A signal is coming from the woods. When it hits radios, it seems to just be garbage noise with a very mild hypnotic effect. When it hits scrying tools (such as crystal balls), however, what happens is they get an image of a kitchen with mild distortion, a lanky construct with a cubic head, antenna, and humanoid clothing explaining how to cook and how magic factors into each component, explaining the magic itself with fun and interesting props and demonstrations.
At appropriate points, the sensor cuts to the construct going out and exploring a nightmarish carnival, talking to (visibly uncomfortable) experts, performing skits, and gathering fresh ingredients related to the dish they are making. They seem to be very interested in "nature," taking the time to pull the sensor over to watch fights go down, sometimes even getting involved.
By the time the signal calms down, about 20-something minutes after the show began, they have made some decadent meal and completed a story arc that had been used as a framing device. It often ends with the construct getting attacked by dagger-toothed clowns or children with masks. Afterwards, it just shows a word in white on a black background: Loddie.
Mint stares at the strange cook show, confused
*Where are they watching it from? Also, could I have a description?*
*They are watching it from a small clearish orb, and they are a white furred tabaxi with lynxlike ears and a long swaying tail. She has general pirate clothing, and a rapier and a shortsword. She has pitch black eyes with white circular pupils*
*Adorable*
Suddenly, without warning, it cuts to what we would call a Public Service Announcement. It's the cook, torn apart and lying against a tree. Text on the orb reads S A V E T H E M.
Then it cuts back to the cooking show, but everything is covered in blood, and the cook is staring directly at the sensor, their screen black.
*Yeah*
They try to recall if they remember any place like that
*Is anyone else interested in my intro? It's a TV-head robot demidude with violent tendencies and a love of science!*
(i would be interested, lemme find the intro)
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
there is a crunching of leaves, and out of the darkness of the woods steps a....man. he is a little stange looking, and as you look longer, the strangeness only increases. "Howdy" he says, his accent almost musical. "Don't suppose ah can come in?"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
there is a crunching of leaves, and out of the darkness of the woods steps a....man. he is a little stange looking, and as you look longer, the strangeness only increases. "Howdy" he says, his accent almost musical. "Don't suppose ah can come in?"
A signal is coming from the woods. When it hits radios, it seems to just be garbage noise with a very mild hypnotic effect. When it hits scrying tools (such as crystal balls), however, what happens is they get an image of a kitchen with mild distortion, a lanky construct with a cubic head, antenna, and humanoid clothing explaining how to cook and how magic factors into each component, explaining the magic itself with fun and interesting props and demonstrations.
At appropriate points, the sensor cuts to the construct going out and exploring a nightmarish carnival, talking to (visibly uncomfortable) experts, performing skits, and gathering fresh ingredients related to the dish they are making. They seem to be very interested in "nature," taking the time to pull the sensor over to watch fights go down, sometimes even getting involved.
By the time the signal calms down, about 20-something minutes after the show began, they have made some decadent meal and completed a story arc that had been used as a framing device. It often ends with the construct getting attacked by dagger-toothed clowns or children with masks. Afterwards, it just shows a word in white on a black background: Loddie.
Someone is in the forest observing the robot. Cloaked in shadow, Elijah is writing notes on the show. He decides it for the best he doesn’t get close, but he lets Collin go ahead and check things out. A puddle of Liquid Metal appears in front of the construct, rippling like waves.
He walks over to them, giving them a hug “Hello.”
He smiles, putting down his pencil, “Howdy, Basil.”
“Better every single day, but that’s probably just because I’m marrying you.” He smiles, thinking about the same with her.
*Yeah*
They try to recall if they remember any place like that
*GTG*
Sig but long ^w^
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Please, I would love to. Who would you like?*
*...*
*Is anyone else interested in my intro? It's a TV-head robot demidude with violent tendencies and a love of science!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Sorry, I’ll rp with it if you want, just thought you were already busy. Do you want anyone specific?*
*Sure.*
Damian is working in his garden, humming to himself as he adds a few plants to hang out with the rest of their new family.
Ambrosia is reading up on the library alone. She is wearing a thin black dress, an empty glass of wine sitting at the table in front of her.
Marie is still preparing for her wedding, currently looking at the place she decided for a venue, the broken down church she found Jax in.
(i would be interested, lemme find the intro)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
there is a crunching of leaves, and out of the darkness of the woods steps a....man. he is a little stange looking, and as you look longer, the strangeness only increases. "Howdy" he says, his accent almost musical. "Don't suppose ah can come in?"
*the picture, CW, genuinley unsettling [LINK]*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*that's not unsettling*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Ello.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Someone is in the forest observing the robot. Cloaked in shadow, Elijah is writing notes on the show. He decides it for the best he doesn’t get close, but he lets Collin go ahead and check things out. A puddle of Liquid Metal appears in front of the construct, rippling like waves.
*Hello.*
*I would love to RP with you. Anyone with some machine skills would be wonderful. Or someone with Mending or healing abilities.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels