The cactus knight (hereby and forever known as Cractalus) takes out a bag of roasted sunflower seeds, waiting for Calamitas to respond.
Jerry casually walks up to you and takes your sunflower seeds. He then starts eating them.
The sunflower seeds vanish from Jerry's Hand, reappear in Cractalus', and then a duplicate bag, this time Carolina Reaper-flavored, appears in Jerry's hand.
The cactus knight (hereby and forever known as Cractalus) takes out a bag of roasted sunflower seeds, waiting for Calamitas to respond.
Jerry casually walks up to you and takes your sunflower seeds. He then starts eating them.
The sunflower seeds vanish from Jerry's Hand, reappear in Cractalus', and then a duplicate bag of Carolina Reaper-flavored sunflower seeds appears in Jerry's hand.
Cractalus gasps in delight and gorges himself on the reaper seeds. "YES!!!!!! THE BURN MAKES ME FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screams, shooting a Plasmweb into the air.
GLOP casually waltzes over to where Jerry is: "Hey, so um your Jerryiness? Master of flame, and fame, Father of Destruction? I wasa wonderin if I could speak with you for a moment?"
GLOP glances at the ground every so often, clearly shy to speak to a DIETY.
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
"Good. Now you are bound to a divine pact. Any breach of this contract in either direction will result in immediate demotion of the violator. Want some ice cream?" Cractalus holds out his mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
"Good. Now you are bound to a divine pact. Any breach of this contract in either direction will result in immediate demotion of the violator. Want some ice cream?" Cractalus holds out his mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
Calamitas struggles to her feet, and accepts the ice cream. "Thank you." She then notices Jerry is still there. "Oh, hey there. Sorry about the whole trying to kill you and all that."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
"Good. Now you are bound to a divine pact. Any breach of this contract in either direction will result in immediate demotion of the violator. Want some ice cream?" Cractalus holds out his mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
Calamitas struggles to her feet, and accepts the ice cream. "Thank you." She then notices Jerry is still there. "Oh, hey there. Sorry about the whole trying to kill you and all that."
Cractalus is writing something with an elegant quill. "Hmm... declaration of godhood... smiting of nonbelievers... with all aforementioned powers and rights... nuuuuuhhh... Hey Calamitas, you want the Draedon Legion? I mean, they ARE loyal to you and Anahita, moreover than to Yvonne or Elendon..."
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
"Good. Now you are bound to a divine pact. Any breach of this contract in either direction will result in immediate demotion of the violator. Want some ice cream?" Cractalus holds out his mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
Calamitas struggles to her feet, and accepts the ice cream. "Thank you." She then notices Jerry is still there. "Oh, hey there. Sorry about the whole trying to kill you and all that."
Cractalus is writing something with an elegant quill. "Hmm... declaration of godhood... smiting of nonbelievers... with all aforementioned powers and rights... nuuuuuhhh... Hey Calamitas, you want the Draedon Legion? I mean, they ARE loyal to you and Anahita, moreover than to Yvonne or Elendon..."
Elendon speaks up. "Only exception to that are the Dreadnaughts. They have a separate coding that the rest of the Legion, and remain with the Spider guild to protect them from any further attacks."
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
"Good. Now you are bound to a divine pact. Any breach of this contract in either direction will result in immediate demotion of the violator. Want some ice cream?" Cractalus holds out his mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
Calamitas struggles to her feet, and accepts the ice cream. "Thank you." She then notices Jerry is still there. "Oh, hey there. Sorry about the whole trying to kill you and all that."
Cractalus is writing something with an elegant quill. "Hmm... declaration of godhood... smiting of nonbelievers... with all aforementioned powers and rights... nuuuuuhhh... Hey Calamitas, you want the Draedon Legion? I mean, they ARE loyal to you and Anahita, moreover than to Yvonne or Elendon..."
Elendon speaks up. "Only exception to that are the Dreadnaughts. They have a separate coding that the rest of the Legion, and remain with the Spider guild to protect them from any further attacks."
"Yeah. Can I keep the cacti? We may have a situation with the Jar of Dirt Cult..."
"I'm still sour. but now im a god too. So yeah. take that!" Jerry throws a handful of sunflower seeds at you before running away. the realizing he can teleport, he vanishes in a puff of smoke.
GLOP watches Jerry disappears and sighs. "Guess I'll just have to track him down again, who knew deities never stand still?"
Doing a motion with his hands similar to a sling-ring from the magic world of doctor strange, GLOP summons a fiery portal to a realm of dimensional travel.
Calamitas opens a portal to the Abyss and starts scrolling between the different layers. "No.... No.... Heck no.... Alright! This layer seems like my kind of place!" The portal is currently displaying a series of brimstone mountains and islands over a sea of magma. Embers and ash hang in the air and billow out from the portal. "Well, I guess I've got a kingdom to set up. See you around, partner." Calamitas smiles at Cractalus, and then steps through the portal, closing it behind her.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Calamitas opens a portal to the Abyss and starts scrolling between the different layers. "No.... No.... Heck no.... Alright! This layer seems like my kind of place!" The portal is currently displaying a series of brimstone mountains and islands over a sea of magma. Embers and ash hang in the air and billow out from the portal. "Well, I guess I've got a kingdom to set up. See you around, partner." Calamitas smiles at Cractalus, and then steps through the portal, closing it behind her.
I didn't know the Nether existed in D&D....
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Calamitas opens a portal to the Abyss and starts scrolling between the different layers. "No.... No.... Heck no.... Alright! This layer seems like my kind of place!" The portal is currently displaying a series of brimstone mountains and islands over a sea of magma. Embers and ash hang in the air and billow out from the portal. "Well, I guess I've got a kingdom to set up. See you around, partner." Calamitas smiles at Cractalus, and then steps through the portal, closing it behind her.
I didn't know the Nether existed in D&D....
*It doesn't. This is the Brimstone Crags.*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Among the rubble of the Battle of the Jerry Hive, the still smoking remains of Calamitas lay in a heap. Crimson embers dance across the air around the dark silksteel mass that was once a war machine.... a god.....
The hair-raising scream of metal against metal echoes throughout the ruins as Calamitas, battered and weak, awkwardly crawls away from the Jerry Hive. Sparks fly as the machine's armor plating grates against itself. After a long and painful crawl, Calamitas reaches a cave, isolated from any Jerry or Spider. There, it claws its way into a dark corner, and whirling crimson fire surrounds its entire being. The fire seems to harden, and eventually, the Profane God is preserved in scarlet crystal. A faint heartbeat can be heard echoing throughout the cavern....
To be continued.....
Yo what up, brimstone witch, hows it going
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Among the rubble of the Battle of the Jerry Hive, the still smoking remains of Calamitas lay in a heap. Crimson embers dance across the air around the dark silksteel mass that was once a war machine.... a god.....
The hair-raising scream of metal against metal echoes throughout the ruins as Calamitas, battered and weak, awkwardly crawls away from the Jerry Hive. Sparks fly as the machine's armor plating grates against itself. After a long and painful crawl, Calamitas reaches a cave, isolated from any Jerry or Spider. There, it claws its way into a dark corner, and whirling crimson fire surrounds its entire being. The fire seems to harden, and eventually, the Profane God is preserved in scarlet crystal. A faint heartbeat can be heard echoing throughout the cavern....
Among the rubble of the Battle of the Jerry Hive, the still smoking remains of Calamitas lay in a heap. Crimson embers dance across the air around the dark silksteel mass that was once a war machine.... a god.....
The hair-raising scream of metal against metal echoes throughout the ruins as Calamitas, battered and weak, awkwardly crawls away from the Jerry Hive. Sparks fly as the machine's armor plating grates against itself. After a long and painful crawl, Calamitas reaches a cave, isolated from any Jerry or Spider. There, it claws its way into a dark corner, and whirling crimson fire surrounds its entire being. The fire seems to harden, and eventually, the Profane God is preserved in scarlet crystal. A faint heartbeat can be heard echoing throughout the cavern....
To be continued.....
Yo what up, brimstone witch, hows it going
AXEBLADE! PLEASE LET ME ON THE GRAND ALLIANCE!!!!
oh right, that things kinda dead. been too busy playing terraria
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Among the rubble of the Battle of the Jerry Hive, the still smoking remains of Calamitas lay in a heap. Crimson embers dance across the air around the dark silksteel mass that was once a war machine.... a god.....
The hair-raising scream of metal against metal echoes throughout the ruins as Calamitas, battered and weak, awkwardly crawls away from the Jerry Hive. Sparks fly as the machine's armor plating grates against itself. After a long and painful crawl, Calamitas reaches a cave, isolated from any Jerry or Spider. There, it claws its way into a dark corner, and whirling crimson fire surrounds its entire being. The fire seems to harden, and eventually, the Profane God is preserved in scarlet crystal. A faint heartbeat can be heard echoing throughout the cavern....
To be continued.....
Yo what up, brimstone witch, hows it going
AXEBLADE! PLEASE LET ME ON THE GRAND ALLIANCE!!!!
oh right, that things kinda dead. been too busy playing terraria
Cractalus sighs and summons some ice cream.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The sunflower seeds vanish from Jerry's Hand, reappear in Cractalus', and then a duplicate bag, this time Carolina Reaper-flavored, appears in Jerry's hand.
Cractalus gasps in delight and gorges himself on the reaper seeds. "YES!!!!!! THE BURN MAKES ME FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screams, shooting a Plasmweb into the air.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
GLOP casually waltzes over to where Jerry is: "Hey, so um your Jerryiness? Master of flame, and fame, Father of Destruction? I wasa wonderin if I could speak with you for a moment?"
GLOP glances at the ground every so often, clearly shy to speak to a DIETY.
Calamitas' hand glows with its own crimson fire, and she shakes the Cactus Knight's hand. "Deal."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Good. Now you are bound to a divine pact. Any breach of this contract in either direction will result in immediate demotion of the violator. Want some ice cream?" Cractalus holds out his mint chocolate chip ice cream cone.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Calamitas struggles to her feet, and accepts the ice cream. "Thank you." She then notices Jerry is still there. "Oh, hey there. Sorry about the whole trying to kill you and all that."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Cractalus is writing something with an elegant quill. "Hmm... declaration of godhood... smiting of nonbelievers... with all aforementioned powers and rights... nuuuuuhhh... Hey Calamitas, you want the Draedon Legion? I mean, they ARE loyal to you and Anahita, moreover than to Yvonne or Elendon..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Elendon speaks up. "Only exception to that are the Dreadnaughts. They have a separate coding that the rest of the Legion, and remain with the Spider guild to protect them from any further attacks."
"Yeah. Can I keep the cacti? We may have a situation with the Jar of Dirt Cult..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"I'm still sour. but now im a god too. So yeah. take that!" Jerry throws a handful of sunflower seeds at you before running away. the realizing he can teleport, he vanishes in a puff of smoke.
GLOP watches Jerry disappears and sighs. "Guess I'll just have to track him down again, who knew deities never stand still?"
Doing a motion with his hands similar to a sling-ring from the magic world of doctor strange, GLOP summons a fiery portal to a realm of dimensional travel.
Calamitas opens a portal to the Abyss and starts scrolling between the different layers. "No.... No.... Heck no.... Alright! This layer seems like my kind of place!" The portal is currently displaying a series of brimstone mountains and islands over a sea of magma. Embers and ash hang in the air and billow out from the portal. "Well, I guess I've got a kingdom to set up. See you around, partner." Calamitas smiles at Cractalus, and then steps through the portal, closing it behind her.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I didn't know the Nether existed in D&D....
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
*It doesn't. This is the Brimstone Crags.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
LOL that's a genius idea for a campaign! Just play the Minecraft Nether and End as the main story!
Yo what up, brimstone witch, hows it going
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
AXEBLADE! PLEASE LET ME ON THE GRAND ALLIANCE!!!!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
oh right, that things kinda dead. been too busy playing terraria
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
fun
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.