A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
Nessa smiles and waves. "Welcome." She admires the armor for a moment.
"Hello!" The woman walks over to the bar and sits down.
Nessa takes a seat next to her. "I'm Nessa. That armor looks incredible by the way. Where did you get it?"
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My legion is doing work away from the fighting. I had no need to take part in it.
Ah. So you're making them do work while you sit in a tavern.
Demons know nothing about efficiency.
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Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"Oooh lucky. She sounds nice. Were you taken or something?"
"No, just a little clueless back then. Plus, I was younger, and wanted to continue exploring. Also, if I had stuck around, I wouldn't be able to return home and help protect my people."
He nodded. "That makes sense. You kinda remind of me someone I know. Ever met Solanar?"
*Wait, who was Solanar's daughter again? The one dating Damien?*
A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
Nessa smiles and waves. "Welcome." She admires the armor for a moment.
"Hello!" The woman walks over to the bar and sits down.
Nessa takes a seat next to her. "I'm Nessa. That armor looks incredible by the way. Where did you get it?"
Vega is eating lunch, dressed in a more casual outfit than usual
Azazel is sitting on the roof, a cigarette in his hand, though its unlit
Avery is sitting in a corner, curled up in the fetal position, mumbling something to himself repeatedly
*Hi Alaric!!*
Timber is drawing herself on the shoulder of a stone golem, which is petting a fox.
Thirteen is on the roof as well, studying the stars as named by the wood elves.
Klei is reading a book on blackjack, and trying to figure out better bluffs.
Cool drawing. What's the inspiration?
"It's an old legend among the tabaxi. When the tabaxi and the pilikua fought the pōʻeleʻele, they forged magic stones to protect the people. When the evil was defeated, they say the golems were still on the island, asleep. It would be nice to find one and use it for good..."
Could you teach me the tabaxi language..? Golem treasure hunting sounds fun.
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"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"Oooh lucky. She sounds nice. Were you taken or something?"
"No, just a little clueless back then. Plus, I was younger, and wanted to continue exploring. Also, if I had stuck around, I wouldn't be able to return home and help protect my people."
He nodded. "That makes sense. You kinda remind of me someone I know. Ever met Solanar?"
*Wait, who was Solanar's daughter again? The one dating Damien?*
*Elayne.*
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"Lady Alustriel Silverymoon, ruler of the city of Silverymoon, multi-hundred-year-old human (?) wizard who's power is second only to that of Elminster himself. Quite the kind and gracious host, and very beautiful. Think she may have had a thing for me now that I look back..." Soldaer's voice trails off as he seems to relive that time again in his mind.
"Oooh lucky. She sounds nice. Were you taken or something?"
"No, just a little clueless back then. Plus, I was younger, and wanted to continue exploring. Also, if I had stuck around, I wouldn't be able to return home and help protect my people."
He nodded. "That makes sense. You kinda remind of me someone I know. Ever met Solanar?"
"I think I saw him once, but never truly met him."
"He's a bit stuck up sometimes. As most paladins are."
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Vega is eating lunch, dressed in a more casual outfit than usual
Azazel is sitting on the roof, a cigarette in his hand, though its unlit
Avery is sitting in a corner, curled up in the fetal position, mumbling something to himself repeatedly
Alright, let's see if I can undo some of the damage I've done to this kid. Phantom Thinks to himself, before thinking a bit as to which spells may be able to help.
Phantom walks over the Avery cautiously. "I'm sorry for what I did to you yesterday. I want to try and undo what I did to you, if you will allow it." The sadness in his tone and on his face are obvious.
Avery backs up as far as he can, his back against the wall
Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Only because you're naive. Unwilling to accept the truth. Unwilling to believe that you're wrong. Blindly accepting of entities so tyrannical, so greedy, you cannot comprehend the scale of their callousness. Yet you follow them, fight for them, and die for them all the same."
Nessa put a hand up to cover her smile. "Have you rehearsed this? You know that neither of us will back down on our views. But I can understand why you think the way you do. The Hells tend to inspire a certain viewpoint and lenses to see things through, that can often blind you to other perspectives or even reality itself."
"I haven't rehearsed it, no. Most paladins tend to either run away from me, or try to kill me. But I know enough of your foolish propaganda. The gods are liars, thriving on the labor of the Nine Hells. We fight back the demons. We keep the multiverse safe. And you kill us. You slay us. You hasten your own destruction. If only the gods fought with us, alongside us! We could drive back the forces of the Abyss. We could be saviors, heroes. Think of how many lives would be saved! How many that are doomed, because of the darkness that always looms on the horizon. If your gods were truly as benevolent as you foolishly believe them to be, they would aid us in destroying the demons once and for all!"
"The gods have their reasons for doing what they do. What do you think the Hells would do once the Abyss was destroyed?"
"We would tear down your cowardly deities. We would shower the earth and the sea with their blood. I am being honest. The Nine Hells does not take kindly to traitors or cravens."
Nessa made a gesture. "See? Self explanatory."
"Only because they abandon their own servants. They gorge themselves on their own power, leaving you all to the destruction that awaits if we fail. We are doing nothing more to them than they would have let the demons do to us."
"Why haven't you tried to kill me yet then? If you hate the gods that much, I would assume you would kill their servants on sight."
"It isn't worth it, here. I haven't been killed before, and I don't want to try it."
"Really? That's the only reason? I thought we were starting to become friends." She spoke teasingly, putting her hands on her hips.
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"Cool cool. Just so you know, we're going to be going to the Sigil version of Costco."
Avarice notices the S word, and joins the conversation. "You're going to Sigil?"
"Planning on it. Since Soldaer's paying, you wanna come?"
"Yeah, I've got a house there. How do you intend to get here?"
"A house?! That's awesome! I'm pretty sure those are really expensive there.." He paused before continuing. "I can cast plane shift, and so can the dragon here."
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"Only because you're naive. Unwilling to accept the truth. Unwilling to believe that you're wrong. Blindly accepting of entities so tyrannical, so greedy, you cannot comprehend the scale of their callousness. Yet you follow them, fight for them, and die for them all the same."
Nessa put a hand up to cover her smile. "Have you rehearsed this? You know that neither of us will back down on our views. But I can understand why you think the way you do. The Hells tend to inspire a certain viewpoint and lenses to see things through, that can often blind you to other perspectives or even reality itself."
"I haven't rehearsed it, no. Most paladins tend to either run away from me, or try to kill me. But I know enough of your foolish propaganda. The gods are liars, thriving on the labor of the Nine Hells. We fight back the demons. We keep the multiverse safe. And you kill us. You slay us. You hasten your own destruction. If only the gods fought with us, alongside us! We could drive back the forces of the Abyss. We could be saviors, heroes. Think of how many lives would be saved! How many that are doomed, because of the darkness that always looms on the horizon. If your gods were truly as benevolent as you foolishly believe them to be, they would aid us in destroying the demons once and for all!"
"The gods have their reasons for doing what they do. What do you think the Hells would do once the Abyss was destroyed?"
"We would tear down your cowardly deities. We would shower the earth and the sea with their blood. I am being honest. The Nine Hells does not take kindly to traitors or cravens."
Nessa made a gesture. "See? Self explanatory."
"Only because they abandon their own servants. They gorge themselves on their own power, leaving you all to the destruction that awaits if we fail. We are doing nothing more to them than they would have let the demons do to us."
"Why haven't you tried to kill me yet then? If you hate the gods that much, I would assume you would kill their servants on sight."
"It isn't worth it, here. I haven't been killed before, and I don't want to try it."
Ceris hears this as he walks past, holding a platter of assorted meats, and throws in, "Honestly? It's not too terrible."
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
My legion is doing work away from the fighting. I had no need to take part in it.
Ah. So you're making them do work while you sit in a tavern.
Demons know nothing about efficiency.
I'm very efficient. I'm sitting in the same tavern as you, doing the same things as you.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Vega is eating lunch, dressed in a more casual outfit than usual
Azazel is sitting on the roof, a cigarette in his hand, though its unlit
Avery is sitting in a corner, curled up in the fetal position, mumbling something to himself repeatedly
*Hi Alaric!!*
Timber is drawing herself on the shoulder of a stone golem, which is petting a fox.
Thirteen is on the roof as well, studying the stars as named by the wood elves.
Klei is reading a book on blackjack, and trying to figure out better bluffs.
Cool drawing. What's the inspiration?
"It's an old legend among the tabaxi. When the tabaxi and the pilikua fought the pōʻeleʻele, they forged magic stones to protect the people. When the evil was defeated, they say the golems were still on the island, asleep. It would be nice to find one and use it for good..."
Could you teach me the tabaxi language..? Golem treasure hunting sounds fun.
"I think there's a book. I read that the language was taken to a world called 'Earth' by a halfling, and called 'Hawaiian'... And it does sound fun. But I'd have to be careful not to step on any bugs or flowers with the big golem feet."
A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
Nessa smiles and waves. "Welcome." She admires the armor for a moment.
"Hello!" The woman walks over to the bar and sits down.
Nessa takes a seat next to her. "I'm Nessa. That armor looks incredible by the way. Where did you get it?"
"A store. What kind of backwater is this?"
"A tavern with a safety field around it. The residents here are rather pleasant company."
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Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
"Yeah, I've got a house there. How do you intend to get to Sigil?"
Nessa takes a seat next to her. "I'm Nessa. That armor looks incredible by the way. Where did you get it?"
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Demons know nothing about efficiency.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Elayne, and they're just friends rn*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"A store. What kind of backwater is this?"
Could you teach me the tabaxi language..? Golem treasure hunting sounds fun.
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"Don't look at me like that."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Elayne.*
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"Add what you'd like kiddo." vega sits beside them
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
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Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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"He's a bit stuck up sometimes. As most paladins are."
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Avery backs up as far as he can, his back against the wall
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Really? That's the only reason? I thought we were starting to become friends." She spoke teasingly, putting her hands on her hips.
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"A house?! That's awesome! I'm pretty sure those are really expensive there.." He paused before continuing. "I can cast plane shift, and so can the dragon here."
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Ceris hears this as he walks past, holding a platter of assorted meats, and throws in, "Honestly? It's not too terrible."
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
I'm very efficient. I'm sitting in the same tavern as you, doing the same things as you.
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making a smoothie for meta
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"I think there's a book. I read that the language was taken to a world called 'Earth' by a halfling, and called 'Hawaiian'... And it does sound fun. But I'd have to be careful not to step on any bugs or flowers with the big golem feet."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"A tavern with a safety field around it. The residents here are rather pleasant company."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND