The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
"NO." a voice says. A glowing person dressed in aristocratic clothes descends over the battlefield. She wields two pistols and points them at Calamitas. "You KNEEL."
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The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
"NO." a voice says. A glowing person dressed in aristocratic clothes descends over the battlefield. She wields two pistols and points them at Calamitas. "You KNEEL."
"You think your little toys will stop a GODDESS?" Calamitas snaps her fingers and four floating drones, similar in design to the head of Calamitas' mechanical form, aim their lasers at who I presume is Scyria. "Pathetic as always, I see. You couldn't kill me with two HUNDRED pistols! CALAMITY IS ETERNAL!" The drones each fire their beams. Make four Dex saves.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
"NO." a voice says. A glowing person dressed in aristocratic clothes descends over the battlefield. She wields two pistols and points them at Calamitas. "You KNEEL."
"You think your little toys will stop a GODDESS?" Calamitas snaps her fingers and four floating drones, similar in design to the head of Calamitas' mechanical form, aim their lasers at who I presume is Scyria. "Pathetic as always, I see. You couldn't kill me with two HUNDRED pistols! CALAMITY IS ETERNAL!" The drones each fire their beams. Make four Dex saves.
18
13
23
16
Scyria seems unconcerned and lazily fires her pistols.
30 damage: 11
19 damage: 14
34 damage: 17
32 damage: 10
Any criticals mean you suffer half that damage again next round. Also, ignores resistance/immunity.
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
Calamitas, bleeding from the mouth, smirks. "Should have figured that was gonna be the case." She presses her hands on the barrier, and it shatters. "Didn't you hear me when I said to make the fight fair?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
Calamitas, bleeding from the mouth, smirks. "Should have figured that was gonna be the case." She presses her hands on the barrier, and it shatters. "Didn't you hear me when I said to make the fight fair?"
Elendon laughs, as the radiance around his flashes blindingly.
Make a Con save (Disadvantage since Calamitas is classed as a fiend I believe. I mean, she's a giant tiefling and all), taking 449 radiant damage on a fail, or half as much on a success. In addition, if Calamitas fails, she is blinded for 2 minutes.
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
Calamitas, bleeding from the mouth, smirks. "Should have figured that was gonna be the case." She presses her hands on the barrier, and it shatters. "Didn't you hear me when I said to make the fight fair?"
Elendon laughs, as the radiance around his flashes blindingly.
Make a Con save (Disadvantage since Calamitas is classed as a fiend I believe. I mean, she's a giant tiefling and all), taking 449 radiant damage on a fail, or half as much on a success. In addition, if Calamitas fails, she is blinded for 2 minutes.
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
Calamitas, bleeding from the mouth, smirks. "Should have figured that was gonna be the case." She presses her hands on the barrier, and it shatters. "Didn't you hear me when I said to make the fight fair?"
Elendon laughs, as the radiance around his flashes blindingly.
Make a Con save (Disadvantage since Calamitas is classed as a fiend I believe. I mean, she's a giant tiefling and all), taking 449 radiant damage on a fail, or half as much on a success. In addition, if Calamitas fails, she is blinded for 2 minutes.
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Elendon looks at Calamitas. "How interesting, dearie, but you'll have to resist better than that to defeat me." With that, He simply vanishes from her hands.
Seeing as Elendon and their leader is gone, four of the cacti bow before Calamitas, five assume battle stances, and three run for their Thorn Spore miniship.
The Cacti land deftly, protected from the explosion and the fall by the Shields. "Is it done? Have we defeated the Profane Goddess?" One of the cacti asks the elite knight.
The Elite Knight's helmet lay on a pile of cinders, with Calamitas standing over it. Calamitas looks up at the cacti standing before her, and a malicious grin flashes across her face. "Your leader is DEAD. I will give you two options: Kneel and know your place...." Calamitas' eyes are blazing with scarlet fire. "Or PERISH!"
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
Calamitas, bleeding from the mouth, smirks. "Should have figured that was gonna be the case." She presses her hands on the barrier, and it shatters. "Didn't you hear me when I said to make the fight fair?"
Elendon laughs, as the radiance around his flashes blindingly.
Make a Con save (Disadvantage since Calamitas is classed as a fiend I believe. I mean, she's a giant tiefling and all), taking 449 radiant damage on a fail, or half as much on a success. In addition, if Calamitas fails, she is blinded for 2 minutes.
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Elendon looks at Calamitas. "How interesting, dearie, but you'll have to resist better than that to defeat me." With that, He simply vanishes from her hands.
Suddenly, a barrage of attacks hit Calamitas from behind, as Elendon goes into his usual furious attack routine, this time spicing things up a little with a few new abilities thrown on top of it.
Attack 1: 49 to hit. 194 slashing, 65 fire, 52 cold, 84 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 29 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 49 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 2: 51 to hit. 181 slashing, 58 fire, 60 cold, 87 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 46 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 30 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 3: 50 to hit. 182 slashing, 47 fire, 72 cold, 66 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 56 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 31 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 4: 50 to hit. 169 slashing, 44 fire, 55 cold, 67 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 53 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 31 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 5: 49 to hit. 219 slashing, 41 fire, 45 cold, 63 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 51 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 20 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 6: 55 to hit. 200 slashing, 44 fire, 62 cold, 71 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 67 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 32 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 7: 49 to hit. 190 slashing, 49 fire, 58 cold, 92 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 64 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 30 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 8: 40 to hit. 182 slashing, 53 fire, 49 cold, 77 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 52 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 30 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 9: 55 to hit. 219 slashing, 44 fire, 51 cold, 85 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 51 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 27 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 10: 49 to hit. 193 slashing, 52 fire, 67 cold, 85 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 48 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 39 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 11: 41 to hit. 210 slashing, 59 fire, 65 cold, 77 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 74 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 51 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 12: 37 to hit. 199 slashing, 41 fire, 50 cold, 57 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 53 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 44 poison at the start of each round.
As soon as Elendon finishes the attack routine, a brilliant blue ring flies out from him, hitting Calamitas and dealing 159 bludgeoning damage and sending her flying backwards 100 ft.
*Oh, and as always, all damage ignores resistance and immunity!*
"NO." a voice says. A glowing person dressed in aristocratic clothes descends over the battlefield. She wields two pistols and points them at Calamitas. "You KNEEL."
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Elendon walks over to Calamitas.
"Really? You're still here? Although I must say that I like the whole infernal thing you got going on, but still."
"You think your little toys will stop a GODDESS?" Calamitas snaps her fingers and four floating drones, similar in design to the head of Calamitas' mechanical form, aim their lasers at who I presume is Scyria. "Pathetic as always, I see. You couldn't kill me with two HUNDRED pistols! CALAMITY IS ETERNAL!" The drones each fire their beams. Make four Dex saves.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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"Ah, so the inferior 'god' decided to crawl out of his miserable hole of a demiplane, I see." Calamitas grins as her scarlet wings unfurl again. "Well YOU'RE TOO LATE! Before, I was a fool. I was no god, and deep down I knew that. But NOW, I have finally taken the divine status I deserve, and there is NOTHING you can do! So I'll say this ONE. LAST. TIME." Calamitas walks up to Elendon, and grabs him by the throat, raising him above the ground. "KNEEL. OR. DIE!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Scyria seems unconcerned and lazily fires her pistols.
30 damage: 11
19 damage: 14
34 damage: 17
32 damage: 10
Any criticals mean you suffer half that damage again next round. Also, ignores resistance/immunity.
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Trash rolls...*
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Elendon just raises and eybrow, before glowing with an intense, holy light that burns Calamitas.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," He says as 194 Solar suddenly appear behind him, and surrounding Calamitas.
Calamitas just sighs. "Same old tricks, Starguide? *sigh* I expected better from you." Calamitas snaps her fingers again, and all of the Solars are dragged into rifts in the ground by flaming red tendrils. "There we are. Let's keep this a fair fight, shall we?"
Calamitas tries to snap Elendon's neck. 32 to hit, 279 damage that ignore resistance and immunity. Then she punches him in the face about twenty times. Not much damage, just as more of an insult. Calamitas then turns away to address Scyria.
Scyria, you take 158 damage from the lasers, and you take half that damage at the start of your next turn. Calamitas coughs up a bullet that landed in her throat, and simply doesn't care. "Well, you chose your fate. I hate to do this to you. Actually, that was a lie! I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU TO BLOODY RIBBONS!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The damage is reflected back at Calamitas, courtesy of his Reflection Shield. Besides, that actually wasn't a high enough to-hit to actually hit him, lol.
Calamitas, bleeding from the mouth, smirks. "Should have figured that was gonna be the case." She presses her hands on the barrier, and it shatters. "Didn't you hear me when I said to make the fight fair?"
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*One thing to say... all Calamity Cacti wear straw hats, so the knight's HAT is what lays on the pile of cinders. Also...*
The rest of the Cacti, outraged, target Calamitas with their minds! Make twelve intelligence saves!
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Elendon laughs, as the radiance around his flashes blindingly.
Make a Con save (Disadvantage since Calamitas is classed as a fiend I believe. I mean, she's a giant tiefling and all), taking 449 radiant damage on a fail, or half as much on a success. In addition, if Calamitas fails, she is blinded for 2 minutes.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*That... can't be it. Why did you add 16?*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Elendon looks at Calamitas. "How interesting, dearie, but you'll have to resist better than that to defeat me." With that, He simply vanishes from her hands.
*Because Calamitas is a god with a high INT score and proficiency in Intelligence saving throws, that's why*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*But... +16???*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Seeing as Elendon and their leader is gone, four of the cacti bow before Calamitas, five assume battle stances, and three run for their Thorn Spore miniship.
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I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Suddenly, a barrage of attacks hit Calamitas from behind, as Elendon goes into his usual furious attack routine, this time spicing things up a little with a few new abilities thrown on top of it.
Attack 1: 49 to hit. 194 slashing, 65 fire, 52 cold, 84 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 29 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 49 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 2: 51 to hit. 181 slashing, 58 fire, 60 cold, 87 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 46 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 30 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 3: 50 to hit. 182 slashing, 47 fire, 72 cold, 66 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 56 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 31 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 4: 50 to hit. 169 slashing, 44 fire, 55 cold, 67 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 53 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 31 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 5: 49 to hit. 219 slashing, 41 fire, 45 cold, 63 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 51 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 20 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 6: 55 to hit. 200 slashing, 44 fire, 62 cold, 71 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 67 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 32 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 7: 49 to hit. 190 slashing, 49 fire, 58 cold, 92 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 64 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 30 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 8: 40 to hit. 182 slashing, 53 fire, 49 cold, 77 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 52 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 30 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 9: 55 to hit. 219 slashing, 44 fire, 51 cold, 85 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 51 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 27 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 10: 49 to hit. 193 slashing, 52 fire, 67 cold, 85 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 48 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 39 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 11: 41 to hit. 210 slashing, 59 fire, 65 cold, 77 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 74 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 51 poison at the start of each round.
Attack 12: 37 to hit. 199 slashing, 41 fire, 50 cold, 57 electric damage. Calamitas must also make a Con Save, taking 53 poison on a fail, or half as much on a success. On a fail, Calamitas takes an additional 44 poison at the start of each round.
As soon as Elendon finishes the attack routine, a brilliant blue ring flies out from him, hitting Calamitas and dealing 159 bludgeoning damage and sending her flying backwards 100 ft.
*Oh, and as always, all damage ignores resistance and immunity!*