I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
Don't mess with the Dragon Slayers.
Actually we just started the 2nd war!
War is a bit of a stretch, would you call attacking a tank with a toothpick a war
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
Don't mess with the Dragon Slayers.
Actually we just started the 2nd war!
The second battle, actually. Big difference.
And now the king has arrived. WE SHALL PREVAIL WITH EASE! WE SHALL PREVAIL WITH GLORY! WE SHALL PREVAIL WITH, uh, what's the third one? The power of friendship? Idk. WE SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
Don't mess with the Dragon Slayers.
Actually we just started the 2nd war!
War is a bit of a stretch, would you call attacking a tank with a toothpick a war
The tank gets reminded it lacks teeth, and it yearns to have a mouth in general. It then explodes. Master plan by circle, but it's been exposed before it was too late!!!1!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I came here expecting a proper war, something for the glory of the club to destroy, restore forum peace to how we like to keep it. But this attack was just pathetic, get some real weaponry.
The dragon slayers club, even after it many years and past conflicts, stands at over 30 members in 2025. Our central pm has has very nearly as many pages of posts as our singular enemy, Circleofdragons, has posts. And that's just the club lobby.
And if you still wish to get on our nerves, I also co own a guild of spiders, with lore, combat history, and weaponry beyond your wildest dreams that would be more than happy to help keep the peace how its always been. And a few of the forums most powerful gods, users of incredible strength far beyond whatever silly little creatures you have, would be more that pleased for me to give them someone to crush.
I might even waste a little time banishing you myself.
Don't mess with the Dragon Slayers.
Actually we just started the 2nd war!
War is a bit of a stretch, would you call attacking a tank with a toothpick a war
The tank gets reminded it lacks teeth, and it yearns to have a mouth in general. It then explodes. Master plan by circle, but it's been exposed before it was too late!!!1!
You're right!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
Both absolute cinema, and the truth entirely. Well said my friend.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
Both absolute cinema, and the truth entirely. Well said my friend.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
This war is an open field, and the Cult of the Great Beasts is a pack of prey. Whether they flee or fight, they won't survive the lion's chase.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
This war is an open field, and the Cult of the Great Beasts is a pack of prey. Whether they flee or fight, they won't survive the lion's chase.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
This war is an open field, and the Cult of the Great Beasts is a pack of prey. Whether they flee or fight, they won't survive the lion's chase.
It's a shame, really. You could've been with us. But you chose poorly.
Now then, Riddle me this. Riddle me that. The answer to life. Is the end of your strife.
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A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
This war is an open field, and the Cult of the Great Beasts is a pack of prey. Whether they flee or fight, they won't survive the lion's chase.
lol of the great beasts is a lion
Then the Jeff Cult and DSC are the everbeating sun, the essence of nature itself. The humans that come and build on your territory. Wherever you go, you can't escape us. You seek the water hole of victory, only to willingly wander into the barren desert of defeat.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
This war is an open field, and the Cult of the Great Beasts is a pack of prey. Whether they flee or fight, they won't survive the lion's chase.
lol of the great beasts is a lion
Then the Jeff Cult and DSC are the everbeating sun, the essence of nature itself. The humans that come and build on your territory. Wherever you go, you can't escape us. You seek the water hole of victory, only to willingly wander into the barren desert of defeat.
Stop btw I used a unescapeable spell to make you guys join my side.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
As I said on the other thread, we don't do draws, not after you had the audacity to even try and attack us. Surrender.
And what I was trying to do happened, the Jeff cult was planning to attack you. I made you guys have an alliance instead. Now sign it!
No. You are defeated, after your retreat you have officially lost today, no matter what your goals were. This is over, we don't sign peace with enemies we've already vanquished.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
As I said on the other thread, we don't do draws, not after you had the audacity to even try and attack us. Surrender.
And what I was trying to do happened, the Jeff cult was planning to attack you. I made you guys have an alliance instead. Now sign it!
No. You are defeated, after your retreat you have officially lost today, no matter what your goals were. This is over, we don't sign peace with enemies we've already vanquished.
I have asked nicely, but you have gotten on my bad side! I cast magic steal I steal all your powers so you can’t reflect or dodge, I cast burn you are on fire sign or die! You are too weak for any counter actions.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
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War is a bit of a stretch, would you call attacking a tank with a toothpick a war
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The second battle, actually. Big difference.
And now the king has arrived. WE SHALL PREVAIL WITH EASE! WE SHALL PREVAIL WITH GLORY! WE SHALL PREVAIL WITH, uh, what's the third one? The power of friendship? Idk. WE SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The tank gets reminded it lacks teeth, and it yearns to have a mouth in general. It then explodes. Master plan by circle, but it's been exposed before it was too late!!!1!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You're right!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
This war is a clock. The Dragon Slayers and their allies the minute hand, the Cult of the Great Beasts the hour. Overtime, we will draw closer. They will try to flee, but we will outspeed, and soon, outrun.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Both absolute cinema, and the truth entirely. Well said my friend.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Almost!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
This war is an open field, and the Cult of the Great Beasts is a pack of prey. Whether they flee or fight, they won't survive the lion's chase.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
lol of the great beasts is a lion
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
It's a shame, really. You could've been with us. But you chose poorly.
Now then, Riddle me this. Riddle me that. The answer to life. Is the end of your strife.
A Fools Errand will fail. A Foolish Errand has a chance to succeed.
Then the Jeff Cult and DSC are the everbeating sun, the essence of nature itself. The humans that come and build on your territory. Wherever you go, you can't escape us. You seek the water hole of victory, only to willingly wander into the barren desert of defeat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Stop btw I used a unescapeable spell to make you guys join my side.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Um no the Aspect of Order says Nuh-uh!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Drummer will you sign this?
Peace Treaty
Great Beasts Cult Leader: Circleofdragons
Dragon Slayers Club! Leader:
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
As I said on the other thread, we don't do draws, not after you had the audacity to even try and attack us. Surrender.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sign it.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
And what I was trying to do happened, the Jeff cult was planning to attack you. I made you guys have an alliance instead. Now sign it!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
How do you eat with the festering filth you spew from that mouth of yours?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
No. You are defeated, after your retreat you have officially lost today, no matter what your goals were. This is over, we don't sign peace with enemies we've already vanquished.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I have asked nicely, but you have gotten on my bad side! I cast magic steal I steal all your powers so you can’t reflect or dodge, I cast burn you are on fire sign or die! You are too weak for any counter actions.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.