I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Oh, that’s really cute.
you can’t simply win by doing that, hon!
I am beyond existence.
So you are on the astral plane got it Great beasts rip apart the astral plane.
You expect creatures beyond your power to follow your commands? Pride is a plague all feel, and that does not exclude the immortal. Wait until they release they are being ordered by one equivalent to an ant to them. My creatures see me as their greater, either through fear or admiration. Both are quite effective.
I have earned their respect, and I respect them nothing is better than a bond like that.
Respect is a sweet thing amongst comrades, but you fail to treat them as comrades. You shout order after order after order. I have failed to see you do anything of your own beyond that. You use them like pets, and you expect them to respect you?
They listen to commands in war, but when training with them I respect them.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Oh, that’s really cute.
you can’t simply win by doing that, hon!
I am beyond existence.
So you are on the astral plane got it Great beasts rip apart the astral plane.
You expect creatures beyond your power to follow your commands? Pride is a plague all feel, and that does not exclude the immortal. Wait until they release they are being ordered by one equivalent to an ant to them. My creatures see me as their greater, either through fear or admiration. Both are quite effective.
I have earned their respect, and I respect them nothing is better than a bond like that.
Respect is a sweet thing amongst comrades, but you fail to treat them as comrades. You shout order after order after order. I have failed to see you do anything of your own beyond that. You use them like pets, and you expect them to respect you?
They listen to commands in war, but when training with them I respect them.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
We should have an actual, full scale war sometime, it could be fun.
That did not end well last time. But it did lead to the creation of the dome
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Also this war turned this thread from inactive for 20 days to super active.
You do realize that everything that goes on in this club is on private messages, right...? this is quite literally just the sign-up sheet.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
We should have an actual, full scale war sometime, it could be fun.
That did not end well last time. But it did lead to the creation of the dome
Well, I believe it’s gone well before, with the spider guild, if I remember correctly, but they had a big overarching plot and the spider guild’s main enemy was also run by Yvonne, I think? I’m not sure, I wasn’t there and I only read through some of the older threads a while ago.
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
Huh? It was only the Mulop cult for waht?
(Also, I'm ignoring that part in your post about the Forbiden Idols of Cleaning. Herasy.)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
We should have an actual, full scale war sometime, it could be fun.
That did not end well last time. But it did lead to the creation of the dome
Well, I believe it’s gone well before, with the spider guild, if I remember correctly, but they had a big overarching plot and the spider guild’s main enemy was also run by Yvonne, I think? I’m not sure, I wasn’t there and I only read through some of the older threads a while ago.
It ends well some times, doesn't others.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
Huh? It was only the Mulop cult for waht?
(Also, I'm ignoring that part in your post about the Forbiden Idols of Cleaning. Herasy.)
It is named the Mulop Cult for some reason it is really all of the great beasts.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
Huh? It was only the Mulop cult for waht?
(Also, I'm ignoring that part in your post about the Forbiden Idols of Cleaning. Herasy.)
Circle claims to have control over multiple beasts, but the cult seems to have a favorite in particular. Jealously births betrayal, betrayal births ruin, ruin births, uh, nothing because it's ruin.
*Talking about what?*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
Huh? It was only the Mulop cult for waht?
(Also, I'm ignoring that part in your post about the Forbiden Idols of Cleaning. Herasy.)
Circle claims to have control over multiple beasts, but the cult seems to have a favorite in particular. Jealously births betrayal, betrayal births ruin, ruin births, uh, nothing because it's ruin.
*Talking about what?*
Aaahh. I see what you were saying.
*What do you mean? I wan't talking about anything.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
Huh? It was only the Mulop cult for waht?
(Also, I'm ignoring that part in your post about the Forbiden Idols of Cleaning. Herasy.)
Circle claims to have control over multiple beasts, but the cult seems to have a favorite in particular. Jealously births betrayal, betrayal births ruin, ruin births, uh, nothing because it's ruin.
*Talking about what?*
Aaahh. I see what you were saying.
*What do you mean? I wan't talking about anything.*
*Oh, ok.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
Don't mess with the Dragon Slayers.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
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Why, of course! I’m sure your lord will enjoy them.
They listen to commands in war, but when training with them I respect them.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*casts major illusion*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Also this war turned this thread from inactive for 20 days to super active.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
This wasn't even a war. You didn't even scratch the surface of this wonderful, awful place.
I promise, whatever you seek, you will not find it here.
You seek no resolution, so you will find none.
You seek no heaven, so you will receive none.
Even diamonds can be crushed.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
That did not end well last time. But it did lead to the creation of the dome
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Also, I thought it was only the Mulop cult? We don't call on the power of Bob the Good Broom, or Joe the Neutral Vacuum. *They were cast away by Jeff so he could become almighty during the Reckoning, but we don't talk about that. Forbidden knowledge, I've said too much...*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You do realize that everything that goes on in this club is on private messages, right...? this is quite literally just the sign-up sheet.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Well, I believe it’s gone well before, with the spider guild, if I remember correctly, but they had a big overarching plot and the spider guild’s main enemy was also run by Yvonne, I think? I’m not sure, I wasn’t there and I only read through some of the older threads a while ago.
We mostly talk on the PM rather than the thread.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Huh? It was only the Mulop cult for waht?
(Also, I'm ignoring that part in your post about the Forbiden Idols of Cleaning. Herasy.)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
It ends well some times, doesn't others.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It is named the Mulop Cult for some reason it is really all of the great beasts.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Circle claims to have control over multiple beasts, but the cult seems to have a favorite in particular. Jealously births betrayal, betrayal births ruin, ruin births, uh, nothing because it's ruin.
*Talking about what?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Aaahh. I see what you were saying.
*What do you mean? I wan't talking about anything.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Oh, ok.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
What on earth?
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
Exactly.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
Don't mess with the Dragon Slayers.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Actually we just started the 2nd war!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.