"That could work, but I fear it may just inflate her ego, which is already pretty large..."
"It's your call."
"I suppose it's the best option we have without, you know, going to hell ourselves. But how do we get her attention?" Yvonne starts pacing around, deep in thought.
Elsa has wandered off to investigate whatever is on all of these shelves.
"What interests Calamitas?"
"Well, a lot of things. Fire, death, chaos... yeah, you can probably see why we don't get along."
Elsa is now climbing the shelves, trying to pull out a particularly large box.
"Maybe we can interest her in the crack? That seems rather... Chaotic."
"Yeah, but we'd likely have to fend off whole hordes of Nightwalkers if we try that..."
Elsa yanks the box out of the shelving, and she falls along with it off of the shelf.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"That could work, but I fear it may just inflate her ego, which is already pretty large..."
"It's your call."
"I suppose it's the best option we have without, you know, going to hell ourselves. But how do we get her attention?" Yvonne starts pacing around, deep in thought.
Elsa has wandered off to investigate whatever is on all of these shelves.
"What interests Calamitas?"
"Well, a lot of things. Fire, death, chaos... yeah, you can probably see why we don't get along."
Elsa is now climbing the shelves, trying to pull out a particularly large box.
"Maybe we can interest her in the crack? That seems rather... Chaotic."
"Yeah, but we'd likely have to fend off whole hordes of Nightwalkers if we try that..."
Elsa yanks the box out of the shelving, and she falls along with it off of the shelf.
A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
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A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
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A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
"Good idea. That way, we can spend some time preparing for the siege on the Old Lair." *Time for some good-old thread necromancy*
A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
"Good idea. That way, we can spend some time preparing for the siege on the Old Lair." *Time for some good-old thread necromancy*
Elsenova is studying the contents of the box.
*Yup!*
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A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
"Good idea. That way, we can spend some time preparing for the siege on the Old Lair." *Time for some good-old thread necromancy*
Elsenova is studying the contents of the box.
"Would you mind introducing us Yvonne?"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
"Good idea. That way, we can spend some time preparing for the siege on the Old Lair." *Time for some good-old thread necromancy*
Elsenova is studying the contents of the box.
"Would you mind introducing us Yvonne?"
"No problem."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
"Good idea. That way, we can spend some time preparing for the siege on the Old Lair." *Time for some good-old thread necromancy*
Elsenova is studying the contents of the box.
"Would you mind introducing us Yvonne?"
"No problem."
The King waits to be introduced.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A scarlet rift opens in the air, and Calamitas emerges from it. She looks around the room, scowling at Yvonne.
*A description for Drummer* Calamitas appears to be a tiefling with ashy grey skin, wearing red robes with golden details and trim. She has long white hair that slowly transitions to the color of charcoal, and two small ivory horns emerge from her forehead. Her eyes are a blazing scarlet, almost seeming as though they are flaming themselves.
"What do you want? Haven't you had enough with me?"
Yvonne sighs. "Drummer, this... is Calamitas."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A scarlet rift opens in the air, and Calamitas emerges from it. She looks around the room, scowling at Yvonne.
*A description for Drummer* Calamitas appears to be a tiefling with ashy grey skin, wearing red robes with golden details and trim. She has long white hair that slowly transitions to the color of charcoal, and two small ivory horns emerge from her forehead. Her eyes are a blazing scarlet, almost seeming as though they are flaming themselves.
"What do you want? Haven't you had enough with me?"
Yvonne sighs. "Drummer, this... is Calamitas."
Drummer hesitates, not sure how to address a god. He eventually goes down to one knee, laying his sword beside him and looking down. "Well met goddess Calamitas. We would be honoured if we could have your help in this problem of ours."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A scarlet rift opens in the air, and Calamitas emerges from it. She looks around the room, scowling at Yvonne.
*A description for Drummer* Calamitas appears to be a tiefling with ashy grey skin, wearing red robes with golden details and trim. She has long white hair that slowly transitions to the color of charcoal, and two small ivory horns emerge from her forehead. Her eyes are a blazing scarlet, almost seeming as though they are flaming themselves.
"What do you want? Haven't you had enough with me?"
Yvonne sighs. "Drummer, this... is Calamitas."
Drummer hesitates, not sure how to address a god. He eventually goes down to one knee, laying his sword beside him and looking down. "Well met goddess Calamitas. We would be honored if we could have your help in this problem of ours."
"Oh, please. There's no need to kneel." Her eyes flash a bright scarlet for a moment, and Drummer feels an uncomfortable wave of heat trickle up their spine. "Besides, I hate weakness." Calamitas glares at Yvonne.
"But that's not the only reason I despise you. You were always a pain to work with, so why should I try to help you now, of all times?"
Yvonne scowls back at the goddess. "I don't want to do this either, but right now," She points back to a very confused and frightened Elsenova. "There is someone who really needs both of our help. Someone is trying to do something to her, and there's no chance in the Nine Circles that I'm going to let that happen."
Calamitas sneers. "You think I want to help that heap of scrap either? Heh... you really don't know me."
Eventually, the two sides just start shouting over each other, with a very overwhelmed Elsa at the center of it all.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Please calm down, your scaring Elsa. There's no point arguing, let's just make this simpler. Calamitas, is there anything we can do to have you help us? And Yvonne, do you have an idea of how long we will need Calamitas for?"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Calamitas stops, muttering something under their breath.
Yvonne stares back at Calamitas. "Well, we'd only need her for long enough to keep away some Nightwalkers while we grab a generator from the Old Lair. This would either be a few minutes... or a few hours."
The goddess smirks. "Well, if I am going to work for that annoying ball of legs, I'll need to be paid accordingly. Yvonne, how... attached are you to your eyes?"
Yvonne immediately whips out her greataxe. "If you lay a finger on me, I swear-"
Elsa, clearly overwhelmed by all of this, runs off into the warehouse maze.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Look what you've done to Elsa. I'm going to go find her, whilst you two can sort this out. Remember this is for Elsa, so maybe you can put your differences aside."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Look what you've done to Elsa. I'm going to go find her, whilst you two can sort this out. Remember this is for Elsa, so maybe you can put your differences aside."
The two of them continue arguing while you slip into the warehouse maze after Elsa.
The warehouse maze is terrifyingly large... *Roll Survival*
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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"Yeah, but we'd likely have to fend off whole hordes of Nightwalkers if we try that..."
Elsa yanks the box out of the shelving, and she falls along with it off of the shelf.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"What other choice do we have?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"I mean, we could try just burning a bunch of stuff, but that might not have enough 'death' for her..."
Elsa is digging through the contents of the box, throwing out random bits and bobs as they rummage through.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A small green mist gathers in a corner and you hear a voice, slithering around the room. "I could reach her if you so wish, Yvonne. As always, the Collective remains a staunch ally."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"That... also works, but I think it would be best if it was face-to-face."
Elsenova starts pulling out another box from within the box, labeled 'high-power fireworks'.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I can ask her to come here. I have agents observing Calamitas and the rest."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Good idea. That way, we can spend some time preparing for the siege on the Old Lair." *Time for some good-old thread necromancy*
Elsenova is studying the contents of the box.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Yup!*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Would you mind introducing us Yvonne?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"No problem."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The King waits to be introduced.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yvonne waits patiently for Calamitas.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Calamitas is coming." The mist fades from view.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
A scarlet rift opens in the air, and Calamitas emerges from it. She looks around the room, scowling at Yvonne.
*A description for Drummer* Calamitas appears to be a tiefling with ashy grey skin, wearing red robes with golden details and trim. She has long white hair that slowly transitions to the color of charcoal, and two small ivory horns emerge from her forehead. Her eyes are a blazing scarlet, almost seeming as though they are flaming themselves.
"What do you want? Haven't you had enough with me?"
Yvonne sighs. "Drummer, this... is Calamitas."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Drummer hesitates, not sure how to address a god. He eventually goes down to one knee, laying his sword beside him and looking down. "Well met goddess Calamitas. We would be honoured if we could have your help in this problem of ours."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Oh, please. There's no need to kneel." Her eyes flash a bright scarlet for a moment, and Drummer feels an uncomfortable wave of heat trickle up their spine. "Besides, I hate weakness." Calamitas glares at Yvonne.
"But that's not the only reason I despise you. You were always a pain to work with, so why should I try to help you now, of all times?"
Yvonne scowls back at the goddess. "I don't want to do this either, but right now," She points back to a very confused and frightened Elsenova. "There is someone who really needs both of our help. Someone is trying to do something to her, and there's no chance in the Nine Circles that I'm going to let that happen."
Calamitas sneers. "You think I want to help that heap of scrap either? Heh... you really don't know me."
Eventually, the two sides just start shouting over each other, with a very overwhelmed Elsa at the center of it all.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The king gets back on to two feet.
"Please calm down, your scaring Elsa. There's no point arguing, let's just make this simpler. Calamitas, is there anything we can do to have you help us? And Yvonne, do you have an idea of how long we will need Calamitas for?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Calamitas stops, muttering something under their breath.
Yvonne stares back at Calamitas. "Well, we'd only need her for long enough to keep away some Nightwalkers while we grab a generator from the Old Lair. This would either be a few minutes... or a few hours."
The goddess smirks. "Well, if I am going to work for that annoying ball of legs, I'll need to be paid accordingly. Yvonne, how... attached are you to your eyes?"
Yvonne immediately whips out her greataxe. "If you lay a finger on me, I swear-"
Elsa, clearly overwhelmed by all of this, runs off into the warehouse maze.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Look what you've done to Elsa. I'm going to go find her, whilst you two can sort this out. Remember this is for Elsa, so maybe you can put your differences aside."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The two of them continue arguing while you slip into the warehouse maze after Elsa.
The warehouse maze is terrifyingly large... *Roll Survival*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)