Lysander rolls his eyes and cleans himself with prestigitation. He turns to Theseus, "Have you made any friends here?"
The smol points to Lysander
He frowns and thinks over stuff. "What do you know about old age? Specifically what it leads to."
Theseus only says “fighting” in an almost whisper [[lmao he’s 15 and just bolts from his house cuz his parents were being loud, then again to him everything is like ten times louder]]
Lysander rolls his eyes, and casts silence.
Messge: Better?
Much, thank you
Theseus hugs Lysander
Good. Now, I am old and weary and I will... die soon. They admit to the kid
[[ Theseus ain’t wrong tho lmao ]]
oh… I will miss you… can you- can you teach me magic? Theseus looks up at Lysander hopefully
I can try what I must. What do you want to learn?
*AKA Lysander is slated to die on Friday*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
*Introduce some new person. And I will check out the thread. Thanks!*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
*channels the infinite rage of edgy teenager written Twilight fanfics to smite thee*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Then you can easily imagine Carceri as just millions of years of betraying and being forced to betray... the plane is the nicest of all the lower ones but it bites away at your trust after a while... How is ruling a kingdom?" They say, changing the subject
"Tiring. Especially after a war that has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives... Even still, no one's sure how many were killed, and more are sure to die in the aftermath..."
"I see... And I am guessing much rebuilding must be done? Especially with the army."
"Yes. The Silver City was attacked multiple times, and while it never suffered much damage, the outlying villages were reduced to rubble multiple times. Surprisingly, my army survived relatively unscathed. I mean, nearly three quarters of it was lost in the first four years, but we've had another twelve to build it back up, during which time it hasn't taken more than 10% worth of casualties. Of course, those are just the Silver Armies; many other allied nations suffered far greater losses."
"Mmm... I see. But at least they are now battle-exspirenced, right? Tempered by the fires of war?"
Caelum's mouth twitches, like she's holding back a smile. "They were always battle experienced. Of course, this is more than usual, but they're GemBlades; they are the most experienced soldiers you could wish for. I just... Cyatra is the best. If she could get over the fact I'm marrying Phantom..." her smile turns into a sad frown.
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
*Rule 3 and Rule 13 please*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ one step closer to technoblade cosplay let’s gooooooo ]]
*Omg you gotta do the voice tho smh, sound like a middle aged smoker.*
[[ Ever since I hit puberty I could do a techno voice, all I will need after the cape is jewelry because bling techno and prosthetic elf ears plus a TON of makeup]]
*You should buy a plane..*
[[ please spare the the torture of debt idk bout you but I ain’t a rich mofo ]]
"Then you can easily imagine Carceri as just millions of years of betraying and being forced to betray... the plane is the nicest of all the lower ones but it bites away at your trust after a while... How is ruling a kingdom?" They say, changing the subject
"Tiring. Especially after a war that has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives... Even still, no one's sure how many were killed, and more are sure to die in the aftermath..."
"I see... And I am guessing much rebuilding must be done? Especially with the army."
"Yes. The Silver City was attacked multiple times, and while it never suffered much damage, the outlying villages were reduced to rubble multiple times. Surprisingly, my army survived relatively unscathed. I mean, nearly three quarters of it was lost in the first four years, but we've had another twelve to build it back up, during which time it hasn't taken more than 10% worth of casualties. Of course, those are just the Silver Armies; many other allied nations suffered far greater losses."
"Mmm... I see. But at least they are now battle-exspirenced, right? Tempered by the fires of war?"
Caelum's mouth twitches, like she's holding back a smile. "They were always battle experienced. Of course, this is more than usual, but they're GemBlades; they are the most experienced soldiers you could wish for. I just... Cyatra is the best. If she could get over the fact I'm marrying Phantom..." her smile turns into a sad frown.
"I see. When is the wedding?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
*Rule 3 and Rule 13 please*
[[ I WASNT BEING SERIOUS JAHEKWNSKWNEJSNXNSNDK
I was just making a haZbin hotEl reference]]
*I know, but none the less*
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Lysander rolls his eyes and cleans himself with prestigitation. He turns to Theseus, "Have you made any friends here?"
The smol points to Lysander
He frowns and thinks over stuff. "What do you know about old age? Specifically what it leads to."
Theseus only says “fighting” in an almost whisper [[lmao he’s 15 and just bolts from his house cuz his parents were being loud, then again to him everything is like ten times louder]]
Lysander rolls his eyes, and casts silence.
Messge: Better?
Much, thank you
Theseus hugs Lysander
Good. Now, I am old and weary and I will... die soon. They admit to the kid
[[ Theseus ain’t wrong tho lmao ]]
oh… I will miss you… can you- can you teach me magic? Theseus looks up at Lysander hopefully
I can try what I must. What do you want to learn?
*AKA Lysander is slated to die on Friday*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Lysander rolls his eyes and cleans himself with prestigitation. He turns to Theseus, "Have you made any friends here?"
The smol points to Lysander
He frowns and thinks over stuff. "What do you know about old age? Specifically what it leads to."
Theseus only says “fighting” in an almost whisper [[lmao he’s 15 and just bolts from his house cuz his parents were being loud, then again to him everything is like ten times louder]]
Lysander rolls his eyes, and casts silence.
Messge: Better?
Much, thank you
Theseus hugs Lysander
Good. Now, I am old and weary and I will... die soon. They admit to the kid
[[ Theseus ain’t wrong tho lmao ]]
oh… I will miss you… can you- can you teach me magic? Theseus looks up at Lysander hopefully
I can try what I must. What do you want to learn?
*AKA Lysander is slated to die on Friday*
The one you did to make everything silent.. and maybe a healing spell too
Soldaer laughs, easily dodging the attack. He grabs the cork from the bottle of Feywine and flicks it at her.
"Gah!" She yelps, leaning back to far in her chair to try and dodge
The chairs tips over, dumping her on the floor, but she dodges the cork.
"Hehe, missed!" SHe mumbles, sprawled on the floor
"So did you!" Soldaer says, nearly falling out of his chair laughing.
"Blah! So be it"
Soldaer does actually end up falling to the floor, and when he finally stops laughing, he gets up and makes his way over to Nia. "Would you like some help there, Nia?"
"Nah, the floors lovely," She says sarcastically, holding up a hand
Soldaer laughs, and pulls her to her feet.
"Thanks mate." She smiles, Tapping his chest
Her nail causes a ting! as she taps one of the Mithral bands across the leather armor he's wearing. Soldaer chuckles. "You know what, I think I may go take this off and get a little more comfortable. I mean, it's not like anyone's gonna bother us in here, and there's not anything that'll hurt me."
"Hey, i'm dangerous. Kinda," She says, despite being much shorter than him now"
He chuckles, and moves over to the rack near the bed, and removes his weapon belt and armor. "Oh yeah, you're sooo dangerous, Nia." He says teasingly.
"I can be supr cool!"
Soldaer laughs. "I didn't say you weren't cool, just not dangerous, Nia."
She throws a spork at him
He catches it, laughing. "Really, Nia? A spork?"
"I don't keep weapons on me!"
Soldaer laughs. "Well, as long as you stay in the Tavern, then you'd be safe. You can't get hurt in the tavern, and neither can anything be broken."
"I figured as such, since it didn't hurt to fall over."
Soldaer laughs. "Fair enough. I've gotten used to it, so I barely even notice it anymore." He looks over at her. "You realize that there's gonna be a dance at the wedding, don't you?" He asks, the same twinkle from earlier coming to his eyes.
"Oh i'm very good at dancing. Remember the festivals back home?"
Soldaer laughs again, smiling. "Of course I do! Although this will be a bit more of a formal dance than those festivals back home."
"You were good at formality, but not at asking people to dance." She teases, "Especially me for some reason."
He shrugs. "Well, in that case." He bows, and offers his hand to Etheaonia, "May I have this dance, Etheaonia?" He asks, smiling somewhat mischievously.
*Back!*
She smiles and does a little curtsey, "Sure, Soldaer," She takes his hand
Ursula enters the tavern, and starts knitting the 49th hat while Bolehs makes a web in the rafters.
Araignée is taking a nap in the rafters, Kai is. Somewhere?
Bolehs is bored, so she starts to crawl on the sleepin spooder boi's head.
*considering i just made a vampire Roleplay thread, i really wanna make a dhampir character now.*
*I have a vampire character I could introduce. You tell them who to bite and presto, you've got a vampire character*
*its just i don't want it to be Ursula, but i just have Ursula.*
*ALSO, YOU BORED? NEED SOME EMO TEENAGE VTM OC MAGIC? COME ON DOWN TO ADOHAND'S KITCHEN & CHECK OUT THE GUILD IN THE COUNT'S CASTLE. where dhampirs suck, but vampires suck more*
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
*Rule 3 and Rule 13 please*
[[ I WASNT BEING SERIOUS JAHEKWNSKWNEJSNXNSNDK
I was just making a haZbin hotEl reference]]
*I know, but none the less*
[[ Just say what alastor said “no” also I’m making many hazbin hotel inspired ocs so I’m making a radio raccoon oc rn- ]]
I can try what I must. What do you want to learn?
*AKA Lysander is slated to die on Friday*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He frowns and backs away, casting identify as he does
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Hoodbye, time for bed.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
[[ yeah they can suck your d- lmao jk I had to make an angel dust referance ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ bye bye ]{
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Introduce some new person. And I will check out the thread. Thanks!*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Nighty night*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*channels the infinite rage of edgy teenager written Twilight fanfics to smite thee*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Caelum's mouth twitches, like she's holding back a smile. "They were always battle experienced. Of course, this is more than usual, but they're GemBlades; they are the most experienced soldiers you could wish for. I just... Cyatra is the best. If she could get over the fact I'm marrying Phantom..." her smile turns into a sad frown.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Rule 3 and Rule 13 please*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ please spare the the torture of debt idk bout you but I ain’t a rich mofo ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Chaotic good night Cyno! o7*
"I see. When is the wedding?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ I WASNT BEING SERIOUS JAHEKWNSKWNEJSNXNSNDK
I was just making a haZbin hotEl reference]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*I know, but none the less*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
The one you did to make everything silent.. and maybe a healing spell too
Theseus looked hopeful
please
[[Eeeeee]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Back!*
She smiles and does a little curtsey, "Sure, Soldaer," She takes his hand
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ Just say what alastor said “no” also I’m making many hazbin hotel inspired ocs so I’m making a radio raccoon oc rn- ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Do you understand this sort of creation?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND