They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
They smile.
"Hah! Yeah..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
They smile.
"Hah! Yeah..."
“So, Kiwi, what brings you here?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
They smile.
"Hah! Yeah..."
“So, Kiwi, what brings you here?”
"Depression."3
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
“You don’t look sad. You ever had a lover?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
They smile.
"Hah! Yeah..."
“So, Kiwi, what brings you here?”
"Depression."3
“Really? Me too! It’s a small world.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
*Amazing.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
“Kiwis?”
"... Sure."
“What do you think of them?”
"They're... nice."
“Agreed! I like that tingly feeling they have on your tongue and the shade of green.”
"Yeah..."
“I wonder if this place has kiwis…”
"I... I do too... I do too..."
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
They smile.
"Hah! Yeah..."
“So, Kiwi, what brings you here?”
"Depression."3
“Really? Me too! It’s a small world.”
"It is, isn't it?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
“You don’t look sad. You ever had a lover?”
She takes another gulp of her drink. “I am an immortal wishgranting caretaker of humans comparable to a demigod, I don’t have time for such things. The only people I love, even as -sort of- family, are my Godchildren. The first few, at least.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
“You don’t look sad. You ever had a lover?”
She takes another gulp of her drink. “I am an immortal wishgranting caretaker of humans comparable to a demigod, I don’t have time for such things. The only people I love, even as -sort of- family, are my Godchildren. The first few, at least.”
“Try enjoying yourself. That might help.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"I... I do too... I do too..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Well, it has one Kiwi! You!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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They smile.
"Hah! Yeah..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“So, Kiwi, what brings you here?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Depression."3
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“You don’t look sad. You ever had a lover?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
“Really? Me too! It’s a small world.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Amazing.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"It is, isn't it?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
She takes another gulp of her drink. “I am an immortal wishgranting caretaker of humans comparable to a demigod, I don’t have time for such things. The only people I love, even as -sort of- family, are my Godchildren. The first few, at least.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"I would mind you asking."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Try enjoying yourself. That might help.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I... wow."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Yeah! Wow!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*cut with Banan*
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!