*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
“You don’t look sad. You ever had a lover?”
She takes another gulp of her drink. “I am an immortal wishgranting caretaker of humans comparable to a demigod, I don’t have time for such things. The only people I love, even as -sort of- family, are my Godchildren. The first few, at least.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
“…Get out.”
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
A single tear rolls down his face. “You don’t know that.”
She sighs. “I-… am really not qualified to be talking about this- but-… I have a question for you then, that can clear this up for the both of us-… how did he react to you forsaking your godhood?”
“He cried for me. He cried that I cared so much about him. He cried tears of joy that we would die together… but then he left early.”
“One… moment.” She summons herself a glass and a bottle of liquor. She then decides to drink straight from the bottle, tossing the glass away. She puts the bottle down next to her, looking back up to him. “Alright, good. He probably loved you then. Then he died. How sad.” She says, looking at him dead in the eyes. She hiccups.
“You don’t look sad. You ever had a lover?”
She takes another gulp of her drink. “I am an immortal wishgranting caretaker of humans comparable to a demigod, I don’t have time for such things. The only people I love, even as -sort of- family, are my Godchildren. The first few, at least.”
“Try enjoying yourself. That might help.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
She takes another gulp of her drink. “I am an immortal wishgranting caretaker of humans comparable to a demigod, I don’t have time for such things. The only people I love, even as -sort of- family, are my Godchildren. The first few, at least.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"I would mind you asking."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Try enjoying yourself. That might help.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I... wow."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Yeah! Wow!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*cut with Banan*
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"... Wow."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Dude first I was in a mood for DMing, now I’m in a mood for getting into other systems. What will it be next…*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“It is! A great burden.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"... Yes..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“How long have you been alive for?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!