*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
Hey, that is the name of the superpower I created for my book. Quantum Entanglement.
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
The flora surrounding The lands of the Dragon Slayers shudders all at once. One by one, all the leaves fly off, revealing a magnificent swarm of moths and butterflies, with a few beetles amongst them for good measure. They range from the size of a bee to the height a man, and once they all enter the sky, they group upon each other. Layer upon layer gathers. Soon, layer upon layer leaves. Almost as sudden as it began, all the creatures return to the branches they rested upon, becoming indistinguishable from their surrounding. I stand in the orb they previously made, with a moth on my outstretched finger.
“I thank you, our dear allies, not just for the statue, and not just for access to you and your deities assistance. I thank you for protecting them both. Truly, this alliance will bring glory upon Jeff and our people. Along with the fear in our enemies.”
The king watches these events, and the arrival of the gifts, through the reflection in his all seeing blade. Visions of all shine though both the natural eyes of the land and through his fellow dragon slayer Draken's eyes, and he is pleased with what he sees.
The battle celebrated surely was a triumphant one, and a jolly good time for both the cult of Jeff and the Dragon Slayers. The king rallies together some troops and spell weavers, and swings by the spider guild for a favour, before heading off to bring the people of Jeff gifts in return.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Rides into the kingdom in a giant Roomba vehicle, with something under a comically large tarp attached to the roof* Dragon Slayers Club! A bit of time ago, we both rallied our troops and fought in a brilliant war against a common foe. To celebrate this victory, you have provided us gifts, and we have obtained and made some gifts for you in return. BEHOLD! *takes off tarp, revealing a gigantic statue made of hardened clay. It shows the Jeff Cult and DSC fighting side by side, standing on top of defeated enemies like the Great Beasts and of course dragons, both covered in dust that a small Roomba cleans.* Of course, it'd be lame if we just gave you a decoration and called it a day, whether it's epic or not. So we also give you some other stuff! Specifically a bunch of dragon slaying magic items that we definitely didn't pillage from villages we crusaded through in Jeff's name, and an Alert Roomba. In times of need, press the glowing red button, and we will be alerted and arrive as fast as possible. In times of dire need, it can summon an aspect of Jeff himself (a CR 30 statblock, not his true strength but still very strong) as well as us. It also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs to walk up stairs or to clean walls. We hope these gifts aid you.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
I clap with one hand upon seeing the gift. Then stare at my hand in shock and awe.
Indeed, My good sir! It seems you have unlocked the secrets to quantum entanglement!
*I put on my monolces.*
Oh goodness me! I haven't a clue how this could have happened. Please accept my deepest apologies. My anomalous nature springs up at the most inopportune moments.
Oh, no worries my good sir! Quantum entanglement is a quite nifty secret to have unlocked!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hey, that is the name of the superpower I created for my book. Quantum Entanglement.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
The flora surrounding The lands of the Dragon Slayers shudders all at once. One by one, all the leaves fly off, revealing a magnificent swarm of moths and butterflies, with a few beetles amongst them for good measure. They range from the size of a bee to the height a man, and once they all enter the sky, they group upon each other. Layer upon layer gathers. Soon, layer upon layer leaves. Almost as sudden as it began, all the creatures return to the branches they rested upon, becoming indistinguishable from their surrounding. I stand in the orb they previously made, with a moth on my outstretched finger.
“I thank you, our dear allies, not just for the statue, and not just for access to you and your deities assistance. I thank you for protecting them both. Truly, this alliance will bring glory upon Jeff and our people. Along with the fear in our enemies.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The king watches these events, and the arrival of the gifts, through the reflection in his all seeing blade. Visions of all shine though both the natural eyes of the land and through his fellow dragon slayer Draken's eyes, and he is pleased with what he sees.
The battle celebrated surely was a triumphant one, and a jolly good time for both the cult of Jeff and the Dragon Slayers. The king rallies together some troops and spell weavers, and swings by the spider guild for a favour, before heading off to bring the people of Jeff gifts in return.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh, no worries my good sir! Quantum entanglement is a quite nifty secret to have unlocked!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Rawr.