewhat creepy whispering of thousands of spiders*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
i am a agent of chaos, I join whatever I deem chaotic
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I am honered, and I shall craft a champion for us. A drow rogue would be sufficient
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
all the npcs are secretly knights who say ni, so whenever someone says it, any npc who can hear them takes 1d4 psyc damage, even if they have resistance or immunity to such damage, and 20 knives fly out of nowhere and hit the person who said it
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I am actually also a Knight of Ni.
NI!
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
IDEA! A Simic Combine Barbarian (drow base) who is slowly becoming more spiderlike. She would be a great representative of our mighty guild!
EDIT: Our glorious Spider Queen has contributed to the construction of an aggressively non-stereotypical world, Tanmar. I propose that the Spider Guild is a real society in Tanmar and grows in influence. Sadly, drow don't exist in this world.
EDIT EDIT: Spider Dance: the spider-themed rickroll. We shall fight back the Knights of Ni with Spider Donuts (Muffet should be like the goddess of the Spider Guild).
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I just realized that we know absolutely nothing about each other apart from our status in the guild, our signatures, and what we post. Heck, people should wear name tags so other people know that this person is like their best bud on DDB! Also Adohand's Kitchen can have stuff that has NOTHING to do with D&D. One more thing: Can someone link in The Fanatic's Level 20 Arena so I can check it out?
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82476-fanatics-come-fight-here-20th-level-gladiator
Here ya go, Gamer_Thirteen.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Croissants happen to be wonderful projectiles!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
i am not your enemey
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
If you wish to join, you can get a Spiderling position!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
sure
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I have seen that the Spider Queen has already began her conquest of the LV 20 Gladiator arena, and I shall join the battle as well! Unless I have to be like an Arachpriest or higher...
If that's the case, here's my evil plot for ranking up! A twist on the classic "the villain is your friend and you must kill them" plot, in this campaign EVERY PLAYER is evil and has their own evil goals! They all try to kill each other in ways that either seem accidental or ditch the blame on a scapegoat. Enjoy watching your players tear each other apart!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I like you. You're definitely going places in the DM world.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
That's, terrifying.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
What if your players could design their own dungeons? Then they'd be true villians!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
May i join my plot. is in action my rogue nearly died at the end of part of are campaign so i made to dision to use my Aasimars mystery guide who is asmodous save them and i will slowly but surely turn it into a evil campaign, have them participate in the blood war on devils side, you get the vibe.
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78