Yvonne opens the great doors to the Guild's Lair. "Why, hello there, and welcome to the Guild! What can I do for you?"
“Hellœ, I am here to spider.”
"Does that mean you are joining, or that you're wanting to partake in the Turning?"
“Uhm- both?- both- both is good”
"Very well." Yvonne fully opens the great doors to the Guild. "Follow me."
The human follows Yvonne
Yvonne punches a combination into a keypad you can't see, and the floor lowers into the ritual chamber. "Ready?"
The human salutes “yes ma’am”
"Alright, let's begin. My simulacrum should be able to answer the door if needed, so we may continue without interruption." Yvonne places what looks like a tea bag in a cup of hot water.
[[ guess who’s bacc, bacc again ]]
“alright… should I sit somewhere?”
"That would be a good idea, yes." After a little while, Yvonne grabs the 'tea', and hands it to you. "First, you'll need to drink this."
“Alright-“ the human downs it 🥴 “this isn’t poison, is it?”
"No, of course not!" It's strange, but the taste reminds you of garbage. You can almost swear you saw little legs floating around in the strange violet brew. Yvonne looks pleased. "Alright, you might want to turn around for the next part."
“Ok” he turns around on his seat
You feel a sharp pain as two long fangs sink into your back. A horrible chill runs down your spine, and you start shaking uncontrollably. Yvonne steps away and smiles. "There we go! The process should take place over about an hour."
[[ noice… so it’s like having a seizure? ]]
*Eh, kinda. Just not as painful, and definitely not as lethal.*
After about an hour, the Turning was fully completed. Yvonne looks over at you. "You okay?"
The now turned human looks back at her and gives her a thumbs up
*it is now required u choose what spider you spider for all spiderternity*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
After about an hour, the Turning was fully completed. Yvonne looks over at you. "You okay?"
The now turned human looks back at her and gives her a thumbs up
*it is now required u choose what spider you spider for all spiderternity*
[[ hMmmm i choose a wolf spider, those are cute :] ]]
*alright, ur spider parts are now that of a wolf spider*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yvonne is sitting at her desk in her office, looking at some old blueprints.
*Maximillion is still at the doorway, because Neglect*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
"Huh?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
"Huh?"
"Mm. Nothing... a lesser inverse, for sure. Power beyond that of even normal gods would be required. In any case, an interesting ritual."
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
"Huh?"
"Mm. Nothing... a lesser inverse, for sure. Power beyond that of even normal gods would be required. In any case, an interesting ritual."
"Okay.... Say, do you know how Yvonne makes all these machines?" Calamitas glances over at the dormant Anahita.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
"Huh?"
"Mm. Nothing... a lesser inverse, for sure. Power beyond that of even normal gods would be required. In any case, an interesting ritual."
"Okay.... Say, do you know how Yvonne makes all these machines?" Calamitas glances over at the dormant Anahita.
"Some of them, yes. In my time observing her, I've figured many of them out. But tell me, why should I tell you? What can you give me in exchange?"
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
"Huh?"
"Mm. Nothing... a lesser inverse, for sure. Power beyond that of even normal gods would be required. In any case, an interesting ritual."
"Okay.... Say, do you know how Yvonne makes all these machines?" Calamitas glances over at the dormant Anahita.
"Some of them, yes. In my time observing her, I've figured many of them out. But tell me, why should I tell you? What can you give me in exchange?"
"Well, I can give you info on some locations of interest in the Brimstone Crags. Surely there's something in a few of those places your Collective would be interested in."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Maximillion is at the doors of the guild, still forgotten.
*i'm not crying you are! wahhhhh*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ she died when I was 13 ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
After about an hour, the Turning was fully completed. Yvonne looks over at you. "You okay?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The now turned human looks back at her and gives her a thumbs up
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*it is now required u choose what spider you spider for all spiderternity*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ hMmmm i choose a wolf spider, those are cute :] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*alright, ur spider parts are now that of a wolf spider*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ noice >:] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Yvonne is sitting at her desk in her office, looking at some old blueprints.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Maximillion is still at the doorway, because Neglect*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Calamitas walks into the Mech Bay.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She hears the GuildMaster's voice speaking to her. "What an odd ritual. What are its components? It almost reminds me of something else, something from a long time ago..."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Eh, it's a lot flashier than it actually is. Doesn't even take any components: Just a whole lot of energy."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"In a way, it's the inverse of my ritual..."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Huh?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Mm. Nothing... a lesser inverse, for sure. Power beyond that of even normal gods would be required. In any case, an interesting ritual."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Okay.... Say, do you know how Yvonne makes all these machines?" Calamitas glances over at the dormant Anahita.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Some of them, yes. In my time observing her, I've figured many of them out. But tell me, why should I tell you? What can you give me in exchange?"
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Well, I can give you info on some locations of interest in the Brimstone Crags. Surely there's something in a few of those places your Collective would be interested in."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Maximillion is at the doors of the guild, still forgotten.
*i'm not crying you are! wahhhhh*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I thought he came into the Lair. Yvonne opened the doors, and Max walked in.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)