Arnold takes the lamb and throws a couple copper pieces to the barman. He starts eating it ravenously, as if he hasn't had much food lately. "Thanks for the food!"
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A very muscular female kobold walks into the tavern. She is dressed in leathers and hides, practically bristling with weapons, and wearing a mask made from the skull of a much larger kobold.
She sidles up to the bar, squawks sharply, and bellows a single word: “BEER!!”
“Thanks.” The female Kobold chugs the beer down in a single gulp, wipes her mouth on the back of her glove, belches loudly, and then pushes her empty mug back towards the bartender. She simply says “more beer,” as she reaches into her pouch and tosses a silver piece onto the bar.
Arnold takes the lamb and throws a couple copper pieces to the barman. He starts eating it ravenously, as if he hasn't had much food lately. "Thanks for the food!"
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HERE.A very muscular female kobold walks into the tavern. She is dressed in leathers and hides, practically bristling with weapons, and wearing a mask made from the skull of a much larger kobold.
She sidles up to the bar, squawks sharply, and bellows a single word: “BEER!!”
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“Hey, who’s a girl gotta kill to get a beer around here?”
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"Oh, sorry!"
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“So where’s my beer?”
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"Here it is!" he hands her a large beer, slightly nervous.
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“Thanks.” The female Kobold chugs the beer down in a single gulp, wipes her mouth on the back of her glove, belches loudly, and then pushes her empty mug back towards the bartender. She simply says “more beer,” as she reaches into her pouch and tosses a silver piece onto the bar.
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"Whoa." he simply says.
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“Didn’t you hear me? I said ‘more beer.’”
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He makes more beer "Here you go!... Again."
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“Tell me” says the female kobold as she sips her beer this time, “have you rooms? And is there a game around? I feel like throwing some bones.”
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"I have rooms, and what sort of games?"
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“Are the rooms clean?” She asks. She pauses to sip her beer again and says “you know, the bones,” as she pulls out a set of knucklebone dice.
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"the rooms are clean, and where did you get the dice?" he says nervously.
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“Then I’ll take a room. How much? And where do you think I got the dice?” Asks the female kobold with a smirk on her face.
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"The rooms cost one GP, and Did you get the dice of a gnome?"
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Then female kobold drops a gp on the bar and says “think bigger.”
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"Giant?" He says a bit louder
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“Not that big. Orc. Those are Orc knucklebones. I harvested them myself, and had an artisan carve them up for me as a souvenir.”
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"That is so cool!"
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