As I said on the other thread, we don't do draws, not after you had the audacity to even try and attack us. Surrender.
And what I was trying to do happened, the Jeff cult was planning to attack you. I made you guys have an alliance instead. Now sign it!
No. You are defeated, after your retreat you have officially lost today, no matter what your goals were. This is over, we don't sign peace with enemies we've already vanquished.
I have asked nicely, but you have gotten on my bad side! I cast magic steal I steal all your powers so you can’t reflect or dodge, I cast burn you are on fire sign or die! You are too weak for any counter actions.
Haha, I know i'm a little late buuut
The aspect of Order disagrees.
A golden light surrounds the thread, chains surrounding you, and then- the thread shatters. Into a million jagged pieces of glass, shattering and breakng and tearing away at your flsh. You existence is no longer tolerated in this thread. Wit hthe power vested in me as the champion of the champion of the champion of the Aspect of Order, I banish you from the thread. Begone.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
true true that makes sence I will propose this to gibber
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
I understand. To show acceptance of those who f-ed around and did not found out is to invite others to do so, but do we wish to have an empty war against an enemy who refuses to accept loss?
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
I understand. To show acceptance of those who f-ed around and did not found out is to invite others to do so, but do we wish to have an empty war against an enemy who refuses to accept loss?
We are no longer at war, this is over. We have all done a remarkably good job today, Draken and Baalz in particular, along with the aid from our allies. If the enemy tries to further anything, I encourage you to ignore it, as we have already very, very clearly won. We don't have to sign peace to bring this war to an end if the enemy refuses to admit defeat, defeat is clear enough on its own. This is now over, you now may rest.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
I understand. To show acceptance of those who f-ed around and did not found out is to invite others to do so, but do we wish to have an empty war against an enemy who refuses to accept loss?
We are no longer at war, this is over. We have all done a remarkably good job today, Draken and Baalz in particular, along with the aid from our allies. If the enemy tries to further anything, I encourage you to ignore it, as we have already very, very clearly won. We don't have to sign peace to bring this war to an end if the enemy refuses to admit defeat, defeat is clear enough on its own. This is now over, you now may rest.
I will await the time when you are required to rise once more, milord.
I love you very much, sire.
...Am I a JoJo stand?
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
I understand. To show acceptance of those who f-ed around and did not found out is to invite others to do so, but do we wish to have an empty war against an enemy who refuses to accept loss?
We are no longer at war, this is over. We have all done a remarkably good job today, Draken and Baalz in particular, along with the aid from our allies. If the enemy tries to further anything, I encourage you to ignore it, as we have already very, very clearly won. We don't have to sign peace to bring this war to an end if the enemy refuses to admit defeat, defeat is clear enough on its own. This is now over, you now may rest.
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
I understand. To show acceptance of those who f-ed around and did not found out is to invite others to do so, but do we wish to have an empty war against an enemy who refuses to accept loss?
We are no longer at war, this is over. We have all done a remarkably good job today, Draken and Baalz in particular, along with the aid from our allies. If the enemy tries to further anything, I encourage you to ignore it, as we have already very, very clearly won. We don't have to sign peace to bring this war to an end if the enemy refuses to admit defeat, defeat is clear enough on its own. This is now over, you now may rest.
I will await the time when you are required to rise once more, milord.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
*Gives death stare and counterspells* This is not meant for you in any way. This is for the DSC and the DSC alone, we allied with the Bill cult but that is now very much in danger of changing just because of this foolish act. Begone, you lost the war and if you try anything like this again then I will personally order the troops to your new cult's base.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
*Gives death stare and counterspells* This is not meant for you in any way. This is for the DSC and the DSC alone, we allied with the Bill cult but that is now very much in danger of changing just because of this foolish act. Begone, you lost the war and if you try anything like this again then I will personally order the troops to your new cult's base.
*I was going to construct a new one, I just needed a giant weapon because Dipper stole my last giant scythe.*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
*Gives death stare and counterspells* This is not meant for you in any way. This is for the DSC and the DSC alone, we allied with the Bill cult but that is now very much in danger of changing just because of this foolish act. Begone, you lost the war and if you try anything like this again then I will personally order the troops to your new cult's base.
*I was going to construct a new one, I just needed a giant weapon because Dipper stole my last giant scythe.*
Sure, sure. You could have converted anything else or just made a new weapon, but it had to be this gift. This is your only warning.
Anyways, DSC, back to the matter at hand, I hope you enjoy these. I'm now going to head back to the Jeff Cult cause Jeff's probably hungry by now. To the Roomba-Mobile™! *Gets in and drives away*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
*Gives death stare and counterspells* This is not meant for you in any way. This is for the DSC and the DSC alone, we allied with the Bill cult but that is now very much in danger of changing just because of this foolish act. Begone, you lost the war and if you try anything like this again then I will personally order the troops to your new cult's base.
*I was going to construct a new one, I just needed a giant weapon because Dipper stole my last giant scythe.*
Sure, sure. You could have converted anything else or just made a new weapon, but it had to be this gift. This is your only warning.
Anyways, DSC, back to the matter at hand, I hope you enjoy these. I'm now going to head back to the Jeff Cult cause Jeff's probably hungry by now. To the Roomba-Mobile™! *Gets in and drives away*
It was the only large enough mass of hardened clay I could find. I now summon 15 tons of hardened clay to recreate the gift.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
*Gives death stare and counterspells* This is not meant for you in any way. This is for the DSC and the DSC alone, we allied with the Bill cult but that is now very much in danger of changing just because of this foolish act. Begone, you lost the war and if you try anything like this again then I will personally order the troops to your new cult's base.
*I was going to construct a new one, I just needed a giant weapon because Dipper stole my last giant scythe.*
Sure, sure. You could have converted anything else or just made a new weapon, but it had to be this gift. This is your only warning.
Anyways, DSC, back to the matter at hand, I hope you enjoy these. I'm now going to head back to the Jeff Cult cause Jeff's probably hungry by now. To the Roomba-Mobile™! *Gets in and drives away*
It was the only large enough mass of hardened clay I could find. I now summon 15 tons of hardened clay to recreate the gift.
The gift took a long time to make and part of the sentiment kinda disappears in a recreation, but I already counterspelled it and whatever. This is over, in the end I'd much rather focus on the happiness of the gift here then you tampering with it.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
Oh goodness me! I haven't a clue how this could have happened. Please accept my deepest apologies. My anomalous nature springs up at the most inopportune moments.
That's not how war works, friend-o.
You seem to have failed to recognise the difference between a contract and an agreement.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Haha, I know i'm a little late buuut
The aspect of Order disagrees.
A golden light surrounds the thread, chains surrounding you, and then- the thread shatters. Into a million jagged pieces of glass, shattering and breakng and tearing away at your flsh. You existence is no longer tolerated in this thread. Wit hthe power vested in me as the champion of the champion of the champion of the Aspect of Order, I banish you from the thread. Begone.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Drummer, I propose we allow this treaty to be signed. Not to spare their life, but to end this needless and persistent arguing. If our enemies wish to make peace, even when they are defeated and have no claims, let them make peace. If they attack us in the future, we will be far more prepared than we were now.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
true true that makes sence I will propose this to gibber
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
You make a solid point. But I do not like to be attacked, and then forced into a draw, even if its just to spare us time. if we are attacked and forced to sign peace, or even if we propose it ourselves, it shows that we were attacked for no good reason, and the attacker got away with it just by pestering us. I don't want this war to encourage others to try the same. We have crushed the enemy who attacked us, and I plan for them to stay crushed. Like I said, the dragon slayers win. We don't do draws.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I understand. To show acceptance of those who f-ed around and did not found out is to invite others to do so, but do we wish to have an empty war against an enemy who refuses to accept loss?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
We are no longer at war, this is over. We have all done a remarkably good job today, Draken and Baalz in particular, along with the aid from our allies. If the enemy tries to further anything, I encourage you to ignore it, as we have already very, very clearly won. We don't have to sign peace to bring this war to an end if the enemy refuses to admit defeat, defeat is clear enough on its own. This is now over, you now may rest.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I will await the time when you are required to rise once more, milord.
I love you very much, sire.
...Am I a JoJo stand?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Understood, High Hunter. *teleports away*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Nah, we just care for each other.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Causally has bill cipher turn it into a giant weapon for me.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Gives death stare and counterspells* This is not meant for you in any way. This is for the DSC and the DSC alone, we allied with the Bill cult but that is now very much in danger of changing just because of this foolish act. Begone, you lost the war and if you try anything like this again then I will personally order the troops to your new cult's base.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I was going to construct a new one, I just needed a giant weapon because Dipper stole my last giant scythe.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Sure, sure. You could have converted anything else or just made a new weapon, but it had to be this gift. This is your only warning.
Anyways, DSC, back to the matter at hand, I hope you enjoy these. I'm now going to head back to the Jeff Cult cause Jeff's probably hungry by now. To the Roomba-Mobile™! *Gets in and drives away*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It was the only large enough mass of hardened clay I could find. I now summon 15 tons of hardened clay to recreate the gift.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
The gift took a long time to make and part of the sentiment kinda disappears in a recreation, but I already counterspelled it and whatever. This is over, in the end I'd much rather focus on the happiness of the gift here then you tampering with it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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Oh goodness me! I haven't a clue how this could have happened. Please accept my deepest apologies. My anomalous nature springs up at the most inopportune moments.