Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
“Surrender is not part of my vocabulary!”
I expected as much from some cultists worshipping a squishy kraken ripoff
Actually, it's cultist. Not cultists. Cultist singular.
Wait. This is a one person cult? So not even a cult?
Wow. Okay. Uhh, circle, you do realize we are literally one of the largest guilds on Beyond, right?
Hehe and yet with the power of the talismans and great beasts it is a fair fight.
You’re currently facing an archhag of mythic proportions, an ancient eldrotch horror, and a primal beast of the beyond. It’s not fair
Well, the great beasts made the universe and with them and their talismans yeah pretty fair. Now I have ripped you guys apart enough times. This was fun goodbye.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
“Surrender is not part of my vocabulary!”
I expected as much from some cultists worshipping a squishy kraken ripoff
Actually, it's cultist. Not cultists. Cultist singular.
Wait. This is a one person cult? So not even a cult?
Wow. Okay. Uhh, circle, you do realize we are literally one of the largest guilds on Beyond, right?
Hehe and yet with the power of the talismans and great beasts it is a fair fight.
You’re currently facing an archhag of mythic proportions, an ancient eldrotch horror, and a primal beast of the beyond. It’s not fair
Well, the great beasts made the universe and with them and their talismans yeah pretty fair. Now I have ripped you guys apart enough times. This was fun goodbye.
Wow, Gibber! this PopClay is great! How did you aquire this?
I have my ways...
*Fire burns in eyes, whispering echos of screams*
...
You know what? Forget I asked.
Asked what?
Asked nothing.
Oh, ok.
I don't claim to be stronger then Jeff, I just spread the word of him so mortals may see the light. Praise Jeff!
Indeed. PRAISE JEFF!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Circleofdragons thought he could beat the dragon slayer club. All on his own.
Yeah. That’s a dumb idea. Some of the people there are not to be trifled with
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Circleofdragons thought he could beat the dragon slayer club. All on his own.
It was a pretty close fight before I stopped. Goodbye.
oh yes. A close fight. Mhm. Yeah. Lets say that. Good for you. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Circleofdragons thought he could beat the dragon slayer club. All on his own.
It was a pretty close fight before I stopped. Goodbye.
Ha! Trust me buddy. It wasn’t.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
This is the most action I've seen in the cult scene for a while. But first, we have to keep our promise. *Starts moving around the floor like a Roomba, cleaning up all the blood and magical essence and such*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
This is the most action I've seen in the cult scene for a while. But first, we have to keep our promise. *Starts moving around the floor like a Roomba, cleaning up all the blood and magical essence and such*
*does the same as Gibber*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Oh, that’s really cute.
you can’t simply win by doing that, hon!
I am beyond existence.
So you are on the astral plane got it Great beasts rip apart the astral plane.
You expect creatures beyond your power to follow your commands? Pride is a plague all feel, and that does not exclude the immortal. Wait until they release they are being ordered by one equivalent to an ant to them. My creatures see me as their greater, either through fear or admiration. Both are quite effective.
I have earned their respect, and I respect them nothing is better than a bond like that.
Respect is a sweet thing amongst comrades, but you fail to treat them as comrades. You shout order after order after order. I have failed to see you do anything of your own beyond that. You use them like pets, and you expect them to respect you?
Oh, that was entertaining. No dice were even rolled!
anyways, would you all enjoy some of my snickerdoodles? Just baked a fresh batch!
Ah, cinnamon-sugar cookies designed in perfect flow. Warms my memories after such time...
You make the best snickerdoodles, Arch.
Arch, could I request a batch of snickerdoodles, but substituting clay for dough?
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Oh, ok.
I don't claim to be stronger then Jeff, I just spread the word of him so mortals may see the light. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It was a pretty close fight before I stopped. Goodbye.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Indeed. PRAISE JEFF!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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Yeah. That’s a dumb idea. Some of the people there are not to be trifled with
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Lol
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
oh yes. A close fight. Mhm. Yeah. Lets say that. Good for you. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Ha! Trust me buddy. It wasn’t.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Your arrangement and equation are weak.
Come back when your animals are more than feed for the machines.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
For this battle, I have so far released the Weasel Twins, half a dozen Elder Brain Dragons, and activated the Factory of Improvement.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Oh, that was entertaining. No dice were even rolled!
anyways, would you all enjoy some of my snickerdoodles? Just baked a fresh batch!
That was just warm up. The First Great Beast War. The 2nd won’t be so full of weak attacks.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I didn't even finish my PopClay! :(
This is the most action I've seen in the cult scene for a while. But first, we have to keep our promise. *Starts moving around the floor like a Roomba, cleaning up all the blood and magical essence and such*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*does the same as Gibber*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
And we’ll be ready the next time, darling dear.
and I’ll bring the tooth fairies.
And Drummer didn't even come on.
When the King arrives, the pact is sealed.
This will be very, very fun :))))))
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
oh wait yeah Drummer wasnt on for this hah
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Respect is a sweet thing amongst comrades, but you fail to treat them as comrades. You shout order after order after order. I have failed to see you do anything of your own beyond that. You use them like pets, and you expect them to respect you?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Ah, cinnamon-sugar cookies designed in perfect flow. Warms my memories after such time...
You make the best snickerdoodles, Arch.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
We should have an actual, full scale war sometime, it could be fun.
Arch, could I request a batch of snickerdoodles, but substituting clay for dough?
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives