After a bit, the dog turns and walks inside, shaking itself off. "Man, it is starting to get a bit warm outside."
The salesman quickly hides his marketable voodoo doll plushie prototype.
But not before giving it a quick pet.
After walking around for a bit, the dog stops next to the salesman, sniffing his area. "OOoo, I smell another anomaly!"
"No, I have no idea what you're - wait, you can smell those?"
The dog chuckles. "Gee, I wonder how else I could possibly tell?"
The salesman looks at the logo on his briefcase. And his clipboard. And his overcoat.
"Anyway, you interested in anything? I just got my hands on an Omega Wonder Rock. They've only sold one a couple of million years back, but now they've reduced the size and changed the name, so it's bound to sell!"
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
After a bit, the dog turns and walks inside, shaking itself off. "Man, it is starting to get a bit warm outside."
The salesman quickly hides his marketable voodoo doll plushie prototype.
But not before giving it a quick pet.
After walking around for a bit, the dog stops next to the salesman, sniffing his area. "OOoo, I smell another anomaly!"
"No, I have no idea what you're - wait, you can smell those?"
The dog chuckles. "Gee, I wonder how else I could possibly tell?"
The salesman looks at the logo on his briefcase. And his clipboard. And his overcoat.
"Anyway, you interested in anything? I just got my hands on an Omega Wonder Rock. They've only sold one a couple of million years back, but now they've reduced the size and changed the name, so it's bound to sell!"
The dog tilts his head. "Hm, I wish I had money, or else I'd buy, but, well, I'm a dog, bud."
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"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"
Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.
"Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"
"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.
"Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"
They do so, but a cloud of static appears around their head. After a few seconds, the hat catches fire and the static stops.
"Hmm. Okay, that didn't work. But what would?" He starts rummaging through the case again.
Elsenova takes off the hat, and puts out the fire.
"Okay, let's try this. It's simple, but it's fun." He hands her what looks like a jacobs ladder, but it has photos of him and what is presumably his family on it.
"You try."
Elsenova takes it, and the images all turn to static, except for one. For the briefest instant, one of the images appears to be of an old house in the woods.
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"Well, that didn't work as well as I had hoped. Does anybody got a screwdriver or something?!"
Elsenova walks over to the salesman. "-I can help." A screwdriver bit comes out from the tip of their finger, and they help fix the briefcase.
"Thank you! For helping me, how about a free toy?" He looks in his case. "So, uh, you're not on my list, I guess since you were never a child, so, uh... what do you like?"
"-I---- I don't---- remember----" Elsenova looks both panicked and a little sad.
"Ah..." The salesman looks in his case. "Here, try this!" He puts a party hat on her head. "Imagine anything! Anything at all!"
They do so, but a cloud of static appears around their head. After a few seconds, the hat catches fire and the static stops.
"Hmm. Okay, that didn't work. But what would?" He starts rummaging through the case again.
Elsenova takes off the hat, and puts out the fire.
"Okay, let's try this. It's simple, but it's fun." He hands her what looks like a jacobs ladder, but it has photos of him and what is presumably his family on it.
"You try."
Elsenova takes it, and the images all turn to static, except for one. For the briefest instant, one of the images appears to be of an old house in the woods.
"Got it! We find that place, we find who made you, and your loving parents will know what kind of toys to buy you!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A young man enters the cafe, dressed in a coat that covers his chest mostly, a peek of an orange jumpsuit under it, which explains the orange pants they're wearing. They have short brown hair, pale skin, and gray eyes
A young man enters the cafe, dressed in a coat that covers his chest mostly, a peek of an orange jumpsuit under it, which explains the orange pants they're wearing. They have short brown hair, pale skin, and gray eyes
A young man enters the cafe, dressed in a coat that covers his chest mostly, a peek of an orange jumpsuit under it, which explains the orange pants they're wearing. They have short brown hair, pale skin, and gray eyes
Nessa waves. "Who might you be?"
"Oh, hello i'm..." He says in a very fake accent, looking down at the pinned on lab badge with a picture of someone who's definatly not this guy, "Doctor Jerome."
Incorso orders a black coffee.
The dog is wandering around.
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"No, I have no idea what you're - wait, you can smell those?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The dog chuckles. "Gee, I wonder how else I could possibly tell?"
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Bertrand attempts to pet them
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
The salesman looks at the logo on his briefcase. And his clipboard. And his overcoat.
"Anyway, you interested in anything? I just got my hands on an Omega Wonder Rock. They've only sold one a couple of million years back, but now they've reduced the size and changed the name, so it's bound to sell!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hey! Hey! Watch those hands, man!" The dog dodges the pets.
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The dog tilts his head. "Hm, I wish I had money, or else I'd buy, but, well, I'm a dog, bud."
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Nessa raises an eyebrow. "Are you a scp doctor?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Is Nessa talking to Incorso?*
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*Sure*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He fixes his glasses, looking up at her. "Scientist, more specifically."
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"Kain Pathos Crow?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Ok, i think i have an idea :D*
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*Wait a minute, please clear this up, Incorso and the dog are different characters, who is Nessa talking to? We may have to retcon.*
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Elsenova takes it, and the images all turn to static, except for one. For the briefest instant, one of the images appears to be of an old house in the woods.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Got it! We find that place, we find who made you, and your loving parents will know what kind of toys to buy you!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A young man enters the cafe, dressed in a coat that covers his chest mostly, a peek of an orange jumpsuit under it, which explains the orange pants they're wearing. They have short brown hair, pale skin, and gray eyes
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Nessa is asking Incorso about the dog*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Nessa waves. "Who might you be?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Oh, hello i'm..." He says in a very fake accent, looking down at the pinned on lab badge with a picture of someone who's definatly not this guy, "Doctor Jerome."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND