*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
Hey, that is the name of the superpower I created for my book. Quantum Entanglement.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
The flora surrounding The lands of the Dragon Slayers shudders all at once. One by one, all the leaves fly off, revealing a magnificent swarm of moths and butterflies, with a few beetles amongst them for good measure. They range from the size of a bee to the height a man, and once they all enter the sky, they group upon each other. Layer upon layer gathers. Soon, layer upon layer leaves. Almost as sudden as it began, all the creatures return to the branches they rested upon, becoming indistinguishable from their surrounding. I stand in the orb they previously made, with a moth on my outstretched finger.
“I thank you, our dear allies, not just for the statue, and not just for access to you and your deities assistance. I thank you for protecting them both. Truly, this alliance will bring glory upon Jeff and our people. Along with the fear in our enemies.”
The king watches these events, and the arrival of the gifts, through the reflection in his all seeing blade. Visions of all shine though both the natural eyes of the land and through his fellow dragon slayer Draken's eyes, and he is pleased with what he sees.
The battle celebrated surely was a triumphant one, and a jolly good time for both the cult of Jeff and the Dragon Slayers. The king rallies together some troops and spell weavers, and swings by the spider guild for a favour, before heading off to bring the people of Jeff gifts in return.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
Oh goodness me! I haven't a clue how this could have happened. Please accept my deepest apologies. My anomalous nature springs up at the most inopportune moments.
Oh, no worries my good sir! Quantum entanglement is a quite nifty secret to have unlocked!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*maybe don't comment on this string they WILL kill you*
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
A little girl runs through the dark woods, tripping over the thick undergrowth. Desperate for safety. He is right there. Behind her. The wolf.
”mother said I shouldn’t stray from the path- mother said this would happen if I went out so late in such bright reds- mother said-“
my dearest darlings! This is Archfey’s alternate account, is it possible this one could be added to the Dragon Slayers Club PM? I am currently unable to access my main account, though I’ll fix that within a few days.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
A little girl runs through the dark woods, tripping over the thick undergrowth. Desperate for safety. He is right there. Behind her. The wolf.
”mother said I shouldn’t stray from the path- mother said this would happen if I went out so late in such bright reds- mother said-“
my dearest darlings! This is Archfey’s alternate account, is it possible this one could be added to the Dragon Slayers Club PM? I am currently unable to access my main account, though I’ll fix that within a few days.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
may I join? I make stories and read lots of books.
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
Hey, that is the name of the superpower I created for my book. Quantum Entanglement.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
The flora surrounding The lands of the Dragon Slayers shudders all at once. One by one, all the leaves fly off, revealing a magnificent swarm of moths and butterflies, with a few beetles amongst them for good measure. They range from the size of a bee to the height a man, and once they all enter the sky, they group upon each other. Layer upon layer gathers. Soon, layer upon layer leaves. Almost as sudden as it began, all the creatures return to the branches they rested upon, becoming indistinguishable from their surrounding. I stand in the orb they previously made, with a moth on my outstretched finger.
“I thank you, our dear allies, not just for the statue, and not just for access to you and your deities assistance. I thank you for protecting them both. Truly, this alliance will bring glory upon Jeff and our people. Along with the fear in our enemies.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The king watches these events, and the arrival of the gifts, through the reflection in his all seeing blade. Visions of all shine though both the natural eyes of the land and through his fellow dragon slayer Draken's eyes, and he is pleased with what he sees.
The battle celebrated surely was a triumphant one, and a jolly good time for both the cult of Jeff and the Dragon Slayers. The king rallies together some troops and spell weavers, and swings by the spider guild for a favour, before heading off to bring the people of Jeff gifts in return.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh, no worries my good sir! Quantum entanglement is a quite nifty secret to have unlocked!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Rawr.
can I join please
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
I make stories and read books
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
*Slaying dragons O_o!!!!*
Male: 16
Take the log out of your eye before you take out the splinter in someone else's eye.
Claimed by SilverRaccoon3
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*maybe don't comment on this string they WILL kill you*
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
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Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
A little girl runs through the dark woods, tripping over the thick undergrowth. Desperate for safety. He is right there. Behind her. The wolf.
”mother said I shouldn’t stray from the path- mother said this would happen if I went out so late in such bright reds- mother said-“
my dearest darlings! This is Archfey’s alternate account, is it possible this one could be added to the Dragon Slayers Club PM? I am currently unable to access my main account, though I’ll fix that within a few days.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
On it mate.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
* this goes against my entire religion XD*
Male: 16
Take the log out of your eye before you take out the splinter in someone else's eye.
Claimed by SilverRaccoon3
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Does it? We could always use a Wyrm on the inside.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Cube
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
We shall discuss the proposal.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I will give a cube.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
may I join? I make stories and read lots of books.
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
Uhhhh I can make loud noises to warn of oncoming air raids. Listen:
WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEOOOOO
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Oh, believe me. It will not be necessary. (as a person in a club that from a first glance opposes this one)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!