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A signal is coming from the woods. When it hits radios, it seems to just be garbage noise with a very mild hypnotic effect. When it hits scrying tools (such as crystal balls), however, what happens is they get an image of a kitchen with mild distortion, a lanky construct with a cubic head, antenna, and humanoid clothing explaining how to cook and how magic factors into each component, explaining the magic itself with fun and interesting props and demonstrations.
At appropriate points, the sensor cuts to the construct going out and exploring a nightmarish carnival, talking to (visibly uncomfortable) experts, performing skits, and gathering fresh ingredients related to the dish they are making. They seem to be very interested in "nature," taking the time to pull the sensor over to watch fights go down, sometimes even getting involved.
By the time the signal calms down, about 20-something minutes after the show began, they have made some decadent meal and completed a story arc that had been used as a framing device. It often ends with the construct getting attacked by dagger-toothed clowns or children with masks. Afterwards, it just shows a word in white on a black background: Loddie.
Mint stares at the strange cook show, confused
*Where are they watching it from? Also, could I have a description?*
*They are watching it from a small clearish orb, and they are a white furred tabaxi with lynxlike ears and a long swaying tail. She has general pirate clothing, and a rapier and a shortsword. She has pitch black eyes with white circular pupils*
*Adorable*
Suddenly, without warning, it cuts to what we would call a Public Service Announcement. It's the cook, torn apart and lying against a tree. Text on the orb reads S A V E T H E M.
Then it cuts back to the cooking show, but everything is covered in blood, and the cook is staring directly at the sensor, their screen black.
*Yeah*
They try to recall if they remember any place like that
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*Is anyone else interested in my intro? It's a TV-head robot demidude with violent tendencies and a love of science!*
*it's something, but it doesn't get my juices flowing. sorry.*
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*Is anyone else interested in my intro? It's a TV-head robot demidude with violent tendencies and a love of science!*
(i would be interested, lemme find the intro)
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
there is a crunching of leaves, and out of the darkness of the woods steps a....man. he is a little stange looking, and as you look longer, the strangeness only increases. "Howdy" he says, his accent almost musical. "Don't suppose ah can come in?"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
there is a crunching of leaves, and out of the darkness of the woods steps a....man. he is a little stange looking, and as you look longer, the strangeness only increases. "Howdy" he says, his accent almost musical. "Don't suppose ah can come in?"
A signal is coming from the woods. When it hits radios, it seems to just be garbage noise with a very mild hypnotic effect. When it hits scrying tools (such as crystal balls), however, what happens is they get an image of a kitchen with mild distortion, a lanky construct with a cubic head, antenna, and humanoid clothing explaining how to cook and how magic factors into each component, explaining the magic itself with fun and interesting props and demonstrations.
At appropriate points, the sensor cuts to the construct going out and exploring a nightmarish carnival, talking to (visibly uncomfortable) experts, performing skits, and gathering fresh ingredients related to the dish they are making. They seem to be very interested in "nature," taking the time to pull the sensor over to watch fights go down, sometimes even getting involved.
By the time the signal calms down, about 20-something minutes after the show began, they have made some decadent meal and completed a story arc that had been used as a framing device. It often ends with the construct getting attacked by dagger-toothed clowns or children with masks. Afterwards, it just shows a word in white on a black background: Loddie.
Someone is in the forest observing the robot. Cloaked in shadow, Elijah is writing notes on the show. He decides it for the best he doesn’t get close, but he lets Collin go ahead and check things out. A puddle of Liquid Metal appears in front of the construct, rippling like waves.
Damian is working in his garden, humming to himself as he adds a few plants to hang out with the rest of their new family.
Ambrosia is reading up on the library alone. She is wearing a thin black dress, an empty glass of wine sitting at the table in front of her.
Marie is still preparing for her wedding, currently looking at the place she decided for a venue, the broken down church she found Jax in.
"you're not watering Larry enough." Sam says from nearby, approaching and crunching into an apple
In her head rings out a high-pitched ringing. It seems to echo off the walls.
Lilac is scouting the location with her, sniffing around
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*okay I'm here fr now*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
He walks over to them, giving them a hug “Hello.”
He smiles, putting down his pencil, “Howdy, Basil.”
“Better every single day, but that’s probably just because I’m marrying you.” He smiles, thinking about the same with her.
*Yeah*
They try to recall if they remember any place like that
*GTG*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*anybody want to rp? I'm actually back now.*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Please, I would love to. Who would you like?*
*I need a Sam/Damian, and anybody else*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*...*
*Is anyone else interested in my intro? It's a TV-head robot demidude with violent tendencies and a love of science!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*it's something, but it doesn't get my juices flowing. sorry.*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Sorry, I’ll rp with it if you want, just thought you were already busy. Do you want anyone specific?*
*Sure.*
Damian is working in his garden, humming to himself as he adds a few plants to hang out with the rest of their new family.
Ambrosia is reading up on the library alone. She is wearing a thin black dress, an empty glass of wine sitting at the table in front of her.
Marie is still preparing for her wedding, currently looking at the place she decided for a venue, the broken down church she found Jax in.
(i would be interested, lemme find the intro)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
there is a crunching of leaves, and out of the darkness of the woods steps a....man. he is a little stange looking, and as you look longer, the strangeness only increases. "Howdy" he says, his accent almost musical. "Don't suppose ah can come in?"
*the picture, CW, genuinley unsettling [LINK]*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*that's not unsettling*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Ello.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Someone is in the forest observing the robot. Cloaked in shadow, Elijah is writing notes on the show. He decides it for the best he doesn’t get close, but he lets Collin go ahead and check things out. A puddle of Liquid Metal appears in front of the construct, rippling like waves.
*Hello.*
*I would love to RP with you. Anyone with some machine skills would be wonderful. Or someone with Mending or healing abilities.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"you're not watering Larry enough." Sam says from nearby, approaching and crunching into an apple
In her head rings out a high-pitched ringing. It seems to echo off the walls.
Lilac is scouting the location with her, sniffing around
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25