Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A fire gnome appears from a fiery portal: "Well, I've had just about enough of these stupid laws around interdimensional travel! Next IPD officer that pulls me over for traveling TOO FAST is gonna get sued by ME!"
GLOP looks across the battle feild and sees a teifling he doesn't recognize. "You there! Do you know where I can find Jerry and Mendigo? I lost their location a few days ago, I was tracking them to see where Jerry would build his new world."
GLOP notices all the death and destruction: "Also, you wouldn't happen to know where some BAD A** ROBOT named Calamity is would you?"
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The lasers punch right through her, but she simply raises her pistols, takes aim, and fires again.
35 damage: 13
19 damage: 10
30 damage: 11
31 damage: 15
32 damage: 9
23 damage: 9
28 damage: 14
21 damage: 10
33 damage: 13
27 damage: 11
36 damage: 9
17 damage: 10
36 damage: 17
Scyria smile. "I'm just warming up, baby goddess."
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Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Scyria mercilessly raises her guns. "You attacked people under my protection. You will die."
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A fire gnome appears from a fiery portal: "Well, I've had just about enough of these stupid laws around interdimensional travel! Next IPD officer that pulls me over for traveling TOO FAST is gonna get sued by ME!"
GLOP looks across the battle feild and sees a teifling he doesn't recognize. "You there! Do you know where I can find Jerry and Mendigo? I lost their location a few days ago, I was tracking them to see where Jerry would build his new world."
GLOP notices all the death and destruction: "Also, you wouldn't happen to know where some BAD A** ROBOT named Calamity is would you?"
Seeing a battle unfold before himself GLOP realizes the Tiefling IS IN FACT CLAMITAS: "Oh, well that was awkward....anyways....it looks like Elendon has this fight in the bag, so....WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT SCYRIA? WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
Noticing Calamitas is wounded/bloody GLOP sits down on the ground with interest: "I wonder why Elendon hasn't finished her yet...."
Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Four more Thorn Spores arrive in the sky. One Thorn Spore drops a magnetized web on Calamitas. An Elite Cactus Knight drops to the ground near Calamitas. It is filled with the spirit of Gamer_Thirteen. "...Hey, Calamitas. If you promise not to attack... we'll talk it out."
Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Four more Thorn Spores arrive in the sky. One Thorn Spore drops a magnetized web on Calamitas. An Elite Cactus Knight drops to the ground near Calamitas. It is filled with the spirit of Gamer_Thirteen. "...Hey, Calamitas. If you promise not to attack... we'll talk it out."
"Okay." Calamitas winces as six bullets enter her chest. "Just call off your friend.... please...."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Four more Thorn Spores arrive in the sky. One Thorn Spore drops a magnetized web on Calamitas. An Elite Cactus Knight drops to the ground near Calamitas. It is filled with the spirit of Gamer_Thirteen. "...Hey, Calamitas. If you promise not to attack... we'll talk it out."
"Okay." Calamitas winces as six bullets enter her chest. "Just call off your friend.... please...."
"HEY EVERYONE! HOLD OFF FOR A SEC!" Gamer_Thirteen's voice echoes across the entire thread.
A fire gnome appears from a fiery portal: "Well, I've had just about enough of these stupid laws around interdimensional travel! Next IPD officer that pulls me over for traveling TOO FAST is gonna get sued by ME!"
GLOP looks across the battle feild and sees a teifling he doesn't recognize. "You there! Do you know where I can find Jerry and Mendigo? I lost their location a few days ago, I was tracking them to see where Jerry would build his new world."
GLOP notices all the death and destruction: "Also, you wouldn't happen to know where some BAD A** ROBOT named Calamity is would you?"
Seeing a battle unfold before himself GLOP realizes the Tiefling IS IN FACT CLAMITAS: "Oh, well that was awkward....anyways....it looks like Elendon has this fight in the bag, so....WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT SCYRIA? WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
Noticing Calamitas is wounded/bloody GLOP sits down on the ground with interest: "I wonder why Elendon hasn't finished her yet...."
"I didn't realize I was so famous... first that Atemos dude, now this?"
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Four more Thorn Spores arrive in the sky. One Thorn Spore drops a magnetized web on Calamitas. An Elite Cactus Knight drops to the ground near Calamitas. It is filled with the spirit of Gamer_Thirteen. "...Hey, Calamitas. If you promise not to attack... we'll talk it out."
"Okay." Calamitas winces as six bullets enter her chest. "Just call off your friend.... please...."
"HEY EVERYONE! HOLD OFF FOR A SEC!" Gamer_Thirteen's voice echoes across the entire thread.
"Thank you...." Calamitas falls to the ground and passes out from exhaustion. Being in an intense battle in a new body can take a lot out of someone, even a goddess.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Four more Thorn Spores arrive in the sky. One Thorn Spore drops a magnetized web on Calamitas. An Elite Cactus Knight drops to the ground near Calamitas. It is filled with the spirit of Gamer_Thirteen. "...Hey, Calamitas. If you promise not to attack... we'll talk it out."
"Okay." Calamitas winces as six bullets enter her chest. "Just call off your friend.... please...."
"HEY EVERYONE! HOLD OFF FOR A SEC!" Gamer_Thirteen's voice echoes across the entire thread.
"Thank you...." Calamitas falls to the ground and passes out from exhaustion. Being in an intense battle in a new body can take a lot out of someone, even a goddess.
"So... if you're a goddess, you promise you won't kill everyone? At least not directly? I will grant you a layer of the Abyss if you want, and you can control rad demon armies from there. But be warned, you must accept all divine consequences for your actions and expect retaliation from deities of law or good if you act on your desires, and you must uphold your portfolio or be subject to demotion from Ao." The Cactus Knight puts its sword away.
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Mmm yes. “Ugggggh. Decide quickly. I really want to try to kill you… but it would probably make some important people upset. Nah… yeah? No…. But yes? Do you consent to being boiled alive in burning chemicals? Or not… UGH decide quickly before I decide.”
Edit: “And wait, like, opened your eyes in a good way? Like I’m super cool now? I was just kinda giving up on life with a bang… or opened your eyes about how awful I am? I like the third option.” He didn’t mention a third option.
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
Mmm yes. “Ugggggh. Decide quickly. I really want to try to kill you… but it would probably make some important people upset. Nah… yeah? No…. But yes? Do you consent to being boiled alive in burning chemicals? Or not… UGH decide quickly before I decide.”
Edit: “And wait, like, opened your eyes in a good way? Like I’m super cool now? I was just kinda giving up on life with a bang… or opened your eyes about how awful I am? I like the third option.” He didn’t mention a third option.
The cactus knight sighs cactusociously. "Yes, the third option."
Calamitas, battered and shocked, staggers away from Elendon. The poison in her blood from Elendon's blades boils into harmless vapor, and she grins. "Heh... looks like I underestimated you...." Calamitas falls to her knees, exhausted. "Look.... I got what I wanted.... I'm a goddess now.... and I've only been fighting out of self-defense...." Her obsidian rapier clatters to the ground. "Yeah, I'm evil. Yeah, I'm sadistic.... so what?... I just wanted to be one of the divine.... and then I'd just, I don't know.... rule the underworld or something...." Calamitas' fiery wings dissipate. "I don't like you.... you don't like me... but what if... this will probably sound stupid, but... what if we just put away our weapons?... Let's end this pointless feud before we destroy each other."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A fire gnome appears from a fiery portal: "Well, I've had just about enough of these stupid laws around interdimensional travel! Next IPD officer that pulls me over for traveling TOO FAST is gonna get sued by ME!"
GLOP looks across the battle feild and sees a teifling he doesn't recognize. "You there! Do you know where I can find Jerry and Mendigo? I lost their location a few days ago, I was tracking them to see where Jerry would build his new world."
GLOP notices all the death and destruction: "Also, you wouldn't happen to know where some BAD A** ROBOT named Calamity is would you?"
The lasers punch right through her, but she simply raises her pistols, takes aim, and fires again.
35 damage: 13
19 damage: 10
30 damage: 11
31 damage: 15
32 damage: 9
23 damage: 9
28 damage: 14
21 damage: 10
33 damage: 13
27 damage: 11
36 damage: 9
17 damage: 10
36 damage: 17
Scyria smile. "I'm just warming up, baby goddess."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Scyria mercilessly raises her guns. "You attacked people under my protection. You will die."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Gosh, more lore?!?! I don’t know how much of this I can take! Honestly, didn’t read all of this… I’m not to worried… Jerry is a god now… right?
also, something I thought of randomly, could I get a tag thingy that says Jerry? Or no? How does that even work? Never mind. I’ll figure it out.
Seeing a battle unfold before himself GLOP realizes the Tiefling IS IN FACT CLAMITAS: "Oh, well that was awkward....anyways....it looks like Elendon has this fight in the bag, so....WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT SCYRIA? WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
Noticing Calamitas is wounded/bloody GLOP sits down on the ground with interest: "I wonder why Elendon hasn't finished her yet...."
Four more Thorn Spores arrive in the sky. One Thorn Spore drops a magnetized web on Calamitas. An Elite Cactus Knight drops to the ground near Calamitas. It is filled with the spirit of Gamer_Thirteen. "...Hey, Calamitas. If you promise not to attack... we'll talk it out."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Okay." Calamitas winces as six bullets enter her chest. "Just call off your friend.... please...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"HEY EVERYONE! HOLD OFF FOR A SEC!" Gamer_Thirteen's voice echoes across the entire thread.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"I didn't realize I was so famous... first that Atemos dude, now this?"
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
The Silver Armies have vacated the battlefield, leaving the gods to deal Calamitas if she's lying.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Thank you...." Calamitas falls to the ground and passes out from exhaustion. Being in an intense battle in a new body can take a lot out of someone, even a goddess.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"So... if you're a goddess, you promise you won't kill everyone? At least not directly? I will grant you a layer of the Abyss if you want, and you can control rad demon armies from there. But be warned, you must accept all divine consequences for your actions and expect retaliation from deities of law or good if you act on your desires, and you must uphold your portfolio or be subject to demotion from Ao." The Cactus Knight puts its sword away.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
“This was much simpler than when I tried to become a god! I literally asked for this deal and SHE tried to kill me. A lot. And then everyone else. So… think about that. I’m angry and I’ll only be passive for so long. IM A GOD NOW WOOOOOOOO”
"It was more complex then, Jerry. We didn't fully understand how things went. But I attended your fire-side story and it really opened my eyes... So how 'bout it, Calamitas?" The Gamer_Thirteen-possessed elite cactus knight offers a hand to Calamitas, aglow with blue fire to seal a contract. "Is it a deal?"
*Bill Ciphering intensifies.*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Mmm yes. “Ugggggh. Decide quickly. I really want to try to kill you… but it would probably make some important people upset. Nah… yeah? No…. But yes? Do you consent to being boiled alive in burning chemicals? Or not… UGH decide quickly before I decide.”
Edit: “And wait, like, opened your eyes in a good way? Like I’m super cool now? I was just kinda giving up on life with a bang… or opened your eyes about how awful I am? I like the third option.” He didn’t mention a third option.
The cactus knight sighs cactusociously. "Yes, the third option."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"HEY JERRY!" GLOP waves enthusiastically while sitting down.
"Wanna come enjoy some kinda burnt popcorn?" The popcorn bag is completely burnt to ash and GLOP is eating charred remains of popcorn from the floor.
The cactus knight (hereby and forever known as Cractalus) takes out a bag of roasted sunflower seeds, waiting for Calamitas to respond.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
“No thanks!”
Jerry casually walks up to you and takes your sunflower seeds. He then starts eating them.