“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Dude first I was in a mood for DMing, now I’m in a mood for getting into other systems. What will it be next…*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
She pouts childishly in a mocking manner. “My business.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
She pouts childishly in a mocking manner. “My business.”
“For your life?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
“Very before kiwis.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
“Very before kiwis.”
"Indeed..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
She pouts childishly in a mocking manner. “My business.”
“For your life?”
”Nuh-Uh! I myself am immune to the creeping passage of time.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
”I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. Doin’ what makes me happy, yessiree!” She waves her wand and the rain stops immediately. “Helpin’ people out with all of their-“ she waves her wand at him. “Problems.-… in fact, Y’know, if you ever wanted something you couldn’t get without a whole bunch of magic, I’d be happy to grant your wishes.” She smiles. Her smile isn’t very odd (well, for her, I mean, she’s a kooky lady who robs graves and teleports through dirt), but it’s… it’s unnerving. Her eyes show no genuine emotion, no happiness. No desire to help.
“Really? Considering that you do things for a price, I wouldn’t say that.”
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
She pouts childishly in a mocking manner. “My business.”
“For your life?”
”Nuh-Uh! I myself am immune to the creeping passage of time.”
“For the life of someone else? A pet dog or cat? I could imagine you with a pet… a pet snake. Poisonous.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
“Very before kiwis.”
"Indeed..."
“Well, hmmm. I don’t know what to talk about!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
“Very before kiwis.”
"Indeed..."
“Well, hm
mm. I don’t know what to talk about!”
"Neither do I... I'm afraid I'm not the best at conversation."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“What sort of depression, if you don’t mind me asking?”
"I would mind you asking."
“Sorry! Well, me, I used to be a god. Then I sacrificed myself for my dear old husband. But now I’m still immortal and I have to lose all my memories to become mortal. And THEN I lost my powers! Who came up with that rule?”
"I... wow."
“Yeah! Wow!”
"Well... you used to be a god?"
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
"... Wow."
“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
“It is! A great burden.”
"... Yes..."
“How long have you been alive for?”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
“Very before kiwis.”
"Indeed..."
“Well, hm
mm. I don’t know what to talk about!”
"Neither do I... I'm afraid I'm not the best at conversation."
“People tell me I’m energetic. Too energetic.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Day and storms, Kiwi. Day and storms.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"... Wow."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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“And you’re an elf! You live a very long time too!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Dude first I was in a mood for DMing, now I’m in a mood for getting into other systems. What will it be next…*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Yes... althoough, I too understand how much of a burden immortality is..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“It is! A great burden.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
“Listen, my price is 7 years of your life. You said you have at least a thousand left to live. Is 7 years off that number really that bad? And the things I can do-“ she waves her wand again, and a nearby weed is suddenly shaped and grown into a whole carriage, over the course of just a few seconds. A pair of feral rats turns into two (very confused) human servants, and four nearby cockroaches polymorph into elegant, white horses. With another swish of her wand, it all disappears. “that’s an old Fairy Godmother trick~”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"... Yes..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Still. Why do you need seven years of my life?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“How long have you been alive for?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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She pouts childishly in a mocking manner. “My business.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Goin on three hundred, now,"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“For your life?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
“Very before kiwis.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Indeed..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
”Nuh-Uh! I myself am immune to the creeping passage of time.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“For the life of someone else? A pet dog or cat? I could imagine you with a pet… a pet snake. Poisonous.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“Well, hmmm. I don’t know what to talk about!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Neither do I... I'm afraid I'm not the best at conversation."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“People tell me I’m energetic. Too energetic.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!